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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Thought I woudl take a quick scan of some tv reviews and apparently the Ghost Whisperer isn't doing terribly smashingly.
From the SFCHRON
How else to explain Jennifer Love Hewitt in a rip-off of "Medium" called "Ghost Whisperer" on CBS? She talks to dead people. She also acts as if she's dead. And somebody clearly killed her hairstyle. None of that matters, however, as males and females, gays and straights, dogs and cats, grandparents, fish, etc., will only be able to stare at her breasts. No series in recent memory has put so much attention on a pair of breasts. It's laughably ridiculous. You can't escape them. Hewitt is in her nightgown half the time and then in shirts three sizes too small the other half. In one scene the strap of her shoulder bag prominently divides her breasts. If you can watch that scene without laughing, you're too desperate by half.
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My guess is she can float through six episodes on those things. By this time next year, we'll be talking about her Playboy spread.
I'd go further and say she'll be a meth-addled skeleton with dried semen crusted to her lower lip, carrying herself with a just-been-gang-banged limp by 2007... BUT, I'm not sure she has the grey matter to enjoy drugs. I think she'll end up marrying that guy Brooke Burke just divorced and pump out a few brats. After she breast feeds and those things become Natl Geographic Aboriginal pictorial tits, she'll get massive janice Dickinson implants and make a comeback from the brink with a reality show about her and her fat, dim children. Episode One - JHL drives the Porsche through the marble Venus De milo in the front yard.
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