Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
J. Fred Whiff should have started his day with a bowl of Whiff Chex.

Fuck Whiff Chex. J. Fred ain't on no health kick. He's all about the Count Whiffula. Perhaps with a Whiff Tart on the side.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
J. Fred Whiff should have started his day with a bowl of Whiff Chex.

This post has been dually endorsed by paigow and Coltrane:

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[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, if you subscribe to the glycemic index theory (where is gwinky anyway), or even just to the whole sugar-crash-cycle thing, eating an equal number of calories in the form of pizza rather than in the form of donuts will keep you from feeling hungry for a longer period of time, and is less likely to result in the severe hunger pangs (which often lead to overeating) that high-glycemic index foods tend to induce.

Plus, they might be able to convince themselves that the breakfast supplement is actually an early lunch, and therefore eat one fewer meal.

And pizza has calcium and lycopene and protein (and possibly veggies) and donuts generally have none of those. Maybe the boston creme ones have calcium.

Awesome justification. I think that I may have to follow up my morning pastry with a slice of pizza, just for health reasons. Do they still make those stretchy pants?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Awesome justification. I think that I may have to follow up my morning pastry with a slice of pizza, just for health reasons. Do they still make those stretchy pants?

For chicks, yes.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Confidential to Mr. Man:

Try not to leave any prints or dna.

Noted.

Can't believe this is not on the Tivo right now. Will need to replace some sort of reality show I guess.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
How bizarre is it that Viggo sired a kid with Exene Cervenka?

Translation: How weird is it that Viggo had a kid with Exene Cervenka?

What's next? Overuse of the word "surreal?"

TM

I'm looking at a resume with bullet point "qualifications" at the top (e.g., "successful track record of blah blah blah" and "innovative strategic planner.") Does this impress anyone? Also the thing is two pages long. Probably a brilliant candidate but I'm annoyed already.

Maybe em will bring me a chocolate muffin.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: How weird is it that Viggo had a kid with Exene Cervenka?

What's next? Overuse of the word "surreal?"

TM

"Byzantine" is the new "baroque."

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I tend to go for two looks: classic or stylish.

Translation: I'm too old for the "husky" section.

TM

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ironweed
I'm looking at a resume with bullet point "qualifications" at the top (e.g., "successful track record of blah blah blah" and "innovative strategic planner.")

This resume is for a lawyer? Sounds like some putz in sales.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I'm too old for the "husky" section.

TM

You know, maybe your translation skillz would improve if you took Weed's cock out of your mouth?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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They aren't even that big. Have I been fooled by her leotards in Pof5 and pushup bras?

I think her tits needs to attach themselves to a new face. That one isnt working.

Originally posted by Gattigap
This resume is for a lawyer? Sounds like some putz in sales.

Law student with an unusual background, but still. Also refers to emself in the third person in the bit where everyone feels compelled to tell you what their interests are.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
You know, maybe your translation skillz would improve if you took Weed's cock out of your mouth?

Translation: I often think of Weed's cock. MMMMMM. Weedcock. So delicious.

TM

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Our stats are way, way up lately. We're about to pass April and we have another couple of days of September to do. And August was just insane. Have we been talking that much?

Monthly Stats for 2005

Month Page Views
January (287986)
February (366395)
March (301794)
April (243540)
May (270639)
June (375379)
July (309294)
August (623909)
September (239860)

I am willing to bet their is a correlation between the high hits and the advent of the Spanky Show and resuscitation of the Big Board. Spanky gets big ratings. They have since fallen off since he is no longer regaling us with tales of Deer and Stalking.