Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04 - Page 192

ltl/fb · 04-23-2004, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
In addition to noting that I forgot to add an 's' to 'SUV,' I'll note that we don't have the patience here in the center of the universe to wait out your interminable "saw" (filled with dogs and shotguns) for whatever pointless, obvious, simple meaning to make itself clear.

TM

And the fact that y'all never listen is what makes us able to fuck you over, and over, and over, just by sticking stuff at the end. Not that I did that. Because I'm a nice person, and a giver.

ThurgreedMarshall · 04-23-2004, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And the fact that y'all never listen is what makes us able to fuck you over, and over, and over, just by sticking stuff at the end. Not that I did that. Because I'm a nice person, and a giver.

I've yet to see one of your agreements drafted with coondog/shotgun saws and I always read all the words. But I suppose I wouldn't put it past you.

TM

ltl/fb · 04-23-2004, 03:41 PM

'Idol' voting results start controversy

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

something about the woman who didn't make the cut this week, and racism, and teenage girls, and power outages.

ltl/fb · 04-23-2004, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

check the new header.

notcasesensitive · 04-23-2004, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
check the new header.

Shape Shifter · 04-23-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive

He's going to have to add a new verse.

ltl/fb · 04-23-2004, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive

Sitting alone waiting as darkness falls, and then as the noise outside quiets down as everyone goes to sleep, and then as the sun comes up, is just too fucking depressing. Particularly knowing he's just set me up again and is chuckling about it until his perfectly proportioned girlfriend drives all rational thought from his mind.

notcasesensitive · 04-23-2004, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sitting alone waiting as darkness falls, and then as the noise outside quiets down as everyone goes to sleep, and then as the sun comes up, is just too fucking depressing. Particularly knowing he's just set me up again and is chuckling about it until his perfectly proportioned girlfriend drives all rational thought from his mind.

He promised that he would keep our relationship a secret!

Shape Shifter · 04-23-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sitting alone waiting as darkness falls,

Racist fuck.

ltl/fb · 04-23-2004, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He promised that he would keep our relationship a secret!

What does the person who cleans his toilet while he's at work have to do with anything? Narcissist.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 04-23-2004, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
When I was a little girl I had a teddy bear I named Wooly Trooper and a hamster I named Cotton Wooly. Y'all have destroyed my childhood memories.

A trainer friend of mine let some of her students (kids) name a lesson pony. They named it Cherry Surprise. I shudder to think what childhood memories of theirs will be shattered when they grow up.

Hey, my teddy bear was named Dirty Sanchez and my marmot was named Double Anal. I know how you feel.

Not Bob · 04-23-2004, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And the fact that y'all never listen is what makes us able to fuck you over, and over, and over, just by sticking stuff at the end. Not that I did that. Because I'm a nice person, and a giver.

Does anyone find this curiously arousing? No? Um, me neither.

In other news, I just settled several large cases. Now I need work. Do any of y'all mind slipping on a pool of canola oil on aisle five or something? Otherwise, I won't be able to afford any of the rocks on the sites that Not Me and BRC sent my way, and Mrs. Not Bob will be Not Happy. That would be Not Good.

Alex_de_Large · 04-23-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hey, my teddy bear was named Dirty Sanchez and my marmot was named Double Anal. I know how you feel.

Chai. Nose. Keyboard. Just for you, Paigow.

SEC_Chick · 04-23-2004, 05:15 PM

AI theme next week is the music of Gloria Estefan. I have to admit that the first couple of weeks, I thought JS was cute, but I stopped voting for him about a month ago and the idea of him belting out Conga has got to be the most painful thing ever.

Hank Chinaski · 04-23-2004, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Does anyone find this curiously arousing? No? Um, me neither.

In other news, I just settled several large cases. Now I need work. Do any of y'all mind slipping on a pool of canola oil on aisle five or something? Otherwise, I won't be able to afford any of the rocks on the sites that Not Me and BRC sent my way, and Mrs. Not Bob will be Not Happy. That would be Not Good.

got your interogatory answers today in the Old Lady Wilson case bob- we had a good laugh!

you claim Pig's didn't have a motor oil spill in the canned goods aisle. "It was sausage gravy, which is actually less slippery than the floor without any foreign materials. the sausage gravy would actually add traction."
Here's the problem: The photo shows dark brown, and this isn't Georgia. We use white sausage gravy here Bob. do you think the jury won't know?

and you won't admit the motor oil on her shoes was from Pig's floor because of foundation? She had to wear something home, and I only had them in my office for 2 weeks. ever hear of professional courtesy?
geez, talk about churning the file.