Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Does anyone actually think her blog was truthful? This is like some sick joke.

I thought it might be, but when I saw her entry after she was "outed", I became more skeptical. She went over the top. Sorta like the second Bridget Jones book.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I thought it might be, but when I saw her entry after she was "outed", I became more skeptical. She went over the top. Sorta like the second Bridget Jones book.

You did not find the stint in the foreign jail convincing? I am shocked.

The WaPo page doesn't load for me even though I am registered. Fucking inside-the-beltway bastards.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
AG, actually, but I get us confused too.[/size]

Or, pic with wonkette.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I will be here tonight:

http://www.alamodrafthouse.com/onlin...p?show_id=1831

Need anything autographed?

So I met Traci Lords. And she likes me. We had a wonderful weekend.

She is on tour to promote the dvd release of CryBaby. What she has lost in nubility she has made up for in personality. She handled her 15 minute Q&A with aplomb. While I doubt she will be nominated for an ambassadorship under the currrent administration, she handled the questions articulately and with poise.

Our relationship started beautifully. She felt a certain electricity when our thighs touched while posing for pictures. Our eyes locked and she moved towards me with painted, pouty lips. Only the dude behind me in line wanting his Bud Lite bottle signed was able to break our llocked gaze. I admired her post-legal cougarish glow while she was apparently fixated on my boyish, disarming smile and my relaxed demeanor.

The acoustics were not very good in the theatre and she may have misunderstood my question about "diction lessons." Her answer was completely nonresponsive at any rate. I was forced to slink back in my seat while the attendant nerds asked questions about her work with John Waters, Roger Corman, her music career, blah blah blah blah blah.

I won her back with my insightful question about her autobiography and the more insightful follow-up offer to buy her drinks later. We drank tangerine Stoli's on ice, followed by tequila shots, followed by something blue on ice, followed by her request for my autographed picture. We had so much in common, like our experience as djs and with My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult. I am planning on sending her the picture of her pouty lips approaching mine as our thighs touched.

Unfortunately, she did not believe me when I told her my age. She has also requested a picture of me from when I was 16. Can she get in trouble for that?

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Was it somethin' I said or somethin' I did?
Did my words not come out right?
Tho' I tried not to hurt you
Tho' I tried
But I guess that's why they say
Every rose has its thorn

You know, metal cheese sounds a lot better as alt. country. Rex Hobart & the Misery Boys do a (the?) great cover of Poison on this compilation.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Dave
XM Satellite Radio has my new favorite TV commercial -- a bunch of advertising cliche characters besieging a guy listening to his XM, waiting for a break in the music, only to figure out that there isn't going to be one.

How delicious, touting your advertising-free service with, what else, a commercial.

Is this ironic, PLF? Is it?

Hmmm. I recently bought a bottle of wine called "No Manipulation" because I enjoyed what I thought was the irony of it. But I do not think it was actually ironic.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Heh. Friend of mine went to amateur night at a male strip club once, and as one would guess, there was a guy on stage wearing a cowboy get-up. Takes of the hat, takes off the shirt, unbuttons the jeans and pulls them down (he's commando). Can't get the jeans over his boots. Does a little hopping thing, nearly falling over. Ends up having to sit down on the edge of the stage to pull the jeans-tangled boots off of his feet. I don't think he was really expecting laughter to be the main reaction to his debut as a stripper. He got a lot of sympathy tips.

A guy I knew in law school danced at a gay bar down the street from my place a few times for cash. Dude was a huge rugby player with zero dancing ability. He just stood on stage and took his shirt off, awkwardly tried to "dance," collected $50 or so odd bucks and left. Not bad for like 10 min work.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And for the trifecta, I offer you the worst neighbor ever!

spree: if you're eating, come back and view later.

For fuck's sake. How can people live like that. I'm betting the guy didn't move out, but was evicted.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Esche keeps Flyers close
but Primeau et al can't score
Not Bobby Clarke fumes

Flames go to Tampa
(hockey in Florida? please.)
Jarome the hero?

No offense, but these NHL poems are boring and clog up my screen.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
No offense, but these NHL poems are boring and clog up my screen.

Why did you preface your statement with "No offense"? Although I doubt that Not Bob is going to be outraged, it is hard for me to see the non-offending aspect of the statement that someone's posts are boring. Actually, now that I consider it, perhaps you meant it in an ironic way. In which case, I say "Kudos!"

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why did you preface your statement with "No offense"? Although I doubt that Not Bob is going to be outraged, it is hard for me to see the non-offending aspect of the statement that someone's posts are boring. Actually, now that I consider it, perhaps you meant it in an ironic way. In which case, I say "Kudos!"

Ironic is not the right word, but I'll bet you knew that. Being from Minnesota, I'm sure you're familiar with the correct phrase. It's referred to as "passive agressive."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A guy I knew in law school danced at a gay bar down the street from my place a few times for cash. Dude was a huge rugby player with zero dancing ability. He just stood on stage and took his shirt off, awkwardly tried to "dance," collected $50 or so odd bucks and left. Not bad for like 10 min work.

You should have told him to do tricks, like knocking bottles, or something. Might have got him some bigger tips.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Or, pic with wonkette.

Wow, she really has those ass-fuck me eyes.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
No offense, but these NHL poems are boring and clog up my screen.

Choose Your Own Response! Pick one of the following as Not Bob's Reply:

(1) Admin censorship! Admin censorship!

(2) Too fucking bad.

(3) I find the threesome discussions boring, but you don't hear me complaining.

(4) Clog **this** up your screen, pal:

Ruysbroek hates haiku
perhaps missus said "beat it"?
(she likes Jarome, too)

(5) Ashley. Mmmmmm.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You should have told him to do tricks, like knocking bottles, or something. Might have got him some bigger tips.

Hank,

That horse is deader than Elvis.

Let it rot,
SD