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10-10-2005, 02:42 PM
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#3271
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
For what? Board breaking?
You bastard. Fix it! I can't think of anything interesting. I'm in more of a defense mode today...
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For you:
Lima
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-10-2005, 02:46 PM
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#3272
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 29
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Something to talk about
As the board is dead:
I was at my wife's house (the former family home) this weekend to see my kids and pick up some mail.
In the middle of the pile of my mail was a (open, not in the envelope) birthday card from Bill to my wife, complete with double-entendre.
I'm not really hurt by it, just amazed at what seems to me to be complete crassness.
Is my soon-to-be-ex-wife a giant bitch, or am I over-analyzing?
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10-10-2005, 02:55 PM
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#3273
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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Something to talk about
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Originally posted by cuckold
As the board is dead:
I was at my wife's house (the former family home) this weekend to see my kids and pick up some mail.
In the middle of the pile of my mail was a (open, not in the envelope) birthday card from Bill to my wife, complete with double-entendre.
I'm not really hurt by it, just amazed at what seems to me to be complete crassness.
Is my soon-to-be-ex-wife a giant bitch, or am I over-analyzing?
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I'd go with Bitch. |
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10-10-2005, 02:56 PM
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#3274
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Something to talk about
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Originally posted by cuckold
As the board is dead:
I was at my wife's house (the former family home) this weekend to see my kids and pick up some mail.
In the middle of the pile of my mail was a (open, not in the envelope) birthday card from Bill to my wife, complete with double-entendre.
I'm not really hurt by it, just amazed at what seems to me to be complete crassness.
Is my soon-to-be-ex-wife a giant bitch, or am I over-analyzing?
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Your soon-to-be-ex-wife is a giant bitch or Bill has been in your soon-to-be-ex-house recently causing trouble. |
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10-10-2005, 03:01 PM
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#3275
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Something to talk about
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Originally posted by cuckold
As the board is dead:
I was at my wife's house (the former family home) this weekend to see my kids and pick up some mail.
In the middle of the pile of my mail was a (open, not in the envelope) birthday card from Bill to my wife, complete with double-entendre.
I'm not really hurt by it, just amazed at what seems to me to be complete crassness.
Is my soon-to-be-ex-wife a giant bitch, or am I over-analyzing?
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Serves you right for snooping.
Kidding. Kidding. She's a bitch.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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10-10-2005, 03:17 PM
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#3276
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Something to talk about
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Originally posted by cuckold
As the board is dead:
I was at my wife's house (the former family home) this weekend to see my kids and pick up some mail.
In the middle of the pile of my mail was a (open, not in the envelope) birthday card from Bill to my wife, complete with double-entendre.
I'm not really hurt by it, just amazed at what seems to me to be complete crassness.
Is my soon-to-be-ex-wife a giant bitch, or am I over-analyzing?
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Refresh my recollection--why is she getting the house?
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-10-2005, 03:22 PM
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#3277
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Sorry. It was the Unsolicited Parable of the Day.
The modern-day analogue to it, as described to me, was the person who -- however grudgingly -- attends the party, but by bringing nothing to the party clearly chooses not to be in it.
Sadly, Coltrane, neither you nor I am God. We may or may not be the king, depending on whether we're hosting. I have no idea whether SB would be an unbelieving jew, but clearly coming to the party isn't, in itself, enough. You need to bring an occasional good story about fashion, entertainment, philosophy, alien invader escape plans, double anal -- hell, something -- or, you get bound and cast into the outer darkness and shit.
Whoa. I've wandered into Watchtower territory. Give me a minute and I'll come up with some Caligula-style dream sequence to try and atone for this.
Gattigap
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And me and the boys were drinking whisky and rye, singing this will be the day that I die.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-10-2005, 03:24 PM
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#3278
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Something to talk about
Quote:
Originally posted by cuckold
As the board is dead:
I was at my wife's house (the former family home) this weekend to see my kids and pick up some mail.
In the middle of the pile of my mail was a (open, not in the envelope) birthday card from Bill to my wife, complete with double-entendre.
I'm not really hurt by it, just amazed at what seems to me to be complete crassness.
Is my soon-to-be-ex-wife a giant bitch, or am I over-analyzing?
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Nevermind. I misread your post. We are in agreement. Your ex is a huge bitch.
TM |
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10-10-2005, 03:31 PM
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#3279
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Something to talk about
Quote:
Originally posted by cuckold
As the board is dead:
I was at my wife's house (the former family home) this weekend to see my kids and pick up some mail.
In the middle of the pile of my mail was a (open, not in the envelope) birthday card from Bill to my wife, complete with double-entendre.
I'm not really hurt by it, just amazed at what seems to me to be complete crassness.
Is my soon-to-be-ex-wife a giant bitch, or am I over-analyzing?
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Complete bitch. And do not make the mistake of believing for a minute that the card was placed there accidentally.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-10-2005, 03:37 PM
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#3280
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Something to talk about
Quote:
Originally posted by cuckold
As the board is dead:
I was at my wife's house (the former family home) this weekend to see my kids and pick up some mail.
In the middle of the pile of my mail was a (open, not in the envelope) birthday card from Bill to my wife, complete with double-entendre.
I'm not really hurt by it, just amazed at what seems to me to be complete crassness.
Is my soon-to-be-ex-wife a giant bitch, or am I over-analyzing?
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The only way you can get back at her is to fuck her sister...or her mom.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-10-2005, 03:45 PM
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#3281
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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For Less
At PinnacleSports.com, they’re saying that the odds are in favor of Cruise and Holmes getting married before the child is born — with 4/9 odds in favor of, versus 2/1 odds that the couple will have their baby out of wedlock.
They’re also betting that Cruise’s first biological child (ha, as if) will be a boy, with 10/13 odds, while the betting on the couple having a baby girl stands at 11/10.
They are even betting on the baby’s name, with standards such as Michael, Matthew and Ethan being the favorites for boys (30/1); girls’ favored names are Emily, Emma and Madison (35/1). The chances of a baby girl getting named Nicole or Penelope are long shots at 150/1, the same odds given the possibility that she’ll be named Brooke.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-10-2005, 03:50 PM
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#3282
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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For Less
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
At PinnacleSports.com, they’re saying that the odds are in favor of Cruise and Holmes getting married before the child is born — with 4/9 odds in favor of, versus 2/1 odds that the couple will have their baby out of wedlock.
They’re also betting that Cruise’s first biological child (ha, as if) will be a boy, with 10/13 odds, while the betting on the couple having a baby girl stands at 11/10.
They are even betting on the baby’s name, with standards such as Michael, Matthew and Ethan being the favorites for boys (30/1); girls’ favored names are Emily, Emma and Madison (35/1). The chances of a baby girl getting named Nicole or Penelope are long shots at 150/1, the same odds given the possibility that she’ll be named Brooke.
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The people who bet on things like "what will Tom name the kid," -are they stone cold addicts? There are so many other things that are more fun to bet. Is it just these guys covered all the bases on sports or reality tv and just need to put one more bet down?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-10-2005, 03:52 PM
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#3283
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 29
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Something to talk about
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The only way you can get back at her is to fuck her sister
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Interesting thought. Very interesting thought.
ewww. My wife's a fully grown adult woman who is a MILF in her own right (well, not so much M ILF anymore, but anyway, objectively). Her mom is like 60.
Well, I guess I've got to do what I've got to do. |
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10-10-2005, 03:54 PM
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#3284
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Something to talk about
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Originally posted by cuckold
Interesting thought. Very interesting thought.
ewww. My wife's a fully grown adult woman who is a MILF in her own right (well, not so much MILF anymore, but anyway, objectively). Her mom is like 60.
Well, I guess I've got to do what I've got to do.
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Revenge involves sacrifice. Your disgust would be outweighed by your ex-wife's pain.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-10-2005, 03:55 PM
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#3285
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Something to talk about
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Revenge involves sacrifice. Your disgust would be outweighed by your ex-wife's pain.
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I really think we need to start a "revenge consulting" side business.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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