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09-07-2005, 11:17 AM
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#4051
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Just call me NFH
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Because those are the ones you've met running near you when you do race?
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You're thinking of Penske. He can't even go sub 3.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 09-07-2005 at 11:20 AM..
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09-07-2005, 12:02 PM
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#4052
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Just call me NFH
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Get up, go outside, drink bloody marys and mock them. It's what I do if I'm not actually in the race.
Actually, I only mock the slow and fat ones.
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There are some guys who set up lawn chairs after work right at the tip of Memorial Park every couple of afternoons. They heckle runners as they sit back, relax and drink beer. I suspect that they'll die early, but happy, possibly beaten to death by a running shoe.
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09-07-2005, 12:15 PM
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#4053
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Just call me NFH
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There are some guys who set up lawn chairs after work right at the tip of Memorial Park every couple of afternoons. They heckle runners as they sit back, relax and drink beer. I suspect that they'll die early, but happy, possibly beaten to death by a running shoe.
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Ahhh, Texas.
The only people that heckle me are bums, and they're usually pretty funny.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-07-2005, 12:30 PM
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#4054
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Just call me NFH
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There are some guys who set up lawn chairs after work right at the tip of Memorial Park every couple of afternoons. They heckle runners as they sit back, relax and drink beer. I suspect that they'll die early, but happy, possibly beaten to death by a running shoe.
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Do they throw beer cans at the runners, like they do with cyclists? |
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09-07-2005, 12:57 PM
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#4055
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Just call me NFH
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Originally posted by Not Bob
For Slave, that sort of thing (saying the phrase "Sunday Fucking Morning") actually reduces his likelihood of eternal damnation.
I hear you saying "whoa!" in a keanu-like way. It's a paradox, I know, but true. Kind of like a pitcher who gets shelled in his first game of the season lowering his earned run average in the next game despite giving up 10 runs.
Or think of it as three seconds he otherwise would have spent engaging in eyeball-licking with an underaged set of twins, prior to snorting a line of blow of their waxed private areas.
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You know entirely too much detail about Slave's "private" life.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-07-2005, 12:59 PM
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#4056
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Broken Flowers
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's always the children who suffer the most?
For some reason, I'm craving (CRAVING) that velveeta-melted-with-rotel dip. Mmmmmmmm.
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What the hell is rotel? And why would you want it on your sandwich?
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 09-07-2005 at 01:02 PM..
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09-07-2005, 01:06 PM
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#4057
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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Broken Flowers
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What the hell is rotel? And why would you want it on your sandwich?
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It's the ingredient that makes a good recipe great. (TM)
ETA: Recipe
Last edited by baltassoc; 09-07-2005 at 01:09 PM..
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09-07-2005, 01:11 PM
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#4058
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Broken Flowers
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Originally posted by baltassoc
It's the ingredient that makes a good recipe great. (TM)
ETA: Recipe
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So it's just diced tomatoes? With chilis? Huh, imagine that. I've gone my whole life never having had diced tomatoes and velveeta - together - in a sandwich.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-07-2005, 01:12 PM
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#4059
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Broken Flowers
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So it's just diced tomatoes? With chilis? Huh, imagine that. I've gone my whole life never having had diced tomatoes and velveeta - together - in a sandwich.
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What do sandwiches have to do with anything? It's a dip. For tortilla chips.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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09-07-2005, 01:18 PM
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#4060
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Broken Flowers
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What do sandwiches have to do with anything? It's a dip. For tortilla chips.
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It's good on a burger.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-07-2005, 01:20 PM
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#4061
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Broken Flowers
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
It's the ingredient that makes a good recipe great. (TM)
ETA: Recipe
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Did you know this stuff before taking up with a Texan? |
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09-07-2005, 01:21 PM
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#4062
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Broken Flowers
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's good on a burger.
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Probably could be good on potatoes or something too. But it's not a SANDWICH FILLING.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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09-07-2005, 01:22 PM
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#4063
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Broken Flowers
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
So it's just diced tomatoes? With chilis? Huh, imagine that. I've gone my whole life never having had diced tomatoes and velveeta - together - in a sandwich.
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Somehow the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
Personally, I think the dip made with Rotel is a little thin unless you drain the Rotel can really well. I prefer it made with a good (or even mediocre) chunky salsa. |
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09-07-2005, 01:23 PM
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#4064
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Broken Flowers
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did you know this stuff before taking up with a Texan?
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Uh, balt could easily assume my former moniker.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-07-2005, 01:24 PM
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#4065
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Broken Flowers
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did you know this stuff before taking up with a Texan?
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Yes. Well, no. But before taking up with this Texan. |
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