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taxwonk · 08-31-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think all penises are unique. That is, I don't think you can say that circumsized penises look this way and uncircumsized penises look that way. In my experience anyway.

So they're kinda like snowflakes?

taxwonk · 08-31-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
For the record, we were never Interent bf/gf. In fact, Sebby was my first. What happened with the preggo? Unrequited fetishism?

I never claimed we were. For the record.

baltassoc · 08-31-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
So they're kinda like snowflakes?

Yes, then at some point they melt into an indistinguishable puddle.

What's that like?

taxwonk · 08-31-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How is it that you can tell?

The uncut ones have a foreskin, which kinf of looks like a cowlneck or tutrleneck, depending on the fleshiness of it. Picture something kind of equivalent to the hood covering the female clitoris, only on the head of a penis.

Jesus, woman, there have to be pictures of this on the web. Have you no Google-fu?

sunnybunny · 08-31-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How could you misunderstand the question? And how could you say "I don't think you can say that circumsized penises look this way and uncircumsized penises look that way" and then claim that you never said that they weren't differentiable by appearance? How, bnb, how?

I just realized I've never seen an uncircumsized penis. Is this one of the questions on the purity test?

ltl/fb · 08-31-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Chronicle is reporting that they're moving the refugees from the Superdome to the Astrodome. HISD is waiving immunzation record requirements to let kids in our schools, Astroworld and many of the museums and symphony are letting people with drivers' licences from the affected states in for free. There's a firestation in Katy that took in a family of 88.

Based on NPR and the stuff I've seen on CNN etc., the Superdome sounds like it was becoming a nightmare because of food and water shortages. How miserable. It sucks that usually after a hurricane the sky clears up completely and the sun just BEATS down -- and there's no electricity and the water systems are fucked up.

bold_n_brazen · 08-31-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
So they're kinda like snowflakes?

Exactly.

God, it's sad when only Wonk understands me.

taxwonk · 08-31-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
I think IMDB works at least in part like the whole "Who's Who" book / Martindale scheme - everybody gets a basic listing, but if you want it to say something useful/informative, you've got to pay.

I think the other half of their business model is selling subscriptions to the advance information.

With the Who's Who books, the whole business model is selling the books. For some reason, which was never explained to me, I wound up in Who's Who in American Law this year. They gave me the full bio, and didn't charge me a dime. They did, however, pepper me for weeks with offers to purchase the book and the "Special Pre-Publication Biographee's Rate" and also the chance to buy a lovely wooden placque celebrating my entry.

Unfortunately, I've never really had much use for the book and I don't have an ego wall for the plaque to go on.

robustpuppy · 08-31-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Based on NPR and the stuff I've seen on CNN etc., the Superdome sounds like it was becoming a nightmare because of food and water shortages. How miserable. It sucks that usually after a hurricane the sky clears up completely and the sun just BEATS down -- and there's no electricity and the water systems are fucked up.

At first I thought you were responding to wonk's cowlneck post and it struck me that Superdome was a very funny name for the foreskin.

taxwonk · 08-31-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So I could get a bio? Create a fake movie that I starred in?

Why create one? Just enter the credits for the absurdist movie in your head.

ltl/fb · 08-31-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
only Wonk understands me.

This explains a lot.

bold_n_brazen · 08-31-2005, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This explains a lot.

You know you love me. Admit it.

taxwonk · 08-31-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Yes, then at some point they melt into an indistinguishable puddle.

What's that like?

The puddle looks like a clown. It happens on your 40th birthday, while you sleep. It leaves a permanent stain on your mattress. The stain, which once again, looks like a clown, glows in the dark and is bright enough to show through sheets and blankets.

There is also a little known law that prohibits men between the ages of 40 and 65 from purchasing a new mattress. Enjoy your 25 years with the glow-in-the-dark clown.

taxwonk · 08-31-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Exactly.

God, it's sad when only Wonk understands me.

I bet you're really sad you dumped me now.

Hank Chinaski · 08-31-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
With the Who's Who books, the whole business model is selling the books. For some reason, which was never explained to me, I wound up in Who's Who in American Law this year. They gave me the full bio, and didn't charge me a dime. They did, however, pepper me for weeks with offers to purchase the book and the "Special Pre-Publication Biographee's Rate" and also the chance to buy a lovely wooden placque celebrating my entry.

Unfortunately, I've never really had much use for the book and I don't have an ego wall for the plaque to go on.

Thurgreed and I sent your bio in as a joke. they included it? i thought our cruelty would be unrecognized and innocent. Now I feel bad, I think.