Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What the fuck is our military spending going to?

Toxic darts? No frickin' laser beams?

2. Toxic darts are gayer than a Thurgreed multi-color post.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by TexLex
I just baked some double choolate chip cookies. You're welcome to visit. They're still molten. Mmmmm.

Chocolate batter/chocolate chips, or two kinds of chocolate chips?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Beyond the obvious risks of floating debris in the Gulf, here's another reason not to go swimmin' on the Gulf side for the foreseeable future:

Killer Dolphins.

• It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.
  
  Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.
  
  Dolphins have been trained in attack-and-kill missions since the Cold War. The US Atlantic bottlenose dolphins have apparently been taught to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels. Their coastal compound was breached during the storm, sweeping them out to sea. But those who have studied the controversial use of dolphins in the US defence programme claim it is vital they are caught quickly.
  
  Leo Sheridan, 72, a respected accident investigator who has worked for government and industry, said he had received intelligence from sources close to the US government's marine fisheries service confirming dolphins had escaped.
  
  'My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises. If divers or windsurfers are mistaken for a spy or suicide bomber and if equipped with special harnesses carrying toxic darts, they could fire,' he said. 'The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?'

So. Acquatic Lesson for the Day: Do Not Forget Your Swimming Buddy.

Gattigap

I just hope they're caught before they teach their skills to the other dolphins.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Chocolate batter/chocolate chips, or two kinds of chocolate chips?

Chocolate batter. Milk chocolate chips.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by TexLex
Chocolate batter. Milk chocolate chips.

Milk chocolate chips suck. At least it's not "white chocolate," but still.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Milk chocolate chips suck.

No worries. You weren't invited.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your willful blindness is not my concern.

Do all of you people have Hank (and whoever the other person is who calls me fatty constantly -- TM?) on ignore or something?

No. I haven't called you fat in a year. I've been all positive reinforcement.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by TexLex
No worries. You weren't invited.

Milk choc chips are fine with me. I would even tolerate white choc chips if the cookie batter were sufficiently chocolatey. I'll be over after lunch. Thanks!! ETA thanks for the clear message to Ollie. I don't think I'm ready to see him yet. I'm still recovering from the breakup. And feeding time is a time of vulnerability for me.

Hank, that is crap, but I am not going to go back and find stuff because I don't care that much.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
2. Toxic darts are gayer than a Thurgreed multi-color post.

But not as gay as your green and white striped shirt.

TM

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your willful blindness is not my concern.

Do all of you people have Hank (and whoever the other person is who calls me fatty constantly -- TM?) on ignore or something?

No but I assume they havent met you IRL, and that it is a schtick. Based on your all meat and starbucks sugary crap, no vegetable diet, I gotta assume maybe it isnt. I can understand dessert, but when a large cupcake like muffin is how you start yoru day, which would inevitably lead to a empty caloric sugar crash by 1030, I cant expect the rest ofyour day is looking too good.
but thats just me. I am far superior to you and thus the ultimate choice in Internet GF to the A listers such as Sebby and Ollie.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
This is not the act of a friend.

If you were my friend, then your enemies, like this TaxWonk, would become my enemies- and then they would fear you.

Never take sides against the family, Hanko

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No but I assume they havent met you IRL, and that it is a schtick. Based on your all meat and starbucks sugary crap, no vegetable diet, I gotta assume maybe it isnt. I can understand dessert, but when a large cupcake like muffin is how you start yoru day, which would inevitably lead to a empty caloric sugar crash by 1030, I cant expect the rest ofyour day is looking too good.
but thats just me. I am far superior to you and thus the ultimate choice in Internet GF to the A listers such as Sebby and Ollie.

Ass-u-me?

But I am perfectly happy to concede your inherent superiority and you are welcome to Ollie and Sebby.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Can I go with your wife? And why the hate for Mr. Man?

ETA putting my name last was a nice attempt at denying/hiding your (internet) luuuuuuv for me.

I guess she's a bigger fan of the baby than of the New Pornographers. Though she loved their last LA show and enjoys the first two albums. Fringey, I invite you to go over to Silver Lake and "go" with my wife anytime you'd like.

Mr. Man, apologies for the omission - you want in?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ass-u-me?

But I am perfectly happy to concede your inherent superiority and you are welcome to Ollie and Sebby.

When you take your masked lovers down to your dungeon, do you make them smear Dream Pies all over your belly before penetration?

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But not as gay as your green and white striped shirt.

TM

You looking for a doing?