Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
Jesus, Coltrane. I'm out of the office for one stinking day and you've forgotten me already? Did Prague mean nothing to you?

Of course not. I loved it when you corrected my grammar as I was talking dirty and slapping your ass.

Originally posted by taxwonk
Blow me. I don't STP. That's just not my schtick.

I like it. We get to see what the same jokes would look like if they were much less funny. It increases my appreciation for the originals every time.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Mel only prevented the People Who Killed Jesus from crossing his property.

I cordially invite you to be my Internet boyfriend. Would you like to go catch Tom Petty and the Black Crowes tomorrow night? Your wife is optional.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ironweed
The ending montage was very well done, at least when I knew who the people were (most of them).

Then I watched South Park.

How ironic...

Episode 603: Asspen - Montage
The day is approaching to give it your best
You've got to reach your prime!
That's when you need to put yourself to the test
And show us the passage of time
We're gonna need a montage (Montage)
A sports-training montage (Montage)

And just show a lot of things happenin' at once.
Remind everyone of what's goin' on. (What's goin' on?)
And with every shot, show a little improvement
To show it won't take too long
That's called a montage (Montage)
Even Rocky had a montage (Montage)

In any sport, if you want to go
From just a beginner to a pro
You'll need a montage (Montage)
a simple little montage (Montage)

Always fade out (Montage) into a montage (Montage)
If you fade out it seems like a long time (Montage) has passed in a montage (Montage)
Montage (Montage)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Maybe the parents don't want her to move in with Ashton, K? And maybe they don't want the state to file child neglect charges either.

Did everyone miss the part about 18 being the age of consent in CA? Or am I wrong about that? I looked it up recently, so I don't think I am, but who knows. Anyway, so, like, I think there's good reason for her not to move in with Ashton.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I never knew you were such a tender, sensitive soul. I feel deely moved now and I will forever look at you in a different, more compassionate, light.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[dtb]

oops

Originally posted by ironweed
I like it. We get to see what the same jokes would look like if they were much less funny. It increases my appreciation for the originals every time.

Someone should make a sock called Taxwonk @T minus 2.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Someone should make a sock called Taxwonk @T minus 2.

Even I don't phone it in this blatantly.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If anyone is going to be in the City in early to mid Ocotber, please PM me.

Rocktober? Channeling Astro from the Jetsons?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cordially invite you to be my Internet boyfriend. Would you like to go catch Tom Petty and the Black Crowes tomorrow night? Your wife is optional.

I accept, but cannot see the Crowes. I must attend previous commitment with ball and chain.

BTW, where the hell are they playing? the City?

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Rocktober? Channeling Astro from the Jetsons?

It's the month after Zeptember. Don't you know anything?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I don't care. Lisa sucked. Who would she have appeared to?

2. Though didn't she appear to Brenda a couple of times during her pregnancy?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I accept, but cannot see the Crowes. I must attend previous commitment with ball and chain.

BTW, where the hell are they playing? the City?

Greek Theater. Site of the most widely circulated Dead show tape ever. That one with the Wheel.

But they are playihg freaking everywhere, including most music festivals in the country. Including ACL. Why dont you come on down?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by taxwonk
The "this kid sucks" Nate wasn't really Nate. It was Brenda projecting her feelings of guilt and rejection into an imaginary Nate.

Of course it wasn't Nate, and I still think the transition was too abrupt.