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03-08-2005, 05:58 PM
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#2446
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
tl;dr
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03-08-2005, 06:00 PM
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#2447
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by bilmore
Cryptic.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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03-08-2005, 06:01 PM
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#2448
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
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Ah. Had you said that to begin with . . . |
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03-08-2005, 06:05 PM
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#2449
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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C2d made the Onion!
C2d photographed for today's Onion:
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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03-08-2005, 06:06 PM
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#2450
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You're supposed to clean your ass after each use, pigass. Your feet only get cleaned once a day. To the working parents- this is what results when no mom or dad is around during a child's formative years.
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I just wipe. I don't sterilize, you bidet-using camel schtupper.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-08-2005, 06:06 PM
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#2451
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My only explanation is that it's the same principle as washing your car.
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Finally, something to talk about.
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03-08-2005, 06:07 PM
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#2452
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Guest
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C2d made the Onion!
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
C2d photographed for today's Onion:
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All you need are some towels hanging off of them and you have the pOTY |
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03-08-2005, 06:09 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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WHERE's PP today? Maybe the "Bad Coke" was no joke?
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Voice Recognition software acting up again?
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POTY!
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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03-08-2005, 06:10 PM
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#2454
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by taxwonk
No, your anal region. With a pressure hose, apparently, if you're RP.
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When do you clean the taint?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-08-2005, 06:11 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Finally, something to talk about.
TM
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Cankles
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-08-2005, 06:11 PM
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#2456
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When do you clean the taint?
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Let's go back to tax. |
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03-08-2005, 06:15 PM
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#2457
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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I KNOW, TAKE IT TO THE TAX REFUND BOARD
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well for a WITHHOLDING violation, sure. They really don't like those. But that's not so much a personal taxes issue.
Sebby/mmmm -- when you start up your businesses that will be so much better and more lucrative than the law, trust me and wanker on this, the IRS/SSA don't *really* care when you send in the withholding. It can wait until the end of the quarter if you are having cashflow problems. Ditto on amounts withheld from employees' paychecks that is supposed to go to the retirement plan -- the Dept of Labor and IRS really do understand that you needed that money to pay for business entertainment, and that you'll deposit it when you can.
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In all seriousness, I would never violate tax law or any other law. I lose a lot of money gambling. Much more than I win, taxman. Hear that, feds?
All the condescending tax advice is welcome, though. Do you guys want to do my taxes next year? I will fuck you both! |
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03-08-2005, 06:26 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Taxes
I am shocked to discover that you all do your own taxes. I pay a guy and he does them for me.
A friend of mine triggered an audit by going to Dartmouth for an MBA and leaving a lucrative real estate job. The drop in income apparently triggered an audit. Bad news is, that it was a couple of days of painstaking review of her taxes and receipts. Good news is that she got a refund.
Legit question - is deferred comp still a crap shoot? Or is it worth doing?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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03-08-2005, 06:27 PM
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#2459
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Taxes
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I am shocked to discover that you all do your own taxes. I pay a guy and he does them for me.
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Cool. Who dials your phone for you? |
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03-08-2005, 06:28 PM
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#2460
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its so your dirty ass-water doesn't contaminate your freshly scrubbed feet. Even sunny could figure that one out.
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Fine. Now who can explain how Shape Shifter's dirty ass-water gets on the roof of my car and contaminates the freshly scrubbed wheels? |
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