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Because Penske and Bilmore Asked
We're gonna have a TV Party last night,
We're gonna have a TV Party last night,
We had nothing better to do,
than watch TV and have a couple of brews:
Joe $$ - Fox fucked this show up bad. For the first time, they actually showed him to be likeable and not a complete rube, but it is too late. Viewership has been dropping and they cut back to one show a week from their planned two. Now, with some drama (his favorite girl quitting but two others coming on strong, the two hottest eurowhores remaining (Cat and Angique)) actually occuring, no one cares.
Average Joe - This has promise. They actually showed enough of the guys on the first show to get a sense of personality, instead of loads of voiceover, leadup, recaps, and hosts saying the same things over and over again to the main contestant. Bonus points for fat guys who get so excited to talk to a hot chick that they spill martinis on themselves. Bonus points to fat guys who say that, after she eliminates four and four explode themselves, he has a one in eight chance "for a hot piece of ass." Bonus points for pretentious Indian aca-nerds who want to be aloof and bizarre wearing pink ties ("Do you like broccoli") (I believe I know this guy's brother) being eliminated immediately. Bonus points for a quasi-asshole saying he doesn't want to be the best of the second-rate. Negative points for three uses of the word "fairy-tale." Bonus points for nerds with hula hoops. Bonus points for Kathy Griffin.
RR/RW Gauntlet - Watch out Ron Jeremy. Trishelle is two for two, and the fact that she looks like she was bitch slapped by one mean fucking pimp has not put a crimp her ability to hook up.
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Boogers!
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