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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Remember how hard it was to talk your old lady into taking it in the ass?

No. Do tell.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Remember how hard it was to talk your old lady into taking it in the ass?

Sebby is among our most nostalgic posters, but I'd never have expected him to reminisce publicly about that 3-way with the Chinaskis.





ETA Beat to a joke by Hank. I should just end it now.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Remember how hard it was to talk your old lady into taking it in the ass? Now, imagine your wife was a 35 year Gary Colemanish man who'd been made fun of for his childlike appearance his entire life.

'What I have to offer you is one last spectacular humiliation, one from which you will most certainly never recover. Before you answer, 'Have you ever seen $50,000.00 in a suitcase?'"

Stay away from my old lady.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sebby would give him a pass because he was heading into decrepitude.

When they tell my old ass, 'Its terminal,' I plan to down a bottle of something and drive a car off a cliff. Or maybe just walk into the ocean. I ain't dying of cancer.

Who am I kidding? I'll probably get hit by a bus not paying attention to traffic. I realized after about 20 minutes on the Schuylkill Expressway this morning that I wasn't wearing a seatbelt, was talking on the cell and drinking a soy shake, steering with my knee, elbows and hand, intermittently.

I like soy shakes.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The use of "loan" as a verb usually tweaks me, but Ironweed is sexy, so I let it go.

Yeah cheers, as Keith Talent used to say, but harrrrumph all the same.

"Usage Note: The verb loan is well established in American usage and cannot be considered incorrect. The frequent objections to the form by American grammarians may have originated from a provincial deference to British critics, who long ago labeled the usage a typical Americanism. Loan is, however, used to describe only physical transactions, as of money or goods; for figurative transactions, lend is correct: Distance lends enchantment. The allusions lend the work a classical tone."

ETA: STP and when will I learn to keep my mouth shut?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
When they tell my old ass, 'Its terminal,' I plan to down a bottle of something and drive a car off a cliff. Or maybe just walk into the ocean. I ain't dying of cancer.

Who am I kidding? I'll probably get hit by a bus not paying attention to traffic. I realized after about 20 minutes on the Schuylkill Expressway this morning that I wasn't wearing a seatbelt, was talking on the cell and drinking a soy shake, steering with my knee, elbows and hand, intermittently.

I like soy shakes.

Keep drinking those things, you'll live to 100.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
When they tell my old ass, 'Its terminal,' I plan to down a bottle of something and drive a car off a cliff. Or maybe just walk into the ocean. I ain't dying of cancer.

Who am I kidding? I'll probably get hit by a bus not paying attention to traffic. I realized after about 20 minutes on the Schuylkill Expressway this morning that I wasn't wearing a seatbelt, was talking on the cell and drinking a soy shake, steering with my knee, elbows and hand, intermittently.

I like soy shakes.

It's good that you will be taking out a bunch of other people with you. Always thinking of others, you are.

I want a lethal injection.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Who am I kidding? I'll probably get hit by a bus not paying attention to traffic. I realized after about 20 minutes on the Schuylkill Expressway this morning that I wasn't wearing a seatbelt, was talking on the cell and drinking a soy shake, steering with my knee, elbows and hand, intermittently.

I like soy shakes.

Sebby's my soulmate. Except for the soy shake part. It will be a diet coke and my ipod that takes me out.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ironweed
Yeah cheers, as Keith Talent used to say, but harrrrumph all the same.

"Usage Note: The verb loan is well established in American usage and cannot be considered incorrect. The frequent objections to the form by American grammarians may have originated from a provincial deference to British critics, who long ago labeled the usage a typical Americanism. Loan is, however, used to describe only physical transactions, as of money or goods; for figurative transactions, lend is correct: Distance lends enchantment. The allusions lend the work a classical tone."

You had me at harrrrumph.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan It will be a diet coke and my ipod that takes me out.

Et tu, RT? Et tu?

tm

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You had me at harrrrumph.

Off my corner, bitch.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Sebby's my soulmate. Except for the soy shake part. It will be a diet coke and my ipod that takes me and a bunch of innocent victims out.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's good that you will be taking out a bunch of other people with you. Always thinking of others, you are.

I want a lethal injection.

What are you, Yoda now?

And if you want a lethal injection, just move to Oregon. I mean, you know, when the time comes.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Off my corner, bitch.

As to that issue you were pondering this morning -- I see you've decided which way to go.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb


I want a lethal injection.

Mommy. Are we almost there yet? How much longer?