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06-23-2004, 04:00 PM
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#1771
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
No, he started collecting as an adult. Mr. Bunny, by his nature, is a habitual line crosser. Kinda like my polar opposite. THis lunchbox thing makes him sound pretty puffy, but he's actually a pretty macho man who has won street fights all over Africa, outrun the cops in at least 50 countries. Will do anything on a dare and I think the only reason why he didn't make it on to Fear Factor when he tried out is because he could do every task without a moment's hesitation. He's actually kind of nasty and vile when I think about it.
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Right. Like there are streets in Africa.
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06-23-2004, 04:05 PM
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#1772
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Maybe if you had a Colin Farrell and a bunny hanging from your arm, you'd be more secure in your masculinity.
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If I had a Colin Farrell and a bunny on my arm, I'd have a Josie and the Pussycats lunch box, man sandals, and a Bridget Jones' Diary t-shirt. I'd also have some effeminate screen name.
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06-23-2004, 04:06 PM
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#1773
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Right. Like there are streets in Africa.
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Pounded dirt is still a street.
ON an unrelated note, one of mr. Bunny's friend's wife is going on some special diet and cleared out ALL of the food in their house in order to remove temptation and gave it to Mr. Bunny (and some of it was odd odd odd). What in the heck is her husband supposed to eat for the next 6 months while she's trying to lose weight? If your spouse has become significantly overweight and wanted to lose the weight, would you let him/her remove all the food from the house or would you put your foot down and say "listen fatty, I gots to eat too, we're not both on a diet."?
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-23-2004, 04:06 PM
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#1774
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Maybe if you had a Colin Farrell and a bunny hanging from your arm, you'd be more secure in your masculinity.
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So. A Colin Farrell is the new Dirk Digler. Interesting.
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06-23-2004, 04:08 PM
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#1775
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Memo to Sunny: putting bunny ears on a dog isn't funny, it's cruel. You woldn't want to walk around with that shit on either.
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06-23-2004, 04:10 PM
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#1776
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Location: Flyover land
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Pounded dirt is still a street.
ON an unrelated note, one of mr. Bunny's friend's wife is going on some special diet and cleared out ALL of the food in their house in order to remove temptation and gave it to Mr. Bunny (and some of it was odd odd odd). What in the heck is her husband supposed to eat for the next 6 months while she's trying to lose weight? If your spouse has become significantly overweight and wanted to lose the weight, would you let him/her remove all the food from the house or would you put your foot down and say "listen fatty, I gots to eat too, we're not both on a diet."?
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If my SO gained weight, I would tell him in no uncertain terms that he was a fat loser and I would only be able to care about him or have sex with him if he dropped the fat. I would then say that no fucking way was he taking any of the ice cream, chips, cookies, cakes, tater tots, etc. out of the house because dammit, I like that food and why should I have to suffer?
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06-23-2004, 04:10 PM
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#1777
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Location: Flyover land
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Memo to Sunny: putting bunny ears on a dog isn't funny, it's cruel. You woldn't want to walk around with that shit on either.
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Oh, but she would. And a little fuzzy tail too. |
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06-23-2004, 04:10 PM
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#1778
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Pounded dirt is still a street.
ON an unrelated note, one of mr. Bunny's friend's wife is going on some special diet and cleared out ALL of the food in their house in order to remove temptation and gave it to Mr. Bunny (and some of it was odd odd odd). What in the heck is her husband supposed to eat for the next 6 months while she's trying to lose weight? If your spouse has become significantly overweight and wanted to lose the weight, would you let him/her remove all the food from the house or would you put your foot down and say "listen fatty, I gots to eat too, we're not both on a diet."?
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Why are you accepting second hand food?
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06-23-2004, 04:13 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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Putting various threads together
One can do a little subway rub up against the girl, while she kisses her hubby.
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06-23-2004, 04:13 PM
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#1780
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If my SO gained weight, I would tell him in no uncertain terms that he was a fat loser and I would only be able to care about him or have sex with him if he dropped the fat. I would then say that no fucking way was he taking any of the ice cream, chips, cookies, cakes, tater tots, etc. out of the house because dammit, I like that food and why should I have to suffer?
Pounded dirt is a road.
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A person just started my SEAL workout group this week. Her husband gave it to her as a gift with a note saying "I'm tired of having a fat wife."
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06-23-2004, 04:14 PM
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#1781
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Pounded dirt is a road.
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Yeah, but when I get into tussles on pounded dirt roads in obscure African countries, I still refer to them as "street fights."
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-23-2004, 04:15 PM
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#1782
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, but when I get into tussles on pounded dirt roads in obscure African countries, I still refer to them as "street fights."
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Well, that's just stupid, because those are obviously "road tussles."
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06-23-2004, 04:15 PM
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#1783
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A person just started my SEAL workout group this week. Her husband gave it to her as a gift with a note saying "I'm tired of having a fat wife."
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I like that, even though I don'[t think I would ever be so blunt with Mrs. dL if she were to go orca.
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06-23-2004, 04:16 PM
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#1784
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A person just started my SEAL workout group this week. Her husband gave it to her as a gift with a note saying "I'm tired of having a fat wife."
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I hope after she finishes her program she kicks his ass. To the curb. And picks herself up a nice Colin Farrell. |
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06-23-2004, 04:17 PM
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#1785
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Putting various threads together
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
One can do a little subway rub up against the girl, while she kisses her hubby.
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Frotteurism never goes out of style.
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