Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
That's true. And the rest of yours, except for the Yankee posts, are all really good. I especially like the ones where:

-you pick one poster, usually a newber, or Paigow, and insult them based on no other rationale than I am cool kid and your not;

-translation posts. Memo: they.have.jumped.the.shark.too.

-I lust Halle Berry posts;

-XYZ (Hollywood stars) are all lame etc etc.

Looks like you remember mine. All I can remember of yours is stupid shit about the Clintons.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
-reminiscing about breasticle days past.

That ain't me.

TM

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ping Pow! surrenders to ZING!

But "Ping! Pow! kicks zings's ass.

I did not know Slave was into Stick Figure Death Theatre. He probably got into it from Less.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ah. I bet it hurts the spinster when she has to come back with the old "I'm pretending you don't have someone" quip.

TM

Well, a beard is less itchy than a hurrishave.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I meant skank in an endearing way. On the internet, I, myself, am something of a skank. That said, I'm still not giving you a blumpkin. Isn't Wonk in the neighborhood?

You can't give me a blumpkin, either, asshole.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe your shirt ideas just suck.

TM

Yes. They suck. They are also stupid.

Now why don't you Donate Me Off the Board. I can send you the charity information.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ping Pow! surrenders to ZING!

Ahh, but the first Google hit on Zing gives you this:

Important Notice from Zing

We regret to announce that Zing has gone out of business.


Ping! Pow!!, indeed.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Typing the words "Ping Pow" into google yields this as the first result -- possibly the stupidest fucking thing the internet has ever seen. How fitting.

http://www.sfdt.com/flash/movies/5819.html

I didn't invent that one.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Ahh, but the first Google hit on Zing gives you this:

Important Notice from Zing

We regret to announce that Zing has gone out of business.


Ping! Pow!!, indeed.

Chai. Tea. Latte. Keyboard. Just as you were getting all Spanky on me, I lvoe you all over again.

"Ping! Pow! indeed.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by nononono
Even a non-work situation? (For work, being resourceful is expected, but for personal stuff (other than the "drugs are ready for pickup NOW" call, you don't want to be freaky.)

I stick with assumption of risk. fwiw. ymmv.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Looks like you remember mine. All I can remember of yours is stupid shit about the Clintons.

I call bullshite. Without citing anything, i know that you know that I know that you remember some of my great sock scams, my song parodies and my 100000th post on Infirm. Also my other lesser K race victories.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
2) I of course did not read this bc you cannot admit your wrong and its like lending money to a crack addict.

Your retarded.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Ahh, but the first Google hit on Zing gives you this:

Important Notice from Zing

We regret to announce that Zing has gone out of business.


Ping! Pow!!, indeed.

"POTY!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yes. They suck. They are also stupid.

Now why don't you Donate Me Off the Board. I can send you the charity information.

And the its off the t-shirt business. And the blogosphere!!!

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Ahh, but the first Google hit on Zing gives you this:

Important Notice from Zing

We regret to announce that Zing has gone out of business.


Ping! Pow!!, indeed.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, a beard is less itchy than a hurrishave.

You should get your back waxed, then.

TM