Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are shitting me. No way. If true, that's pathetic. But, I think you are covering for some weird cleanliness fetish either you or your wife has.

No one wants the wet spot. I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

1. No one wants to sleep in it.
2. It increases the frequency you have to wash the sheets.
3. Stained sheets are just nasty.
4. It also stains the mattress underneath.

We use the good old wipe rag. Once it starts getting stiff, it's time to wash it.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Woo hoo.

“Britney Spears rep called the store, Petit Tresor, and had it closed down and Britney came in with her body guards and spent about $10,000,” says a source. “She has very good taste, actually: elegant and simple. I was surprised.” We would all be surprised.

Spears had been in the store several weeks ago where she loaded up on items for girls, but says the source, “That must have been a ruse or for someone else. This was definitely for her unborn child.”

A spokeswoman for the store said she could “neither confirm nor deny” the Spears’ shopping spree. But another source backs up the buzz that baby Federline will be a boy: “They’re mulling several names, but the one they favor is Preston.”

Gack. Preston? Preston Spears or Preston Federline? Both just awful.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No one wants the wet spot. I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

1. No one wants to sleep in it.
2. It increases the frequency you have to wash the sheets.
3. Stained sheets are just nasty.
4. It also stains the mattress underneath.

We use the good old wipe rag. Once it starts getting stiff, it's time to wash it.

TM

Whoa. Wipe rag? Please elaborate. To wipe the sheets or immediately following to avoid wet spots in the first place? Where does this wipe rag reside when not in use?

Having a mattress pad avoids the stain the mattress problem. (incidently, having a special airtight mattress pad also keeps the dust mites from living in your mattress. I'm out on a limb here and going on record as officially anti-dust mite. RT, update my dossier accordingly.)

Change the sheets frequently anyway. No?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No one wants the wet spot. I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

1. No one wants to sleep in it.
2. It increases the frequency you have to wash the sheets.
3. Stained sheets are just nasty.
4. It also stains the mattress underneath.

We use the good old wipe rag. Once it starts getting stiff, it's time to wash it.

TM

1. True.
2. How infrequently do you wash them? And don't you have more than one set?
3. Of course.
4. What is wrong with you? Tell me you don't have a mattress pad.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Whoa. Wipe rag? Please elaborate. To wipe the sheets or immediately following to avoid wet spots in the first place? Where does this wipe rag reside when not in use?

Having a mattress pad avoids the stain the mattress problem. (incidently, having a special airtight mattress pad also keeps the dust mites from living in your mattress. I'm out on a limb here and going on record as officially anti-dust mite. RT, update my dossier accordingly.)

Change the sheets frequently anyway. No?

The dossier already had the dust mite thing. Fringey and I are very thorough.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No one wants the wet spot. I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

1. No one wants to sleep in it.
2. It increases the frequency you have to wash the sheets.
3. Stained sheets are just nasty.
4. It also stains the mattress underneath.

We use the good old wipe rag. Once it starts getting stiff, it's time to wash it.

TM

If the sex is really good, you're both too exhausted to notice the wet spot.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

4. What is wrong with you? Tell me you don't have a mattress pad.

Of course he does. TM's just very, ah, potent. So I've heard.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No one wants the wet spot. I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

1. No one wants to sleep in it.
2. It increases the frequency you have to wash the sheets.
3. Stained sheets are just nasty.
4. It also stains the mattress underneath.

We use the good old wipe rag. Once it starts getting stiff, it's time to wash it.

TM

Well, sincce you kicked in the door for me...

We call that the "green towel" (no significance to the color green - it just happened to be green).

In the spirit of disgusting stiff fluid stained fabrics, a buddy of mine kept a sock in his car which he used to masturbate on long trips. He similarly washed it only after it became sufficently stiff. Nasty item. I was always afraid it might have been near me when I rode in his car.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If the sex is really good, you're both too exhausted to notice the wet spot.

Bullshit, you mean you're too drunk and she feels too dirty to comment.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Woo hoo.

“Britney Spears rep called the store, Petit Tresor, and had it closed down and Britney came in with her body guards and spent about $10,000,” says a source. “She has very good taste, actually: elegant and simple. I was surprised.” We would all be surprised.

Spears had been in the store several weeks ago where she loaded up on items for girls, but says the source, “That must have been a ruse or for someone else. This was definitely for her unborn child.”

A spokeswoman for the store said she could “neither confirm nor deny” the Spears’ shopping spree. But another source backs up the buzz that baby Federline will be a boy: “They’re mulling several names, but the one they favor is Preston.”

Gack. Preston? Preston Spears or Preston Federline? Both just awful.

She seems like someone who would be incapable of creating a boy. Now she wont have a barbie doll to dress up.

And I thought KFed was going with a K theme for all of his spawn.

Less, any odds yet on whether the boy turns out to be a gay?

[dtb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
In addition, the brand has amassed an impressive list of celebrity enthusiasts including Kate Beckinsale, David Beckham, Sarah Chalke, Courteney Cox, Gary Dourdon, Faith Evans, Tom Ford, Jennifer Garner, Heather Graham, Kate Hudson, Angelina Jolie, Donna Karan, Heidi Klum, Nick Lachey, Jennifer Lopez, Freddie Ljungberg, Madonna, Chad Michael Murray, Gwyneth Paltrow, Brooke Shields, Jessica Simpson, Jada Pinkett Smith, Gwen Stefani, Justin Timberlake, Usher, Bruce Willis, the Wayans Bros., and the Cast of Desperate Housewives.

Excellent report, NFH. Thank you.


However, if Gwen wears them, I'm taking them back.

That bitch.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Of course he does. TM's just very, ah, potent. So I've heard.

I believe Bad Boy, not TM, was all chock full of the Kavorka.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Whoa. Wipe rag? Please elaborate. To wipe the sheets or immediately following to avoid wet spots in the first place? Where does this wipe rag reside when not in use?

Wipe splooge* off yourself, prevent leakage for her and when you're done, immediately wipe up anything that may have hit the sheets.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Having a mattress pad avoids the stain the mattress problem.

I hate mattress pads. Why have a nice mattress if you're just going to ruin the feel with a mattress pad?

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Change the sheets frequently anyway. No?

More frequently when they are consistently covered in splooge.

TM

*splooge in this context means both juices.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
In the spirit of disgusting stiff fluid stained fabrics, a buddy of mine kept a sock in his car which he used to masturbate on long trips. He similarly washed it only after it became sufficently stiff. Nasty item. I was always afraid it might have been near me when I rode in his car.

This is what we call a "batch rag".

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bullshit, you mean you're too drunk and she feels too dirty to comment.

Either way works for me.