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03-02-2005, 01:18 PM
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#1546
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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potentially outable, but WTF
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Speaking of killing, does anyone else wonder if wonk is the BTK killer?
If so, don't worry buddy. We'll have your bail raised soon!
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Not me. I've never been anywhere near Kansas City. And I have more facial hair.
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03-02-2005, 01:23 PM
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#1547
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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potentially outable, but WTF
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Not me. I've never been anywhere near Kansas City. And I have more facial hair.
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taxwonk: Master of Disguises.
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03-02-2005, 01:25 PM
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#1548
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Oh, NotBob?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Summit, then decent down the back side. You want a summit picture or something?
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I'm pretty sure he'd rather have a picture of your tits. A summit view, of course.
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03-02-2005, 01:27 PM
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#1549
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Oh, NotBob?
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Damn -- are you watching my webcam?
Gotta say, typing that way is a bitch.
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He can do this because, unlike Gwink's and ABBA's dates, he has a pencil thin penis with which to type.
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03-02-2005, 01:32 PM
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#1550
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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potentially outable, but WTF
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
taxwonk: Master of Disguises.
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That's it. Now I have to kill you, too.
Uh, I mean kill you. For the first time. I mean, I haven't killed anyone else yet. Er, before.... Yeah, that's it. I haven't killed anyone else before.
Phew! Slipped that one by!
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03-02-2005, 01:35 PM
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#1551
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The more things change . . .
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Well, I can't help that. I'm using the connotation used by mountain climbers to indicate coming up one side, summit, down the other side.
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Good to see you still don't know what connotation means.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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03-02-2005, 01:38 PM
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#1552
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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potentially outable, but WTF
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I once got a GC for an on-line sex shop because I guessed who the new SFTM was over at infirm. It was sort of weird getting something like that from an anonymous e-source.
Getting one from Hank would probably be 10 times creepier.
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Hank no longer creeps me out that much. He seems kinda asexual. I think his wife must actually keep him happy in bed.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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03-02-2005, 01:40 PM
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#1553
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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date
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Dear Penthouse forum,
My sex life is now strangely similar to ABBA's. Not only did I wear pink lace underwear on my date last night (no black bows, and this was not a conscious decision to imitate ABBA - I just wanted to match my pink lace bra), but my date was commando! Which I found out by putting my hand down his pants.
Further, my underwear was not destroyed in the process.
Also, he has a huge penis. No lie. And very good. Unfucking believably good. Sweet Jesus.
And he's funny. And I'm seeing him on Saturday.
Yours truly,
GWNC
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At what point did your hand go down his pants?
ETA Funny is good, and congrats.
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I'm using lipstick again.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 03-02-2005 at 01:44 PM..
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03-02-2005, 01:42 PM
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#1554
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Oh, NotBob?
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Originally posted by bilmore
She puts up with lunch box collecting.
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It's not so much that she puts up with it. She seems to encourage it. Makes her feel better about her Hummel and Cabbage Patch collections at home I think. |
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03-02-2005, 01:46 PM
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#1555
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Open Foot, Insert Mouth
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
So, here's my question: Could I get sued for that? Are there any other potential negative repercussions?
...is "thinks foreplay doesn't matter" a positive reference these days? I've been out of things for awhile...)
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1. Not a chance
2. Depends.
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03-02-2005, 01:48 PM
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#1556
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Oh, NotBob?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It's not so much that she puts up with it. She seems to encourage it. Makes her feel better about her Hummel and Cabbage Patch collections at home I think.
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Oddly, I've always thought of her more as the "precious moments" type.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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03-02-2005, 01:51 PM
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#1557
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Oh, NotBob?
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Oddly, I've always thought of her more as the "precious moments" type.
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Those are amazing likenesses of Paigow and Sunny. |
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03-02-2005, 01:52 PM
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#1558
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Oh, NotBob?
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Those are amazing likenesses of Paigow and Sunny.
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With the broken heart . . . sad.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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03-02-2005, 01:53 PM
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#1559
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Open Foot, Insert Mouth
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
Sure you can get sued for that but unless you were jerking off on her tits at the time, it is unlikely she would win.
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Have you ever tried that IRL? I know why porn stars do it, of course. But IRL, jerking off on the tits is really kind of a lackluster ending. There you are, standing/kneeling, holding your dick in your hand, asking yourself "Why the fuck did I do that?"
I don't think women are impressed by distance or volume the way you might be; it's really a senseless display.
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03-02-2005, 01:57 PM
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#1560
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Open Foot, Insert Mouth
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Sidd Finch
So, here's my question: Could I get sued for that? Are there any other potential negative repercussions?
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Just to be on the safe side, I think you should give this GA a gift certificate to Harris' steakhouse, a bottle of Petrus and a box of cigars |
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