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[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

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love

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my

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avatar,

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so

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fuck

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off,

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fringe.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's mostly just the hair and the makeup.

And the 70% body fat.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
When they tell my old ass, 'Its terminal,' I plan to down a bottle of something and drive a car off a cliff. Or maybe just walk into the ocean. I ain't dying of cancer.

Who am I kidding? I'll probably get hit by a bus not paying attention to traffic. I realized after about 20 minutes on the Schuylkill Expressway this morning that I wasn't wearing a seatbelt, was talking on the cell and drinking a soy shake, steering with my knee, elbows and hand, intermittently.

I like soy shakes.

Do you think your marriage is going to last?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Can you wear those pants for a day, though, until a suitable time and place for consumption is reached? I would think that partially-melted candy underpants would be unsavory, no matter how savory the goodies concealed beneath.

Yes, you are correct. I do not plan to wear them all day. But, again, what does "suitable time and place" have to do with anything? MY rules.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I think licking every last bit off just becomes more of a challenge.

Though if they got wedged in, MR might need to be called in.

That is so NOT HOT! It should be an impossible result, given the material you had, but there you go.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I agree. And I assume the other classic Black and White avatar is Maude. If not, I got some sweet backups. However, I think people should strive for avatars that have a trademark like quality.

Off the op of my head I think some avatars in this category are:

1) RT's
2) Slave's former scotch bottle.
3) TM's
4) ABBAKiss
5) ltl/fb
6) Hank
7) NotBob ( a black and white goodie, though if he switcehd to a characer out of Nobody's Fool that would work also)

Avatars I kind of like but could be improved

1) Coltrane. I think thats the guy from American Pie, right? I liked his frat one better, but that works. I might go with Ashton Kutcher in his Kaballah bunny outfit.

2) Gwink. The torso is good but I sense you could do better.

Avatars that completely miss

1) Rimmers. I don't see him as Ed Norton giving the finger. I had an avatar idea for him recently but am not recalling it at the moment as I am swamped and cant give this much thought.

2) Shape Shifter. Sorry, dude, but yoiur socks have away better avatars than you.

3) NFH/RP. There are two avatars that are pretty fucking far from thei image these folks convey

4) Less. I just don't like it. How about something in a Ryan Seacrest?

5) sunnybunny- I don't even remember what she has, but I know she had paris hilton for awhile. I think TM's blue crayon pony would work.

6) anything by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I didn't even realize that was buster. I thought it was Tim Curry from some movie from the 70s.

I think Adl should switch his to puertorican dice.

I'd have to say Hank beats all by a mile. Ltl gets #2 (partly because I happen to own that exact style of cat). Bob's is a classic, at #3. GWNC gets #4 (#1 if I'm feeling randy). Rounding out is Less at #5.

Adl has those in his Camaro.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
fringe.

admin abuse alert!

hey, motherfucker, how about turning off the "post once every 30 seconds feature" for the rest of us as well?

admin abuse alert!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
And the 70% body fat.

Yes, but I was focusing on the face, which as noted with respect to Kirstie Alley, is (in one of the many cruel twists that women have to accept) only helped by excess fat as one ages.