Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I can't believe people were counting the days until they turned 18. Can we reset the timer to countdown to when they're cute again?

2. At least Kournikova stayed hot past the age of maturity.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I can't believe people were counting the days until they turned 18. Can we reset the timer to countdown to when they're cute again?

It's over for Mary-Kate. She's Courtney Love in 5 years with her drug and alcohol problems. And now that she's dropped out of NYU, she's got nothing but time.



From Socialitelife.com "A guest at Naomi Campbell's 35th-birthday party last month sent me some surreptitiously snapped pics of Mary-Kate Olsen enjoying herself with new boyfriend Stavros Niarchos 3rd.

Let's just say M-K looks like she may have had a teensy bit to drink.

One memorable shot shows the 6-foot-somethin' Stavros - who has masses of neck-length brown hair - leaning over to plant a kiss on his 5-foot-2 belle, who is swooning (I think that's the polite word for it) into his arms."

The photographer tells me: "At one point Mary-Kate was sitting next to Penelope Cruz on a bench, looking totally wasted. It was almost like she was on the verge of throwing up."


Courtney Love - I'm telling you.

[Hank Chinaski]

nfh- when you were college age- did you ever party so much that you almost threw up? now add in several million dollars and people taking your picture every 5 seconds since you were 5.

She might end up okay, and Ashley still looks good

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The photographer tells me: "At one point Mary-Kate was sitting next to Penelope Cruz on a bench, looking totally wasted. It was almost like she was on the verge of throwing up."

Uh, the number of times that I was in a near puking (and/or actual puking) situation when I was between the ages of 18 and 22 was higher than I'd like to remember. Can we cut the chick some "ah, to be young and foolish" slack at least until she hits 25?

SFW. (not safe for work, but the possibly-invented-by-ncs-for-purposes-of-these-boards "So Fucking What")


ETA: omg, I agree with Hank. see what you've done here, NFH?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
nfh- when you were college age- did you ever party so much that you almost threw up? now add in several million dollars and people taking your picture every 5 seconds since you were 5.

She might end up okay, and Ashley still looks good

I think they were still in diapers when they started that show.

And my, er, 16 to 22ish sort of ran along the same course as ncs.

Fucking law school.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's over for Mary-Kate. She's Courtney Love in 5 years with her drug and alcohol problems. And now that she's dropped out of NYU, she's got nothing but time.



From Socialitelife.com "A guest at Naomi Campbell's 35th-birthday party last month sent me some surreptitiously snapped pics of Mary-Kate Olsen enjoying herself with new boyfriend Stavros Niarchos 3rd.

Let's just say M-K looks like she may have had a teensy bit to drink.

One memorable shot shows the 6-foot-somethin' Stavros - who has masses of neck-length brown hair - leaning over to plant a kiss on his 5-foot-2 belle, who is swooning (I think that's the polite word for it) into his arms."

The photographer tells me: "At one point Mary-Kate was sitting next to Penelope Cruz on a bench, looking totally wasted. It was almost like she was on the verge of throwing up."


Courtney Love - I'm telling you.

I don't know what all of you are talking about, crazy chicks are always interesting in bed. And this crazy chick has millions.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
nfh- when you were college age- did you ever party so much that you almost threw up?

Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. I expanded to 6 nights a week in LS. On the seventh I slept in.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think they were still in diapers when they started that show.

And my, er, 16 to 22ish sort of ran along the same course as ncs.

Fucking law school.

And no one take the softball joke that Rt is still making bad decisions in her romantic life. That's hitting below the belt.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think they were still in diapers when they started that show.

Who wasn't?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. I expanded to 6 nights a week in LS. On the seventh I slept in.

These macho posts, like this one or the stripper posts on PB, they'd make you seem hetero. The problem is the great bulk of you posts are so faggy that no one believes these manly ones.

[cheeky monkey]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
And no one take the softball joke that Rt is still making bad decisions in her romantic life. That's hitting below the belt.

That's cold dude, chill.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

ETA: omg, I agree with Hank. see what you've done here, NFH?

See what you've become.
I was hammered every weekend in college. I puked so much that I even had a cute little nickname (my body hates hard alcohol). That said, I never got that drunk around celebrities, not that there were any, or around anyone with a camera. Yes, cameras are more prevalent these days, but if I had been invited to Naomi Campbell's birthday party, I would not have gotten so hammered as to make a spectacle of myself. I'm just saying.
If you're going to go to a highly publicized event like that, jesus just show some restraint. Plus, I do not have the kind of money it takes to become a raging coke-head.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
See what you've become.
I was hammered every weekend in college. I puked so much that I even had a cute little nickname (my body hates hard alcohol). That said, I never got that drunk around celebrities, not that there were any, or around anyone with a camera. Yes, cameras are more prevalent these days, but if I had been invited to Naomi Campbell's birthday party, I would not have gotten so hammered as to make a spectacle of myself. I'm just saying.
If you're going to go to a highly publicized event like that, jesus just show some restraint.

I concede. This was a well-thought out and cleverly arguing dismantling of my (and ncs') postion. Bravo.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
See what you've become.
I was hammered every weekend in college. I puked so much that I even had a cute little nickname (my body hates hard alcohol). That said, I never got that drunk around celebrities, not that there were any, or around anyone with a camera. Yes, cameras are more prevalent these days, but if I had been invited to Naomi Campbell's birthday party, I would not have gotten so hammered as to make a spectacle of myself. I'm just saying.
If you're going to go to a highly publicized event like that, jesus just show some restraint.

Ok. So you are jealous that you don't have her life, so you are setting different standards for her than you have for yourself? I think that pretty much every event she attends is a highly publicized event. You are saying she can't be young and stupid because she is famous.

Mary Kate, I have your tiny, emaciated back on this one.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I concede. This was a well-thought out and cleverly arguing dismantling of my (and ncs') postion. Bravo.

You are cheapening my numerous PB argument wins with this shit. She might even think you mean it, you know?