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10-14-2005, 06:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
yes sir, I read it diligently.
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Are you sure your new boyfriend didn't send you the link?
And how was Savion?
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10-14-2005, 06:19 PM
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#4097
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Weed's jaw has to be killing him.
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My jaw? Nah, you punch like a pussy.
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10-14-2005, 06:21 PM
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#4098
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by spookyfish
And they peed on his fucking rug. . .
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Outable picture. RT? |
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10-14-2005, 06:21 PM
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Location: NYC
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Weed's jaw has to be killing him.
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And he's got nothing to blame it on. O'Douls swiggin' punk.
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10-14-2005, 06:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by ironweed
Outable picture. RT?
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Nope. She's more Christina Ricci.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-14-2005, 06:28 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Do y'all know
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Those cards were great! Fantastic! This country is lucky to have him for President!
I doubted him at first, but Sebby was right. She's pining for pole.
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She's a 58 YEAR OLD VIRGIN! That thing's drier than your father's little league catcher's mitt. She's got to be sexually warped beyond even my comprehension. 43 years of nothing but onanism... My God. She's probably had sex with everything remotely phallic in the home that hasn't been bolted down... I enjoy the masturbation as much as the next cat, but I'm a bit skeeved about the highest court in the land having a member who's probably thought in her more desperate moments about kneeling in front of the neighbor's Great Dane in Springtime.
Then again, I could imagine such a Good Christian Twist getting involved in soime wierd sexual shit with her boss...
"Heh, heh, Harry... it ain't cheatin' if we don't touch each other... Jeb calls these, uh... facials... heh, heh"*
* Nod, of course, to Jon Stewart...
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10-14-2005, 06:32 PM
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And he's got nothing to blame it on. O'Douls swiggin' punk.
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It's magically delicious! |
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10-14-2005, 06:33 PM
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nope. She's more Christina Ricci.
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Fag. |
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10-14-2005, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by ironweed
My jaw? Nah, you punch like a pussy.
But you suck dick like a champ.
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Ahhh, still getting misty about those days when you held the title...
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10-14-2005, 06:35 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And he's got nothing to blame it on. O'Douls swiggin' punk.
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He sucked all that dick sober?
Fuck... thats TMI. All the romance, its gone now.
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10-14-2005, 06:35 PM
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ahhh, still getting misty about those days when you held the title...
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It's just dusty in here, that's all. |
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10-14-2005, 06:36 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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Do y'all know
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's probably had sex with everything remotely phallic in the home that hasn't been bolted down...
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I'm not sure why things bolted down wouldn't get a workout, too. |
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10-14-2005, 06:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Do y'all know
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Originally posted by baltassoc
I'm not sure why things bolted down wouldn't get a workout, too.
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She has spindly forearms. Doesn't look like much of a climber.
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10-14-2005, 06:39 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by ironweed
Fag.
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No, I just wanted to win something.
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10-14-2005, 06:40 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
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"Thats not a knife. This is a knife..."
"I see you know how to play 'knifey spoony.' Well, allright then..."
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