Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Gattigap
And stairways, for that matter.

The last time I fucked on a stairway I got both mmm, rugburn and, I'm fairly sure, pregnant. Word to the wise, FWIW, YMMV.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Fucking liberal media.
It wasn't just CNN either. Bastards.
But the point was, not that there needs to be a point, is that why wouldn't you just move out? Why bother to run away? Being famous and all, that would be harder to do. It seems.

Good God. She's 16. An unemancipated minor. (Okay I'm guessing about this. I don't really care enough to confirm.) Can you take the giant logic leap from there?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Good God. She's 16. An unemancipated minor. (Okay I'm guessing about this. I don't really care enough to confirm.) Can you take the giant logic leap from there?

And it's not as if she's Lindsay Lohan. She's had a few small parts, so even if her parents didn't control her money, there's probably not THAT much of it.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The last time I fucked on a stairway I got both mmm, rugburn and, I'm fairly sure, pregnant. Word to the wise, FWIW, YMMV.

I'm pretty sure that only that guy rugburn came inside you (at least *that* inside you), so it's definitely not mine, right?

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
http://www.charlenesmusic.com/

Scroll down to "limited edition CD singles"

Oh and go here and scroll down to "Time Stand Still"
http://www.charlenesmusic.com/discography.html

The 2003 Mix with Rap could have been what I heard.

Ohmygod, there's a male version

http://www.charlenesmusic.com/never.html

I like how the lyrics say she's been to "Niece and the Isle of Greece."

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
http://www.charlenesmusic.com/

Scroll down to "limited edition CD singles"

Oh and go here and scroll down to "Time Stand Still"
http://www.charlenesmusic.com/discography.html

The 2003 Mix with Rap could have been what I heard.

Ohmygod, there's a male version

http://www.charlenesmusic.com/never.html

Can someone remind me to listen to this much later in the day, after I have hunkered down for hours and am prone to the giggles at things like "what kind of shit fraternity paints a deli logo on its hallway wall "Ping! Pow!?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
But the point was, not that there needs to be a point, is that why wouldn't you just move out? Why bother to run away? Being famous and all, that would be harder to do. It seems.

Because, as we all learned from watching numerous episodes of The E True Hollywood Story, child stars have such wonderful lives and total control over the money they earn.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Can we get a female version of the Coltrane-Bilmore progression? Something like (insert young single female poster) to Paigow?

Detailed descriptions of the things that a woman ain't supposed to see, as well as of the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free, would especially be appreciated.

TIA!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
He is Sebby with kids, so about 30% closer to Bilmoure than Sebby is. At the stage where eye contact across a hotel lobby or restaurant is considered a quickie.

Yeh, well I still get the eye contract, you crusty worn old husk. My mojo's still working... nos smell of diapers and trips to Home Depot on these threads...

(Not yet, at least... leave me to have my fleeting fantasies of still being a viable player...).

Originally posted by mmm3587
I'm pretty sure that only that guy rugburn came inside you (at least *that* inside you), so it's definitely not mine, right?

Why wasn't protection used? Or was the condom not quite intact?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
(insert young single female poster) to Paigow?

sunnybunny

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, well I still get the eye contract, you crusty worn old husk. My mojo's still working... nos smell of diapers and trips to Home Depot on these threads...

(Not yet, at least... leave me to have my fleeting fantasies of still being a viable player...).

Oh jesus, you don't have an expectant wife do you?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sunny Bunny

Nope. She has crossed into the Spinster Nation. Someone better improve the quality of our board mottoes, or this trajectory may never come to be.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I like how the lyrics say she's been to "Niece and the Isle of Greece."

This, though, is even funnier:

• When her first album was repackaged as "Songs of Love" an edited version of the song was included. Many found the spoken bridge in the original to be too feminist and it was edited out.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
This, though, is even funnier:

• When her first album was repackaged as "Songs of Love" an edited version of the song was included. Many found the spoken bridge in the original to be too feminist and it was edited out.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

We've come a long way, baby.