Less to See than on NHL Center Ice® - Page 184

NotFromHere · 03-10-2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The actor playing the judge for E!'s reenactment tonight is PUMPED! Getting to use the gavel on prior days was fun and all, but it's all about the acting.

Yeah, but the actor playing Michael is bummed. He has to wear pajama bottoms.

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Jackson arrived to court wearing what appears to be pajama bottoms, looking fragile and confused.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-10-2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by Dualit
Where can I get one?

At the stupid store.

TM

Tyrone Slothrop · 03-10-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
At the stupid store.

TM

Is that where you picked up those responses to nfh?

NotFromHere · 03-10-2005, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
At the stupid store.

TM

What is up your ass today?

Dualit,

Here, the price is in pounds. The guy's name is dick. You can also get a jewel encrusted dust pan and brush to go with it.

Dualit · 03-10-2005, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
At the stupid store.

TM

Is it already Friday, asshat?

notcasesensitive · 03-10-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What is up your ass today?

Dualit,

Here, the price is in pounds. The guy's name is dick. You can also get a jewel encrusted dust pan and brush to go with it.

It appears that only the brush is jewel-encrusted. Dustpannist fuck.

03-10-2005, 02:02 PM

Disregard my previous comments on this show. I watched ten minutes of it and am reminded that Kirstie Alley is completely annoying and not much of an actress. She makes horrible noises. Great concept- too bad they couldnt get Kathy Bates.

NotFromHere · 03-10-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It appears that only the brush is jewel-encrusted. Dustpannist fuck.

It's their name for the product, not mine. But, they are correct on the jewelled toilet brush and cover.

And this ducky vibrator is cute.

It's waterproof.

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-10-2005, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It appears that only the brush is jewel-encrusted. Dustpannist fuck.

Maybe the jewels are non-visible.

03-10-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
What the fuck is wrong with H&M? I just wish we had one in LA, and that they had more shit that fit me. Their quality/price ratio is very attractive for this in-house studio lawyer.

You have to admit that its no Hot Topix.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 03-10-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hey,
I found an ironing board cover for you. That is, if you iron.

I pay someone to do my ironing.

notcasesensitive · 03-10-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's their name for the product, not mine. But, they are correct on the jewelled toilet brush and cover.

No they aren't. That brush has no jewels. WTF?

And please stop with the lameass pictures. This is not a proper use of bandwidth.

ltl/fb · 03-10-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It appears that only the brush is jewel-encrusted. Dustpannist fuck.

The toilet brush is not encrusted. The pictures are now coming through, and unfortunately that guy is too shiny and muscley for my personal tastes.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 03-10-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Here's my explanation.

Last night I was playing 9-18 at Commerce Casino. I was up a rack or so ($300) playing super-tight aggressive for a few hours, when the following happened.

I limp in with A-4 suited (bad, I know, but I'd been getting no cards; I got 3 pocket pairs, all lower than 8-8, in 5 hours). Pot is raised by Mr. super aggressive who was up a few racks. Lots of limpers, I call.

FLop comes Q-6-4, rainbow. Checked to the raiser, he bets, I call. Down to 3 players. Turn comes a 6. Checked to the raiser. He bets. I check-raise. He calls. Other guy folds

River comes a 10. I bet, he calls. With pocket 5s.

Three hands later, I pick up A-K under the gun. Aggressive guy raises. I three-bet, and somebody else caps it. Flop comes K-J-6, again rainbow. I bet, aggressive raises. I three bet, he caps. Four players in the hand.

Turn comes a 2. I check to Mr. Aggressive. He bets, I call, as does everyone else. Huge pot now.

River comes a Q. Check, Aggressive bets, I call. He shows A-10.

Boom, there goes my $300 in profit in two hands. We both left the table soon after, in very different frames of mind.

That's some of the worst card playing I've ever seen. On the first hand, you're both lucky the guy who was sittin' on a queen folded out b/c the heat got to be too much for him.

On the second hand, that's just stupid. You went all the way with a pair of Ks and and A kicker to a guy who previously whooped your ass on a questionable hand. The guy coulda had two pairs and he woulda beat ya. You shoulda known he had a monster. There's a reason he was "up a few racks."

ltl/fb · 03-10-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And this ducky vibrator is cute.

It's waterproof.

I actually have this. And this is more like it for shopping advice. I do not iron, as it happens. Or only very rarely. So my ironing board cover is pretty pristine.