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04-20-2004, 12:36 AM
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#2056
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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My doggy had to go.
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Originally posted by Not Me
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Dear Not Me,
Look, I know there's a policy against outing people on the board, and I really don't want to jeopardize my status as a World Ruler (well, really I'm just on a Committee - I may have been tooting my own horn a little), but it's got to stop. Intervention is in order. It's time to end the charade, Senor El Silencio de Baa Baas.
It's all so clear now - your knowledgable and even helpful posts on makeup, your clinical obsession with various breast structures, your breast implants. We have seen you dancing in front of the mirror, fingering your pierced nipple for added excitement, tucking that shameful cock between your legs, cooing "I'd fuck me" to yourself as seductively as you can possibly muster. But no matter your makeup, your implants, or your grooming, you can't hide your manbush or your manvoice.
You are a man, and you can't realistically reverse the decisions made at all respectable clinics that perform sexual resassignment surgery. While you may have gotten implants, full reassingment surgery was summarily rejected for a reason. You are not truly transexual or transgendered.
I am not looking to cast blame here. You obviously experienced severe childhood disturbances associated with violence. You weren't born this way. You were made this way through years of systematic abuse. You hate your own identity, Not Me, and you think that makes you a transsexual. But your pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.
I can forgive the self-loathing, because you are loathesome. But give up the skinharvest, Not Me. No skin is so thick that we can't see through it.
Skincerely,
Shape Shifter
P.S. Admittedly, the above doesn't explain your obsession with race and polygamy, but We're looking into it.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
Last edited by Shape Shifter; 04-20-2004 at 01:54 AM..
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04-20-2004, 12:55 AM
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#2057
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Consolidated theory of hopeful johnson-burying
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How difficult is this to understand? Not very. Jesus.
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Dear my sweetest Ms. ltl/fb,
Maybe you know and talk to more straight guys than I do. I really don't know. Or maybe they are more honest with you more than they are with me. After all, they have no incentive to lie to an attractive, straight, single woman, right?
I think that it is a common misconception of straight women that straight men are easy to figure out and always mean what they say. Hey, maybe you are even right. I don't know, since maybe all the straight men I know (who, honestly, I don't want to fuck or romance and who, I'm pretty sure don't want to fuck or romance me) are just scamming me for my excellent company.
I'll also discount the possibility that I know only rich guys or middle class guys who don't need someone to buy them drinks, because I've hung out with all manner of guys throughout my life, including those who would gladly accept a free drink from just about anyone.
But, all those qualifiers noted, I just don't think that there are a lot of truly straight guys out there who are out there getting drinks from gay men with the unspoken pretense that there is a potential cornholing or cockswallowing in the offing. It may be a pride thing, it may be a curiousity thing, it may be a "the scammer has to buy into the scam every so often" sort of thing, but straight guys just don't run scams like that. See, for example, Six Degrees of Separation, right?
All I'm saying is, there may be differences in percentage in the extent to which guys end up fucking or romancing gay men who buy drinks for them and the extent to which women end up fucking or romancing straight men who buy drinks for them, but don't try to act like like it's quantum. Ultimately, guys buy drinks for strangers in whom they hope to be burying their johnsons, and they are pretty good at figuring out those who are, at least in theory, amenable to the nature of johnson-burying in which they are interested.
Sincerely,
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04-20-2004, 01:09 AM
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#2058
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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actual lira question
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Listen sizzle-chest, I know Jerky Boyz, and there's no "3587" in any Jerky Boyz call. Unless it's a deep deep deep album cut, or from some of their later works.
If there's a Venn diagram of Rio Ferdinand fans and Jerky Boys fans, I bet the area of intersection is pretty fucking small.
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Hey, new avatar.
Now, on to the real business:
Bitchplease. Do I really have to make an mp3 of the shit? Why would I make that shit up? Un uh. No you dint. Just believe that this is a Jerky Boys call and don't make me dig it up. |
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04-20-2004, 01:19 AM
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#2059
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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My doggy had to go.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Dear Not Me,
Look, I know there's a policy against outing people on the board, and I really don't want to jeopardize my status as a World Ruler (well, really I'm just on a Committee - I may have been tooting my own horn a little), but it's got to stop.
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No one's noticed that many times that Not Me is posting, I'm also here? No one has yet figured this out?
Geez, you people are slow. |
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04-20-2004, 01:28 AM
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#2060
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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My doggy had to go.
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Originally posted by bilmore
No one's noticed that many times that Not Me is posting, I'm also here? No one has yet figured this out?
Geez, you people are slow.
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I've thought you have had self-image issues, but it was an unspoken fowl truth that we all can agree is mainly correct.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
Last edited by Shape Shifter; 04-20-2004 at 01:52 AM..
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04-20-2004, 01:50 AM
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#2062
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Where's Precious?
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Originally posted by Buffalo Bill
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Speaking of foul truths . . . .
http://www.geocities.com/porcelain72/levine1.jpg
(Edited to get rid of big red X. RP)
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
Last edited by robustpuppy; 04-20-2004 at 09:10 AM..
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04-20-2004, 02:14 AM
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#2063
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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My doggy had to go.
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Originally posted by bilmore
I'm not up on the terminology, I guess. Isn't the "occasional straight man" more commonly called "bisexual"?
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Not here. Here, we refer to the occasional straight man as "another sucker who leaves an opening for a BPOTD", a/k/a "another bilmore sucker."
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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04-20-2004, 08:44 AM
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#2064
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Confidential to ncs
(And other reality TV junkies.)
If you are interested to know what some of your favorite Reality TV "characters" are doing now, A&E is running an edition of Biography devoted to this subject tonight.
Link:
http://www.biography.com/tv/listings...itytv_new.html
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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04-20-2004, 09:32 AM
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#2065
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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My doggy had to go.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And there's something just tacky about straight men going to gay bars and accepting drinks from suitors without letting the suitors know that nothing is likely to happen beyond the drink.
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As opposed to when women take three drinks from 5'3 bald guys while waiting at the bar for their bf who happens to be running late?
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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04-20-2004, 09:34 AM
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#2066
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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My doggy had to go.
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Originally posted by bilmore
I'm not up on the terminology, I guess. Isn't the "occasional straight man" more commonly called "bisexual"?
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No, because he isn't occasionally straight. He is always straight and occasionally obnoxious. Actually, these particular men are probably always obnoxious.
I think it is rude for straight men to allow gay men to buy them drinks. I also think it is rude for me to allow a straight man to buy me a drink. At least when it is clear he is hoping I too am straight. I think it is similarly rude for a straight woman waiting for her boyfriend to allow a straight man to buy her a drink.
On the other hand if he is just buying a drink to be a nice guy, that's cool. Rare, but cool. |
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04-20-2004, 09:48 AM
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#2067
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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My doggy had to go.
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Originally posted by leagleaze
I think it is rude for straight men to allow gay men to buy them drinks. I also think it is rude for me to allow a straight man to buy me a drink. At least when it is clear he is hoping I too am straight. I think it is similarly rude for a straight woman waiting for her boyfriend to allow a straight man to buy her a drink.
On the other hand if he is just buying a drink to be a nice guy, that's cool. Rare, but cool.
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Doesn't anybody ever have sex while sober anymore? |
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04-20-2004, 09:56 AM
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#2068
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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mmmm, toasty
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Originally posted by Dave
Or, if you might be inviting dtb and the lurking forces of timminess over for dinner, try Eats, Shoots & Leaves --
(CNN's review is here with the heading "Forces of 'barbaric illiteracy' too strong ")
ETA: I want this book.
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Yes, you do. It is absolutely freakin' hilarious. |
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04-20-2004, 09:58 AM
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#2069
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Ex-heavyweight contender
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Working the casino door for Monty Burns
Posts: 78
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My doggy had to go.
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Originally posted by bilmore
Doesn't anybody ever have sex while sober anymore?
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What does extrapolating from your own experience tell you? |
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04-20-2004, 09:59 AM
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#2070
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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My doggy had to go.
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Originally posted by Berry Hunter
What does extrapolating from your own experience tell you?
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Nobody has sex, period? |
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