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Old 08-26-2005, 04:49 PM   #2986
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Only the pea-headed look good bald.
This is so true. Thank God my thick, wavy, Robert Plant-style locks so perfectly complement the large head needed to hold my uncommonly huge and powerful brain.
 
Old 08-26-2005, 04:50 PM   #2987
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Thank God my thick, wavy, Robert Plant-style locks so perfectly complement the large head needed to hold my uncommonly huge and powerful [ ______ ].
How many guys would have filled in the blank with what Weedy did? He is uncommonly uncommon.
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large head needed to hold my uncommonly huge and powerful brain.
You forgot to mention all the space the water takes too.
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Old 08-26-2005, 04:52 PM   #2989
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You forgot to mention all the space the water takes too.
We're away to Dunfermline this weekend - I predict a 2-1 victory. Do you want the text updates again or just the PM match report?
 
Old 08-26-2005, 04:53 PM   #2990
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How many guys would have filled in the blank with what Weedy did? He is uncommonly uncommon.
Mind? Wit?
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How many guys would have filled in the blank with what Weedy did? He is uncommonly uncommon.
My next post was going to be about my Robert Plant-style pants.
 
Old 08-26-2005, 04:57 PM   #2992
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The diagram is fine. Your vagina is too low.
It may very well be, but that's not entirely relevant.
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Old 08-26-2005, 05:04 PM   #2993
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The Grand Canyon is on my list of things not to fuck with. (Monday Night Football, thin mints, and teaching Mark Twain in public schools also being on that list.) There's a lot of haunting I'm going to have to do after I die. Grrr. (spree: article)
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Old 08-26-2005, 05:08 PM   #2994
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It may very well be, but that's not entirely relevant.
Did you know that, when our ancestors started walking upright, their pelvises shrunk to support bipedal motion? That's why birthing is so much more difficult for humans than most other species. Flinty's wife can probably just pop them right out.
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Old 08-26-2005, 05:15 PM   #2995
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Flinty's wife can probably just pop them right out.
It's speciesist to assume that Flinty is married to another monkey.
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Old 08-26-2005, 05:28 PM   #2996
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Did you know that, when our ancestors started walking upright, their pelvises shrunk to support bipedal motion? That's why birthing is so much more difficult for humans than most other species. Flinty's wife can probably just pop them right out.
Ahem. "Our ancestors"? Speak for yourself, monkey back. I was intelligently designed.

(No offense to you or Flinty. I'd gladly pick nits off either of you.)
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The Grand Canyon is on my list of things not to fuck with. (Monday Night Football, thin mints, and teaching Mark Twain in public schools also being on that list.) There's a lot of haunting I'm going to have to do after I die. Grrr. (spree: article)
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"The project is still seeking an insurer, said architect David Jin"

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Old 08-26-2005, 05:29 PM   #2998
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It's speciesist to assume that Flinty is married to another monkey.
Otoh what else but a monkey would have him?
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Otoh what else but a monkey would have him?
You currently have a General Discussion Boardfecta going on.

Oops. I ruined it.
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You currently have a General Discussion Boardfecta going on.

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Yes, it is the elusive Quadfecta. The Paigow invented it.

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