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robustpuppy · 10-13-2005, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How are they?

Grrr-reat!

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-13-2005, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Apparently, she has to give her own blow jobs, too. I usually assign that task to the blow-job-people at my firm.

I have a super-fancy blackberry though. And I just found out that in Italian, blackberry is pronounced "blackberry".

sunnybunny · 10-13-2005, 05:54 PM

So, the associate who sits next to me mentions to the partner who walks into my office that I'm getting dragged to tapdancing tonight to which the partner replies "Bunny, I thought when you got rid of the other one you said you were upgrading?"

Even the partners know I'm a loser.

robustpuppy · 10-13-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Photographs are often good conversation starters.

If you come to my house and make my laptop normal again, I will let you see the picture. I might even go all girls gone wild on you and let you see the current configuration.

taxwonk · 10-13-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am saddened that no one wants to talk about my breasts except me.

On a brighter note, my laptop is now working. I reinstalled XP. Unfortunately, I don't know what to do next, as none of my customized settings remain. But I will tackle that another day. This one has been bad enough. The good news is that I don't have any annoying songs running an endless loop through my head.

You could email me some of those naked pictures you were talking about. Or post them to the Adult board. I bet then you'd have people talking about your breasts.

taxwonk · 10-13-2005, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have a super-fancy blackberry though. And I just found out that in Italian, blackberry is pronounced "blackberry".

Who did you have to blow for the translation?

robustpuppy · 10-13-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, the associate who sits next to me mentions to the partner who walks into my office that I'm getting dragged to tapdancing tonight to which the partner replies "Bunny, I thought when you got rid of the other one you said you were upgrading?"

Even the partners know I'm a loser.

Maybe you shouldn't confide in that associate.

baltassoc · 10-13-2005, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am saddened that no one wants to talk about my breasts except me.

Good to hear the laptop is better.

Now, about your breasts...

Would you say they're different now, or just bigger?

Sparklehorse · 10-13-2005, 05:59 PM

In an article about a massage parlor being busted in Harvard Square, there is a reference to a "Russian Ending." Anyone know what that means? There's no definition at Urban Dictionary. "Pop the cork" seems easier to infer.

A Harvard Square business has been offering nude massage, "domination," and other illegal sexual services to its customers, say police.
Duncan Purdy, longtime owner of About Hair on Arrow Street, which is also an art gallery and antiques store, has been charged with maintaining a house of prostitution after masseuses allegedly proposed sexual favors to two undercover officers.
But Purdy, 52, of Revere, said the cops "misinterpreted" his services.
"I have been a well-respected business person in Harvard Square for 20 years," he said. "Unfortunately, this is a misunderstanding, and I hope we're able to work this out."
In both cases, detectives describe being led to a back room, lit by a "lone red bulb," where a female eventually began to massage their genital areas and propose sexual favors for additional fees.
Det. James Hyde of the Somerville Police assisted in the operation and said that upon arrival at About Hair, Purdy gave him a menu of services that contained "side orders," such as a full-nude, "Russian Ending" and "Pop the Cork," according to a police report.

Full story here.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-13-2005, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Grrr-reat!

Reference to a tiger is an interesting choice. Prescient, really.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-13-2005, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
In an article about a massage parlor being busted in Harvard Square, there is a reference to a "Russian Ending." Anyone know what that means? There's no definition at Urban Dictionary. "Pop the cork" seems easier to infer.

A Harvard Square business has been offering nude massage, "domination," and other illegal sexual services to its customers, say police.
Duncan Purdy, longtime owner of About Hair on Arrow Street, which is also an art gallery and antiques store, has been charged with maintaining a house of prostitution after masseuses allegedly proposed sexual favors to two undercover officers.
But Purdy, 52, of Revere, said the cops "misinterpreted" his services.
"I have been a well-respected business person in Harvard Square for 20 years," he said. "Unfortunately, this is a misunderstanding, and I hope we're able to work this out."
In both cases, detectives describe being led to a back room, lit by a "lone red bulb," where a female eventually began to massage their genital areas and propose sexual favors for additional fees.
Det. James Hyde of the Somerville Police assisted in the operation and said that upon arrival at About Hair, Purdy gave him a menu of services that contained "side orders," such as a full-nude, "Russian Ending" and "Pop the Cork," according to a police report.

Full story here.

"Russian" is English for "happy".

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-13-2005, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
In an article about a massage parlor being busted in Harvard Square, there is a reference to a "Russian Ending."

White russian?

BTW, I assume by "misunderstanding" means that he didn't understand the cops to be requesting free samples, when in fact they were. I'm also glad to see the ever-competent Cambridge police reaching out to create a multi-jurisdictional vice task force. Bravo.

Hank, does this bring back fond memories of sophomore year in Wigglesworth?

Not Bob · 10-13-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
A Harvard Square business has been offering nude massage, "domination," and other illegal sexual services to its customers, say police.

"Domination" (love the quotes) is illegal?

Those poor art students. The Man is so unfair.

robustpuppy · 10-13-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Good to hear the laptop is better.

Now, about your breasts...

Would you say they're different now, or just bigger?

Mostly just bigger. They looked great then, they look great now, but I am a born worrier, and I fear for the future.

Hank Chinaski · 10-13-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you come to my house and make my laptop normal again, I will let you see the picture. I might even go all girls gone wild on you and let you see the current configuration.

Usually I'm too geeky to get the girl. This time I'm not geeky enough

Could I hire someone to fix it, then see?