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10-13-2005, 06:05 PM
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#3781
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
In an article about a massage parlor being busted in Harvard Square, there is a reference to a "Russian Ending." Anyone know what that means? There's no definition at Urban Dictionary. "Pop the cork" seems easier to infer.
A Harvard Square business has been offering nude massage, "domination," and other illegal sexual services to its customers, say police.
Duncan Purdy, longtime owner of About Hair on Arrow Street, which is also an art gallery and antiques store, has been charged with maintaining a house of prostitution after masseuses allegedly proposed sexual favors to two undercover officers.
But Purdy, 52, of Revere, said the cops "misinterpreted" his services.
"I have been a well-respected business person in Harvard Square for 20 years," he said. "Unfortunately, this is a misunderstanding, and I hope we're able to work this out."
In both cases, detectives describe being led to a back room, lit by a "lone red bulb," where a female eventually began to massage their genital areas and propose sexual favors for additional fees.
Det. James Hyde of the Somerville Police assisted in the operation and said that upon arrival at About Hair, Purdy gave him a menu of services that contained "side orders," such as a full-nude, "Russian Ending" and "Pop the Cork," according to a police report.
Full story here.
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I don't know about Pop the Cork, but I learned just yesterday that a Russian Ending is a tit-fucking to completion. Apparently an Italian Ending is the same thing but between the buttocks. Which is I guess sort of like a naked ass dry-humping.
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10-13-2005, 06:08 PM
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#3782
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I don't know about Pop the Cork, but I learned just yesterday that a Russian Ending is a tit-fucking to completion. Apparently an Italian Ending is the same thing but between the buttocks. Which is I guess sort of like a naked ass dry-humping.
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10-13-2005, 06:09 PM
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#3783
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I don't know about Pop the Cork, but I learned just yesterday that a Russian Ending is a tit-fucking to completion. Apparently an Italian Ending is the same thing but between the buttocks. Which is I guess sort of like a naked ass dry-humping.
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Ah, cutting edge slang. Thanks.
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10-13-2005, 06:12 PM
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#3784
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Update
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am saddened that no one wants to talk about my breasts except me.
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I mentioned floppies. Doesn't that count? |
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10-13-2005, 06:13 PM
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#3785
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Update
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Mostly just bigger. They looked great then, they look great now, but I am a born worrier, and I fear for the future.
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Perkier? More tear-droppy?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-13-2005, 06:22 PM
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#3786
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Update
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Originally posted by bilmore
I mentioned floppies. Doesn't that count?
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No. You. Di'nt. |
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10-13-2005, 06:24 PM
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#3787
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
White russian?
BTW, I assume by "misunderstanding" means that he didn't understand the cops to be requesting free samples, when in fact they were. I'm also glad to see the ever-competent Cambridge police reaching out to create a multi-jurisdictional vice task force. Bravo.
Hank, does this bring back fond memories of sophomore year in Wigglesworth?
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Stuck in the Yard as a sophomore? Bummer.
Well at least the massage parlor made it this long without getting busted... |
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10-13-2005, 06:33 PM
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#3788
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Stuck in the Yard as a sophomore? Bummer.
Well at least the massage parlor made it this long without getting busted...
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Maybe you didn't read Shape Shifter's college days posts, but believe me sophomore year was no bummer. Of course, there wasn't a menu- you had to take whatever he offered for the daily special.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 10-13-2005 at 06:36 PM..
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10-13-2005, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
In an article about a massage parlor being busted in Harvard Square, there is a reference to a "Russian Ending." Anyone know what that means?
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I think that is when the cops bust in during the otherwise Happy Ending.
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10-13-2005, 06:36 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe you didn't read Shape Shifter's college days posts, but believe it was no bummer. Of course, there wasn't a menu- you had to take whatever he had for the daily special.
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Leftover day must have been a downer. The story now makes me question the contents of the school lunch dish in elementary school that was called "Russian Fluff." |
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10-13-2005, 06:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Which is I guess sort of like a naked ass dry-humping.
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Next board motto.
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10-13-2005, 06:42 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I don't know about Pop the Cork, but I learned just yesterday that a Russian Ending is a tit-fucking to completion. Apparently an Italian Ending is the same thing but between the buttocks. Which is I guess sort of like a naked ass dry-humping.
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How, exactly, did this come up in conversation yesterday?
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10-13-2005, 06:43 PM
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#3793
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
How, exactly, did this come up in conversation yesterday?
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How are your breasts?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-13-2005, 06:48 PM
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#3794
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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don't you know you need some time all alone
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Somebody PLEASE get November Rain out of my head. I'm begging you. I'll do anything.
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You can be my Yoko Ono.
You can follow me wherever I go.
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10-13-2005, 06:49 PM
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#3795
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I don't know about Pop the Cork, but I learned just yesterday that a Russian Ending is a tit-fucking to completion.
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Damn. If I had known that's what she meant we could have avoided a whole lot of unpleasantness. Sorry, Olga.
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