Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04 - Page 20

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-10-2004, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That certainly explains the obsession with painted metal boxes.

Which reminds me, I was walking by a row of those green mail storage containers the other day and noticed that while three of them were locked securely, the door of one of them was secured shut with duct tape. I peeked in the crack and it looked as if there was stuff in there - i.e. mail. Would the postal service really store mail on a busy street in New York in a container that was shut with duct tape?

Tyrone Slothrop · 05-10-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Am I correct in telling my older sister to go to hell?

Apologies in advance if this has been said, but why give her the satisfaction? Ignore her.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 05-10-2004, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Actually, if you must know, it was a flipper lunchbox.

Very cool. Let me know if you find a Bad Brains lunchbox.

ltl/fb · 05-10-2004, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Apologies in advance if this has been said, but why give her the satisfaction? Ignore her.

Jesus, Ty, what, are you aspiring to be a wanker?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-10-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"Co-ed" implies nakedness.

TM

It's great that "co-eds" implies hot college women. "Hot college women" implies sororities. And "sororities" implies pillow fights and experimentation...

I don't know what implies multi-orgasmic mothers.

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-10-2004, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Do you really think I could get away with it? I'd hate for him to find me and kill me. I have a feeling from the shit he's buying (yes, I went and looked at his profile) that he's freaky deaky...but I somehow want to say that he should be ashamed of himself for attempting to use his alleged disability and brother's illness, real or not, to try and get charity from others. There are plenty of other people with disabilities out there who don't go around asking for discounted lunchboxes.

Jesus, sb. The simple fact that you are having this conversation over a fucking lunchbox for your weird ass boyfriend should make you step back and take a look at your relationship.

But, since you will come to the conclusion that just because your boyfriend and this psycho have the same tastes in hobbies (and probably women) doesn't mean your boyfriend is a loser, I'll help you out.

Just write the guy back and tell him that you're giving it to your boyfriend who is on his deathbed as well from cutaneous t-cell lymphoma. Tell him you had to borrow the money to buy it from your mother who has lung cancer and be done with it.

TM

Tyrone Slothrop · 05-10-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Actually, if you must know, it was a flipper lunchbox.

[Tasteless joke about the brother's actual malady.]

Tyrone Slothrop · 05-10-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Jesus, Ty, what, are you aspiring to be a wanker?

Do I have much farther to go?

leagleaze · 05-10-2004, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Do I have much farther to go?

You need to wait about 24-48 hours (or more) before you respond to posts.

Flinty_McFlint · 05-10-2004, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
[Tasteless joke about the brother's actual malady.]

Congratulations Ty! You have acheived the rank of Level 4, Wanker! Next up, Level 5, Ballbuster.

pony_trekker · 05-10-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
One of my best friends is on the verge of breaking up with his GF b/c she wants it TOO much. He said 3x+ a day. Too much for him apparently. He has turned down road head from her she offers it so often. I know this guy very well and he wasn't bragging when he told me this. He said he was worn out and didn't know how much more he could take.

Edited to add: No, it's not me. Settle down ladies.

Easy solution: marry her.

Shape Shifter · 05-10-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Very cool. Let me know if you find a Bad Brains lunchbox.

I had an afterparty for the guys from Flipper when they played a club in my hometown about 10 years ago. I left the party in my roommates capable hands at about 7 a.m. after I walked into the bathroom and saw 2 of the Flipper gents in the shower with a pink little girl whose age I estimated to be around 17. I'm sure a good time was had by all.

sunnybunny · 05-10-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Jesus, sb. The simple fact that you are having this conversation over a fucking lunchbox for your weird ass boyfriend should make you step back and take a look at your relationship.

But, since you will come to the conclusion that just because your boyfriend and this psycho have the same tastes in hobbies (and probably women) doesn't mean your boyfriend is a loser, I'll help you out.

Just write the guy back and tell him that you're giving it to your boyfriend who is on his deathbed as well from cutaneous t-cell lymphoma. Tell him you had to borrow the money to buy it from your mother who has lung cancer and be done with it.

TM

Well TM, that's exactly what I want to say, but I'm scared that there's a marginal chance it's true, and then I'll feel like an ASS, even though he's still a jerk for trying to use his disability for charity.

Apparently there are enough people with this hobby to generate interest in a lunchbox exhibit which is presently showing at the Smithsonian in D.C. A recent article in teh Washington post mentioned some crazy lunchbox collector who spent something like 17k on a lunchbox.

sunnybunny · 05-10-2004, 05:09 PM

For those of you who didn't know that Alabama has beaches, I was there this past weekend. I spotted on the beach some dude in boardshorts with Britney Spears all over them. I asked him where he got them (figuring it might make a nice gift for Cheffie from his wife, and with their length and Cheffie's height, he could probably wear them as pants) and was informed that he got them in Vero Beach, but they were Billabong. I went to the Billabong website, but I didn't see the short. Has anyone else seen the Britney Spears boardshorts?

ltl/fb · 05-10-2004, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I had an afterparty for the guys from Flipper when they played a club in my hometown about 10 years ago. I left the party in my roommates capable hands at about 7 a.m. after I walked into the bathroom and saw 2 of the Flipper gents in the shower with a pink little girl whose age I estimated to be around 17. I'm sure a good time was had by all.

Was your roommate a 17-yr-old girl, or did you all just pick one up on the way home?