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Old 03-09-2005, 05:49 PM   #2626
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My sister reported to me that a friend of hers was just dumped because his dick was too small. I expressed shock, because I had seen him naked and didn't remember a small dick. She was also surprised, and remarked "and I've spent more time naked with him than anyone else. You'd think I would have noticed something like that."

It was telling, though, that neither one of us could remember what his dick looked like.
Maybe his is one that looks average in it's non-excited state, but does not grow appreciably when it gets excited -- so it ends up being relatively small when/where it counts . . .
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Old 03-09-2005, 05:51 PM   #2627
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I think someone should order me the engraved gold silent waterproof vibrator so we can examine how cool the engraving is.
I am in a stupor today, so I blindly followed the link without thinking that it was probably not going to make it past the firewall. It did, and there are two hot little marginally-NSFW videos on that site.
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Old 03-09-2005, 05:52 PM   #2628
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From the Target website: "Target.com charges sales tax in all U.S. states other than Alaska, Hawaii and Vermont. Amazon.com@Target.com Inc. charges sales tax only on orders shipped to Kansas, North Dakota and Washington."
Damn. Is Amazon going to replace Disney as the corporate headquarters for Satan and his Minions on Earth?

GWNC, there is a Target in my neighborhood. Target is fun. Target has huge boxes of Cheerios for $3, lamps for $15 and Izaac Mizrahi shoes for $25. If you make the journey to the outer borough to go, let me know and we'll take you out for coffee.
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Old 03-09-2005, 05:53 PM   #2629
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Maybe his is one that looks average in it's non-excited state, but does not grow appreciably when it gets excited -- so it ends up being relatively small when/where it counts . . .
Ah, the classic "grower vs. shower" issue.
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Old 03-09-2005, 05:58 PM   #2630
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Maybe his is one that looks average in it's non-excited state, but does not grow appreciably when it gets excited -- so it ends up being relatively small when/where it counts . . .
This discussion made me curious about this headline: "Stars may have natural restrictions to size"

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...s_050309182954

The actual article isn't as interesting as this discussion.
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Old 03-09-2005, 06:09 PM   #2631
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Maybe his is one that looks average in it's non-excited state, but does not grow appreciably when it gets excited -- so it ends up being relatively small when/where it counts . . .
Are you implying that RT and her sister are so ugly that this guy has never gotten an erection when he's been naked with them? That's harsh.
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Old 03-09-2005, 06:09 PM   #2632
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GWNC, there is a Target in my neighborhood.
My god. When the hell did that happen?
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Old 03-09-2005, 06:10 PM   #2633
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Are you implying that RT and her sister are so ugly that this guy has never gotten an erection when he's been naked with them? That's harsh.
They just said he was naked around them a lot. I was thinking he's a nudist, and they were probably clothed.

RT can clear this up, I guess.

Fucking instigators.
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Old 03-09-2005, 06:12 PM   #2634
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They just said he was naked around them a lot. I was thinking he's a nudist, and they were probably clothed.

RT can clear this up, I guess.

Fucking instigators.
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Old 03-09-2005, 06:17 PM   #2635
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They just said he was naked around them a lot. I was thinking he's a nudist, and they were probably clothed.

RT can clear this up, I guess.

Fucking instigators.
On the occassion that I saw him naked, I was clothed. My sister is the nudist, and this guy tends to end up naked in pools and hot tubs with her a lot. She's the hideous one in the family.

Incidently, he has a nice ass.
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Old 03-09-2005, 06:19 PM   #2636
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Old 03-09-2005, 06:28 PM   #2637
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What movie did you see this weekend? Be Cool? I have heard from an unreliable source (same guy liked Soul Plane) said it was funny funny.
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Old 03-09-2005, 06:30 PM   #2638
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What movie did you see this weekend? I have heard from an unreliable source (same guy liked Soul Plane) said it was funny funny.
It was?
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Old 03-09-2005, 06:33 PM   #2639
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My god. When the hell did that happen?
It predates my moving to my new digs, but not by a lot - less than a year?
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Old 03-09-2005, 06:34 PM   #2640
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My god. When the hell did that happen?
Don't panic - it's actually closer to my neighborhood. BRC just goes there when she's slumming.
 
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