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09-14-2005, 07:43 PM
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Moderator
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I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Amateur drunks is not a hard concept to grasp. I'm not going to explain it for you.
Despite its WeHo location, I'd be surprised to find any gender illusionists there. More likely drunk frat boys who came to the strip to go to Sky Bar and were turned away at the door.
I had my ass groped while I was standing in the bar the one time I was there. My friend stepped on some gum and the phrase from that point on for Barney's was "I have gum on my shoe." I hear the SM location is less annoying, but I haven't ventured back for more as of yet.
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What's Wonk like in person?
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09-14-2005, 07:44 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Stick with the syllable bit
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Originally posted by nononono
Oh, little man, you have no idea.
But I'll go with it. Here's your philosophical question for the day: is it worse to be a party where people are surfing around, or not even to be able to score that kind of fun? Pull out your slide rule, work it out, and get back to me.
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Because I, like dtb, am starting to like you a little bit, I give you this warning.
Fighting with TM is dumber than drinking the red punch in the garbage can. |
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09-14-2005, 07:46 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I had my ass groped while I was standing in the bar the one time I was there. My friend stepped on some gum and the phrase from that point on for Barney's was "I have gum on my shoe."
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I have some gum in my shorts. See?
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09-14-2005, 07:47 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Stick with the syllable bit
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Because I, like dtb, am starting to like you a little bit, I give you this warning.
Fighting with TM is dumber than drinking the red punch in the garbage can.
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-14-2005, 07:47 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I wasn't asking for an explanation. I, we are the professional drunks, no? And if you and your people were there, then it was not filled with only amateur drunks, correct?
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I didn't say it was. Tough reading comprehension day, eh? |
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09-14-2005, 07:47 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Birthday Boys and Girls
You know, I hate to be a buzzkill on all this celebrating, but my father-in-law's birthday is today, and I have to tell you: if any of this astrology crap is not really crap, it's likely that you are a real sonofabitch.
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09-14-2005, 07:48 PM
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#22
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I have some gum in my shorts. See?
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Why is there gum on your knees?
Zing!
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-14-2005, 07:49 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Stick with the syllable bit
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Because I, like dtb, am starting to like you a little bit, I give you this warning.
Fighting with TM is dumber than drinking the red punch in the garbage can.
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Well, drat. That never ends well.
Not even a little? Okay, okay.
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09-14-2005, 07:56 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Riding across the desert . . . on a fiiiiiine Arahb chahhhh-guh.
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Well, drat. That never ends well.
Not even a little? Okay, okay.
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Yeah. I'd have felt bad about calling TM out, offering him the choice of sabers or pistols at dawn, etc. I'd miss having him around, what with his death and all preventing him from reading my Yankee Schadenfreude Haiku.
(Hey, he ain't the president, is he?)
Oh
Guido finds his bat
and Yanks clobber last place Rays
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09-14-2005, 07:57 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Stick with the syllable bit
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Well, drat. That never ends well.
Not even a little? Okay, okay.
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He is piker, don't sweat it.
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09-14-2005, 07:59 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
That's the worst thread title ever.
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Not even close.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-14-2005, 08:00 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Not even close.
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2. Dear god we've had some bad board titles this year.
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09-14-2005, 08:00 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Not even close.
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Wait. That IS the title?
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09-14-2005, 08:02 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Wait. That IS the title?
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No, that was the message I sent Burger while I was on the phone so he wouldn't harrass me for the thread title. I don't know what he did with the real one.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-14-2005, 08:04 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Riding across the desert . . . on a fiiiiiine Arahb chahhhh-guh.
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Yeah. I'd have felt bad about calling TM out, offering him the choice of sabers or pistols at dawn, etc. I'd miss having him around, what with his death and all preventing him from reading my Yankee Schadenfreude Haiku.
(Hey, he ain't the president, is he?)
Oh
Guido finds his bat
and Yanks clobber last place Rays
too little, too late?
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Okay, I will take your word for it that that would suck.
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