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[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well, trotting out that tired Catherine Deneuve quote isn't endearing. Women are fully aware of the cruel twists and don't need to be reminded of them, particularly not by men.

By the way, what does a man have to choose between at 40?

gut and hairline.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are such a cheeky little chimp. I just want to hug you.

Just so you know, he's 46.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well, trotting out that tired Catherine Deneuve quote isn't endearing. Women are fully aware of the cruel twists and don't need to be reminded of them, particularly not by men.

By the way, what does a man have to choose between at 40?

Oh dear, sounds like someone has a birthday coming up. ANyway, to answer your question, I think they have to choose between being the old lechy guy at the end of the bar counting the hairs left on his head or being tied down to a naggy bitch.

Its a win win.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well, trotting out that tired Catherine Deneuve quote isn't endearing. Women are fully aware of the cruel twists and don't need to be reminded of them, particularly not by men.

By the way, what does a man have to choose between at 40?

Getting our backs waxed or giving up getting laid.

And I don't know what you mean by cruel twists, sister. I'd fuck Catherine Deneuve in a heartbeat.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Getting our backs waxed or giving up getting laid.

And I don't know what you mean by cruel twists, sister. I'd fuck Catherine Deneuve in a heartbeat.

As if you really have a right to complain about waxing.

And you raise a good point about Catherine Deneuve. Who wants to hear that bitch complaining about her looks? (She can't be human.)

[Dualit]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't know if Catherine Deneuve actually said that, or if she has merely been quoted on this Board as having said it so many times that everyone here attributes it to her.

Meryl Streep says that Deneuve said it, and Meryl has never lied to me.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wife or mistress.

Corvette or Boxster. NFH-- a little help?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was kind of counting on that. Esp when I saw Kim Possible the other day and "sweet, sweet piece of cartoon ass" was the first thing that went through my head. when I have a moment, I'll redouble my search for her.

Someone smarter than me can shrink this.



I liked the old one more, though.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
gut and hairline.

Those can't be chosen.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wife or mistress.

Doesn't the very use of the term mistress imply that you don't have to make a choice?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
As if you really have a right to complain about waxing.

And you raise a good point about Catherine Deneuve. Who wants to hear that bitch complaining about her looks? (She can't be human.)

Catherine Deneuve has a fine gold mesh in her skin that keeps it from sagging. This plastic surgery is only available in Europe and South America. I have already looked into it for when the time comes.

[Flinty_McFlint]

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are such a cheeky little chimp. I just want to hug you.
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Just so you know, he's 46.

You just can't be a good wingman/tiger, can you?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Doesn't the very use of the term mistress imply that you don't have to make a choice?

Shape Shifter got himself a real pain in the ass of a demanding mistress.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Doesn't the very use of the term mistress imply that you don't have to make a choice?

Only that (at the time) you don't think you do. (See, e.g., Charles, Prince, circa mid-1990s.)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Catherine Deneuve has a fine gold mesh in her skin that keeps it from sagging. This plastic surgery is only available in Europe and South America. I have already looked into it for when the time comes.

You won't need it.