Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Sorry Wonk, emulating Tucker Carlson is so . . . um, I'm actually not sure when the whole emulating Tucker Carlson thing went the way of the iceberg lettuce revival.

See, that's why it's nice not to look you're doing it. Now, be a good boy and get me my salad. I'll have the iceberg lettuce wedge with sliced beefsteak tomatoes and green goddess dressing. Lots of green goddess dressing.

It must be a year since I have posted, but I never miss a good splooge conversation.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Sorry Wonk, emulating Tucker Carlson is so . . .

Head-knocking? I hear strangulation is in right now.

Strangulation The New Blow To The Head, Says Hired Killer Magazine
NEW YORK—Strangulation has replaced a violent blow to the skull as the hot new way to eliminate a target, according to the May issue of Hired Killer magazine. "Striking the occipital was fine in the easygoing '90s—an audible thump and a sloppily collapsing body fit the casual feel of the times," read the article by Jonathan Grecco. "But the elegant silence of a strangle kill, and the skill that its proper execution demands, are too-too today, especially when a monofilament line is used to modernize this classic." The May issue also features 10 Ways First-Time Trigger-Men Screw Up A Body Disposal.

http://theonion.com/

[Replaced_Texan]

So I'm in my local record store yesterday picking up a few CDs, and I see a poster at the check out stand. Loretta Lynn, on sale April 27. The guy checking me out says that he's heard parts of the album, and he really liked it. As an added enticement, he tells me that Jack White produced it.

It is really good.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by bilmore
Keep them off the couch. It can create issues.

And if they are from the Midwest, consider cancelling. Remember what Paigow has told us about Midwestern Poles.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
speaking of couches, what's the difference between a couch and a sofa?

Your ethnic and socio-economic background. If there are inter-generational movements, you can use either term but you'll never be quite sure which one is right.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
These kind of studies can't be done solo. A guy won't TCB 5 times in a row unless he's forced to. Or unless GWNC and ABBA are on the same couch and we're sitting on the stool watching.

We're gonna need some help.

There are handy semen collection receptacles known as "condoms."

[bilmore]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If there are inter-generational movements . . .

I doubt either one of us is gonna get lucky with her, so no sense talking about it.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by infinitytrack
It must be a year since I have posted, but I never miss a good splooge conversation.

Welcome back, 8-Track.

[Not Bob]

Not that anyone cares, but although TM has given up on Halle, I am still pro-Ashley.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
I doubt either one of us is gonna get lucky with her, so no sense talking about it.

I don'tknow about that. She's never rescinded her offer of handjobs to all comers.



Okay, the pun was intended.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by infinitytrack
It must be a year since I have posted, but I never miss a good splooge conversation.

You can thank Less.

You gonna keep lurking or are you out of retirement?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So I'm in my local record store yesterday picking up a few CDs, and I see a poster at the check out stand. Loretta Lynn, on sale April 27. The guy checking me out says that he's heard parts of the album, and he really liked it. As an added enticement, he tells me that Jack White produced it.

It is really good.

I have read good things about this also. I'll have to check it out.

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You can thank Less.

You gonna keep lurking or are you out of retirement?

Oh, I may pop in from time to time. But mostly when there is discussion of jizz. (Which should be fairly frequent, then).

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by infinitytrack
It must be a year since I have posted, but I never miss a good splooge conversation.

It took a thread about splooge to bring 8-track out of the woodwork...