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03-08-2005, 06:41 PM
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#2476
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Barely in the news
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Listen, I'm just saying that something as important as my taxes is not going to be done by me, a person who avoids anything tax related if at all possible. Knowing how much I hate taxes, I'm sure that I'd miss something - why risk it? It's not that much to know that someone who knows what the hell they're doing (or holds himself out as someone who knows what the hell he's doing) instead of fucking up several weekends trying to do it myself?
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Were you shipped here from Golgafrincham?
(clearly trying to flirt w/RT)
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-08-2005, 06:44 PM
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#2477
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Barely in the news
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I did my taxes in 1.5 hours. Was I supposed to take several weekends doing them?
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Sunny's 2004 tax return:
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03-08-2005, 06:45 PM
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#2478
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Barely in the news
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I did my taxes in 1.5 hours. Was I supposed to take several weekends doing them?
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Me, too, but I think that my tax situation is pretty simple. Anyone with significant non-wage income (self-employed, owns a business, is a member of a partnership), owning multiple properties or with other complicated situations should get tax help from the experts here. It's guaranteed! |
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03-08-2005, 06:46 PM
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#2479
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Cankles
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She gets a pass.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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03-08-2005, 06:48 PM
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#2480
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
Posts: 1,344
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AI Boys
So, I think overall the boys really stepped it up last night. I voted for everyone except Nikko (he's got great range, but a seriously out-of-tune vibrato), Travis (very cute, but not really a singer) and Anthony (his voice and performance skills are just nothing special).
Scott's performance wasn't particularly thrilling, but he was perfectly in tune, which in this competition is saying something.
Bo continues to show his experience and the confidence derived therefrom. He's picking great songs, and singing them well.
Constantine is not super-strong vocally, but I continued to be charmed by him.
Mario had fewer licks-that-didn't-quite-work, good intonation and good energy.
Anwar had one lick at the beginning of the song that was so unexpectedly perfect and so perfectly done (on "people walking by," for those of you who were listening closely) that I was completely sold on him right then. Then at the end of his song he showed, once again, that he can really blow. Love him.
In order of my preference: Bo-Anwar (tie), Scott, Constantine, Mario. Anthony's going to be very popular with the teenage girls, so I doubt he'll be going home tomorrow. Travis and Nikko are the ones who should be eliminated.
I'm totally not excited about the girls tonight.
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03-08-2005, 06:48 PM
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#2481
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She gets a pass.
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Agree, but she still looks like she's been wheelbarrow-fucked for about ten years straight. NTTAWWT. At all.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-08-2005, 06:49 PM
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#2482
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Fine. Now who can explain how Shape Shifter's dirty ass-water gets on the roof of my car and contaminates the freshly scrubbed wheels?
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My guess is this.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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03-08-2005, 06:51 PM
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#2483
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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Barely in the news
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sunny's 2004 tax return:
TM
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When she gets married, she'll have to file a joint return
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03-08-2005, 06:51 PM
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#2484
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Agree, but she still looks like she's been wheelbarrow-fucked for about ten years straight. NTTAWWT. At all.
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Please explain this. |
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03-08-2005, 06:52 PM
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#2485
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Intervention
Has anyone seen this show on A&E?* It premiered Sunday and I thought it was so-so. Didn't live up to the commercials. Maybe the ones that aren't about drugs will be better, since maybe those intervened will fight back more. The junkies pretty much just capitulated.
Anyway, the music in the commercials is very catchy. It sounds like Dave Mathews Band or Barenaked Ladies or some other Canadians or other neerdowells. Does anyone know who does the music in the commercials? One of the songs goes something like "When I was born/they looked at me and said/what a good boy/what a smart boy/etc."
* Cue TeeMy's jokes about my crackwhore girlfriend. Just make them good. So much of your shit is so formulaic.
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03-08-2005, 06:52 PM
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#2486
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Barely in the news
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Were you shipped here from Golgafrincham?
(clearly trying to flirt w/RT)
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I'll buy the popcorn.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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03-08-2005, 06:53 PM
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#2487
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Barely in the news
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sunny's 2004 tax return:
TM
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That's right! And for what I'll get back for that, I'll be able to pay off my car loan and still buy an authentic Underdog lunchbox or maybe even a Rocky and Bullwinkle. Oh, they joy!
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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03-08-2005, 06:54 PM
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#2488
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Mainstream Music Post
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
If you're not crazy about the title track or the ludicrously overplayed "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" song, don't worry.
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Thanks for this. Thanks a lot. You fucker. |
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03-08-2005, 06:55 PM
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#2489
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Please explain this.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-08-2005, 06:55 PM
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#2490
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Please explain this.
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I think it means be very suspicious if a man sends you one of these for your workout routine.
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