Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
In which case, I say "Kudos!"

Kudos are not very good. Now S'mores pop-tarts -- those are good.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hank,

That horse is deader than Elvis.

Let it rot,
SD

I stopped spin references ahead of the curve, now I'll drop bottle references hopelessly behind. Always 2.0 gpa.

Serious male stripper q.- do they, are they supposed to get wood? Is semi-erect the correct stripper response? or do male strippers try and go against their tendancies (gay guys strip for women) to avoid any boner issue?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If she's gettting drunk and going to strip clubs with your buddies, consider the possibility she is the takeout

That's why I said she goes with HER friends.

Official scorer: A 2 day wonk and an error.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

I take it there's a lot less confusion THIS week as to what happened...

Wow.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I take it there's a lot less confusion THIS week as to what happened...

Wow.

I wasn't confused at all. What was confusing? DId something go over my head?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

I think this is a good thing. I don't think it should be legislated, but if she makes other fat people feel comfortable in a class, working out, then I'm all for it. I can see why a fat person wouldn't want to be told what to do by some hot little thing. (Please note that this does not apply to Wonk.)

But then they said she was a "semivegetarian."

"A semivegetarian who stands 5 feet, 8 inches tall and wears size 16 to 18, Portnick had been doing high-impact aerobics for 15 years."

Uh, what? This has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Aren't most of us semivegetarians? In fact, we're mostly semicarnivores too. Whoever uses "semivegetarian" to describe their eating habits is semiretarded.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think this is a good thing. I don't think it should be legislated, but if she makes other fat people feel comfortable in a class, working out, then I'm all for it. I can see why a fat person wouldn't want to be told what to do by some hot little thing. (Please note that this does not apply to Wonk.)

But then they said she was a "semivegetarian."

"A semivegetarian who stands 5 feet, 8 inches tall and wears size 16 to 18, Portnick had been doing high-impact aerobics for 15 years."

Uh, what? This has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Aren't most of us semivegetarians? In fact, we're mostly semicarnivores too. Whoever uses "semivegetarian" to describe their eating habits is semiretarded.

TM

Oh my God. Please please please stop posting that photo. I cannot bear to see it one more time.

Semivegitarian = Eats a semi-truck full of ho-ho's and calls them vegetables.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I take it there's a lot less confusion THIS week as to what happened...

Wow.

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bitch had it coming.

unless they leave a war, one that Tony can't win, hanging for the next 2 years (next season) they've got to short circuit it. I say off Johnny and Philly, little Carmine steps in- everyone is happy.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I stopped spin references ahead of the curve, now I'll drop bottle references hopelessly behind. Always 2.0 gpa.

Hank, I think it's time for a new avatar. Can you put your face on the fat areobics chick or on the washingtonienne?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Serious male stripper q.- do they, are they supposed to get wood? Is semi-erect the correct stripper response? or do male strippers try and go against their tendancies (gay guys strip for women) to avoid any boner issue?

From a book I read (Between Dances by Erasmus Guerra I think), male strippers (at least gay ones) are expected to be hard. They have to work at it and will blow each other back stage to get erect. In the book it was described as one of the harder parts of the job.

I don't like male strippers so I don't know how this works out in real life.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
One of my cats has been missing now for over a week. I checked the pound during lunch and he was not there. I'm afraid he is gone for good.

While there, I couldn't resist the urge to check the animals available for adoption. Naturally, I ended up adopting a newcat. He is a 2-year old, 14 lb., shorthaired brown tabby. I am trying to think of a suitable name. "A769418" seems a mouthful and "Big Hairy Pussy" has already been vetoed. They have already taken his picture offline.

I thought you were a dog person!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Please. As you well know, threesomes ain't my thing. Latex apparently is.

All kidding aside, my wife feels the way that PJ does about strip clubs. And she (PJ, not my wife) made some good points about double-standards, too -- maybe the married/committed men of the FB are exceptionally free-thinking, and none of them have a problem with having their special lay-dees get a lap dance (which is, as I understand it, what the kids at Podunkville High used to call a "dry humping") from an oiled muscleman with a large penis.

Wonderful. But a lot of the male lawyers I know around here embrace the double-standard like it was Cookie the Piggly-Wiggly check-out girl. They have no problem heading to the local version of the Bada-Bing club, but freak about the fact that their wife/girlfriend/whatever watches Sex and the City. Maybe it's just because we're so provincial out here.

What objections do men have to having their wives watch SATC? And secondairly, are they earnestly trying to stop their wives from watching a television show? I'm thinking you might not live in podunkville, but have actually passed through a time/space continuum and be living in the 50s.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I stopped spin references ahead of the curve, now I'll drop bottle references hopelessly behind. Always 2.0 gpa.

Serious male stripper q.- do they, are they supposed to get wood? Is semi-erect the correct stripper response? or do male strippers try and go against their tendancies (gay guys strip for women) to avoid any boner issue?

I believe its preferable to maintain a raging erection at all times.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought you were a dog person!

He met Montecore and now he swings both ways. Or so I've heard.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
or on the washingtonienne?

Do you really want to imagine ass-fucking Hank's avatar?