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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The worst is the person who talks about how many organizations they’re in and how much charity they perform. “I’m in the Junior League, the Masons and the Freemasons. I’m head of the PTA, I organize canned food drives and my family and I are serious outdoor enthusiasts. Last year, I took two terminally ill crippled children rafting through the Grand Canyon. Did I mention my Peace Corps work in Somalia.”
I’m thinking “You. Are. So. Nixed.”
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I always say my interests include severe procrastination characterized by long bouts of mindless internet surfing, punctuated by the occasional short burst of self-flagellation, which is then followed by an ensuing frenzy of relatively focused work activity that results in a heady session of self-congratulation.
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