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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
From Fringe's Validictorian speech Beaver HS Class of 1988:
S'posin' 'at he says 'at yer lips're like cherries, er roses, er berries?
Whut you goin' to do?
S'posin' 'at he says 'at you're sweeter 'n cream,
And he's gotta have cream er die?
Whut you goin' to do when he talks that way,
Spit in his eye?
I'm jist a girl who cain't say no,
Cain't seem to say it at all
I hate to disserpoint a beau
When he is payin' a call!
Fer a while I ack refined and cool,
A settin on the velveteen setee
Nen I think of thet ol' golden rule,
And do fer him what he would do fer me!
I cain't resist a Romeo
In a sombrero and chaps
Soon as I sit on their laps
Somethin' inside of me snaps
I cain't say no!
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New meaning to another song title, "Surrey with a Fringe on Top."
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Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 06-24-2004 at 04:24 PM..
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