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09-19-2005, 08:06 PM
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
The oat cake was a separate foodpiece.
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Not after your last post it wasn't.
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09-19-2005, 08:14 PM
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#632
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Think Bad Bad Leroy Brown and you'll be close.
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So, NFH, I expect a post from you by about Thursday on this but I heard on Howard that Tori's marriage is over. Just think, had it busted a month or so ago, it would have been like it never happened for me. Do you know why? Do you suppose that her standards for being loved at Daddy level couldnt be matched by the new guy? Or is it her deeply embedded insecurities that lie in the fact that she only gains entry to the Skye bar bc of her last name and that she is always the fugliest gal at the bar makes her belief that she can never truly be loved, and thus, can never be satisfied by her husband's efforts due to her innate distrust of all people non-Spelling did it? Or do you think that the guy decided that a life being Mr. Sad sad girl just wasnt worth the money?
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09-19-2005, 08:15 PM
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#633
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
A place? Dude, you just described every single "strip joint" in the fine Commonwealth of Pennsyltucky
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I am probably whiffing here, but I thought Mass and VA were the only commonwealths?
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09-19-2005, 08:21 PM
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#634
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I am beyond a rank!
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am probably whiffing here, but I thought Mass and VA were the only commonwealths?
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you probably are whiffing, but Pennsylvania and Kentucky are also Commonwealths.
I'm hepful.
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09-19-2005, 08:22 PM
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#635
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Story disparaging BYPB strip joints
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I will not hear it. Derriere's in Myrtle Beach is phenomenal. Is it trashy? Yes. But at least 3 out of the 15 girls are always ridiculous. Windsor Ballet ridiculous. Coolers for your cases of Busch Lite cost $10. Good times.
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09-19-2005, 08:27 PM
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So, NFH, I expect a post from you by about Thursday on this but I heard on Howard that Tori's marriage is over. Just think, had it busted a month or so ago, it would have been like it never happened for me. Do you know why? Do you suppose that her standards for being loved at Daddy level couldnt be matched by the new guy? Or is it her deeply embedded insecurities that lie in the fact that she only gains entry to the Skye bar bc of her last name and that she is always the fugliest gal at the bar makes her belief that she can never truly be loved, and thus, can never be satisfied by her husband's efforts due to her innate distrust of all people non-Spelling did it? Or do you think that the guy decided that a life being Mr. Sad sad girl just wasnt worth the money?
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Tori's problem was always that she was a spoiled rich kid of a semi-powerful daddy. No one's ever going to be able to spoil her like that.
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09-19-2005, 08:28 PM
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Dick Surgery
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09-19-2005, 08:56 PM
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#638
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Tori's problem was always that she was a spoiled rich kid of a semi-powerful daddy. No one's ever going to be able to spoil her like that.
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You see her dad as SEMI-powerful? You must run in some very high level circles. Salut
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09-19-2005, 09:10 PM
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The Zodiac Killer
My Str8 moment of the day. Robert Downey Jr. and Jake Gyllenhaal are here filming parts of the Zodiac killer in front of the Chronicle. That is all.
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09-19-2005, 09:11 PM
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The Zodiac Killer
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
My Str8 moment of the day. Robert Downey Jr. and Jake Gyllenhaal are here filming parts of the Zodiac killer in front of the Chronicle. That is all.
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Are they making out in between takes?
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09-19-2005, 09:16 PM
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#641
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
A place? Dude, you just described every single "strip joint" in the fine Commonwealth of Pennsyltucky
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No, this is more disturbing than the rural fuck shops. This is all but a pedophilia and involuntary bdsm carnival. Its the opposite of titilating... kinda like rubbernecking at a really bad accident...
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09-19-2005, 09:16 PM
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The Zodiac Killer
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Are they making out in between takes?
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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09-19-2005, 09:21 PM
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#643
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The Zodiac Killer
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What the hell is wrong with you?
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Boy, first your husband, Penske, and now this. Your gaydar is way off.
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09-19-2005, 09:23 PM
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#644
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The Redwalls
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
So, NFH, I expect a post from you by about Thursday on this but I heard on Howard that Tori's marriage is over. Just think, had it busted a month or so ago, it would have been like it never happened for me. Do you know why? Do you suppose that her standards for being loved at Daddy level couldnt be matched by the new guy? Or is it her deeply embedded insecurities that lie in the fact that she only gains entry to the Skye bar bc of her last name and that she is always the fugliest gal at the bar makes her belief that she can never truly be loved, and thus, can never be satisfied by her husband's efforts due to her innate distrust of all people non-Spelling did it? Or do you think that the guy decided that a life being Mr. Sad sad girl just wasnt worth the money?
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She's Gumbi with a boob job. The guy got sober is what happened.
There's ugly which can be fixed, there's ugly which is forgivable, and then there's genetically, unalterably god-awful unfixable flat out incurable ugly. Tori has the terminal third variety. If ugly were a disaese, her variety would be advance pancreatic cancer. No matter how much gin you have, she's going to look gag-reflex bad from every angle but behind. Even the most cynical bastard looks in the mirror one morning and says "No, I just can't take the fucking googly eyes anymore... its like fucking a muppet..."
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09-19-2005, 09:36 PM
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#645
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's Gumbi with a boob job. The guy got sober is what happened.
There's ugly which can be fixed, there's ugly which is forgivable, and then there's genetically, unalterably god-awful unfixable flat out incurable ugly. Tori has the terminal third variety. If ugly were a disaese, her variety would be advance pancreatic cancer. No matter how much gin you have, she's going to look gag-reflex bad from every angle but behind. Even the most cynical bastard looks in the mirror one morning and says "No, I just can't take the fucking googly eyes anymore... its like fucking a muppet..."
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With the right hair color and style, she can look less ugly than Tina Fey who should not be allowed on TV. Of course, I stopped watching her after the first year and got periodic glimpses after she had somethign done to lessen the hideousity. And I am sorry, but those cliche dark rimmed glasses do not sexy make.
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