Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04 - Page 160

NotFromHere · 06-25-2004, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's too bad for you.

I am very much in the mood. It's a biological imperative thing, I'm sure, because I am ovulating like, right now. Is there any good DNA out there? These eggs are too good to be wasted.

Woman. Watch what you ask for. 6 months down the road when you're all fat and bloated and single and alone, just you and your cats, you're going to wish to hell you had used the chrome plated Shape Shafter.

Flinty_McFlint · 06-25-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Rapper DMX arrested
at Kennedy Airport
Authorities say he and another
man tried to steal a car.

A preliminary investigation indicated that DMX may have identified himself as a federal agent, according to Tony Ciavolella, a Port Authority spokesman.

Why, with all the money that this man has obviously made from rap and movies, why would he possibly want to steal a car?

Well, it was a very nice Nissan Sentra.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 06-25-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
So what you're saying is that you don't live for experiences, you live for the ability to tell people about your experiences.

Nope, just being practical... Wow, you're literal.

Shape Shifter · 06-25-2004, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's too bad for you.

I am very much in the mood. It's a biological imperative thing, I'm sure, because I am ovulating like, right now. Is there any good DNA out there? These eggs are too good to be wasted.

How many should we hatch?

robustpuppy · 06-25-2004, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Nope, just being practical... Wow, you're literal.

No, I'm really not.

And on second thought, I do admire your forward-thinking practicality. I should have phrased my post as a translation of the poll and not in response to yours.

Darth Bader Ginsburg · 06-25-2004, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What a surprise. Flower supports the Greek team.

a majority would favor Qusay Hussein and his merry men or a time travelling mongolian horde over the French.

NTTAWW being in favor of Greek.

Darth Bader Ginsburg · 06-25-2004, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm freakishly good at this. I credit the goodvibes catalogue and frequent trips to petco and george.

can you get rabbits at petco?

taxwonk · 06-25-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Fine, fine, fine. For those who want to buy sex toys for me, I've been favoring my chrome vibrator in the last few months. I don't know if the temperature is a factor or just the, er, heft, but it's doing me right. The others are still in rotation, especially when batteries run low, but I think the chrome is beating out all the rest.

What sex toys would you put on the registry if someone else were buying?

R(market research)T

Jenna Jameson

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 06-25-2004, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No, I'm really not.

And on second thought, I do admire your forward-thinking practicality. I should have phrased my post as a translation of the poll and not in response to yours.

Not a problem... I'm just a smartass. Sidd, OTOH, is obviously a narcissistic perv. If only he were a Illinois Republican... we could use a guy like that.

robustpuppy · 06-25-2004, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Woman. Watch what you ask for. 6 months down the road when you're all fat and bloated and single and alone, just you and your cats, you're going to wish to hell you had used the chrome plated Shape Shafter.

Hmm, and here I thought the real problem with my approach is that it is less likely to get me laid. Oh, the humanity.

taxwonk · 06-25-2004, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Poll for the men:

If you were AdL's "male friend," which would you choose:

Sex with the bisexual gf and one friend, and you get to tell people about it, or

Sex with the bisexual gf and both friends, but you are effectively sworn to secrecy about it.

I'd go with the latter. I wouldn't be inclined to say anything about it to begin with, and let's face it, many guys have done the threesome, but how many have been the sole man in a foursome?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-25-2004, 02:42 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ovies_eo/14380

Sources say he was "fluffed" for the scene, which makes no sense. I thought "fluffing" was the porn term for getting a porn star hard for a scene? In his scene, Colin is just walking around and not preparing for sex. Does he have morning wood or is my definition of "fluffing" incorrect?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-25-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
many guys have done the threesome, but how many have been the sole man in a foursome?

Let's keep reminding me how I haven't done either. It's not like I don't remind myself every day. Twice.

ABBAKiss · 06-25-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
That, and if you can talk about it you can always tell the gf's OTHER bi female friends about it and maybe score the three on one down the road... Gotta think ahead.

I never get why men think both, or in this case all three, women would be focused on the man.

taxwonk · 06-25-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Let me rephrase: he's all kinds of excited at the prospect of a 4-way. I do not know whether or not he had wood when he told me, as the conversation happened over the phone. I know that if I had just been promised a 4-way, I'd have wood.

Just thinking about someone else having the prospect of a four-way produces wood. It's a great way to share the joy.