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07-02-2004, 02:04 PM
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#3886
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Best.Game.This.Year
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
As Apu once said, the South shall come again.
Not Bob and Burger and I will be in the bar down the street. Anne Elk, too, but I think she's just staking out a seat for Sunday.
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Yup, I'm staking out my seat so I can cheer on the Greeks. Francona better wise up or pretty soon the Devil Rays will be in front of the Sox. Oh the humanity!
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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07-02-2004, 02:05 PM
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#3887
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Suck it
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would you please go back to describing in detail your sucking on Sidd's (two) testicles while gently scratching your own? It really adds a new dimension to my tweaking. Thanks.
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How about a 40 foot sausage?
This article, full of innuendos.
CAMPELLSPORT, Wis. — Residents of Campbellsport, Wis., are going for a world record this weekend. They hope to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records with a bratwurst nearly 40 feet long.
It will be delicately wrapped by a 40-foot bun made by another business. A supermarket is supplying the condiments.
BYO lubrication.
The current Guinness record for a sausage is just over 34 feet long.
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07-02-2004, 02:09 PM
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#3888
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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PLF is Psychic
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are so sexy.
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WHEREAS; several women of the FB (collectively, the "Betties" and each individually a "Betty") have recently noted the sexiness of a specific gentleman hereinafter referred to as "ironweed";
WHEREAS; the Betties are growing weary of the ongoing dicussion of sports promulgated by several gentlemen of the FB (collectively, the "Gentlemen", and each individually but questionably a "Gentleman");and
WHEREAS; the Betties want more of ironweed and his fluffernutter, cigarettes, alcohol and sexy world-weariness (Note to dtb: does this need a hypen or not? Please let me know before I head to Bowne for printing.);
BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED; that today, Friday, July 2, 2004, shall hereinafter be known as "ironweed is sexy Friday".
Now if you will all excuse me, I'd like to buy today's namesake a fluffernutter and a martini.
edited to remove glaring punctuation errors that would have gotten me into trouble if I were still a lawyer.
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Last edited by bold_n_brazen; 07-02-2004 at 02:20 PM..
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07-02-2004, 02:09 PM
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#3889
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't get it.
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I've blown a lot of someones...
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07-02-2004, 02:12 PM
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#3890
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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PLF is Psychic
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
WHEREAS; the Betties are growing weary of the ongoing dicussion of sports promulgated by several gentlemen of the FB (collectively, the "Gentlemen", and each individually but questionably a "Gentleman");
WHEREAS, several women of the FB (collectively, the "Betties" and each individually a "Betty") have recently noted the sexiness of a specific Gentleman hereinafter referred to as "ironweed"; and
WHEREAS, the Betties want more of ironweed and his fluffernutter, cigarettes, alcohol and sexy world-weariness (Note to dtb: does this need a hypen or not? Please let me know before I head to Bowne for printing.);
BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED that today, Friday, July 2, 2004, shall hereinafter be known as "ironweed is sexy Friday".
Now if you will all excuse me, I'd like to buy today's namesake a fluffernutter and a martini.
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I would like to strike the "cigarettes" part and note that I noted the sexiness a long, long time ago.
And also note that no, I'm not a stalker, and that his marriage makes him off limits and his kid and the cigarettes significantly decrease his attraction (but I overlook these because they aren't as evident on an internet chat board).
Where is that fabulous guy, anyway?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-02-2004, 02:13 PM
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#3891
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I've blown a lot of someones...
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Duh. I was referring to someone specific, like the photographer's assistant.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-02-2004, 02:14 PM
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#3892
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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More sports
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Hey!!! Why can't I come, too?
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I'm sorry, Wonk. You've been replaced on my crush list with ironweed. And besides, you don't get along so nicely with TM or Fringey.
Oh, and by the way, Sebby... I meant to invite you. But lay off the bourbon until after noon, okay?
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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07-02-2004, 02:15 PM
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#3893
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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PLF is Psychic
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
WHEREAS, several women of the FB (collectively, the "Betties" and each individually a "Betty") have recently noted the sexiness of a specific gentleman hereinafter referred to as "ironweed";
WHEREAS; the Betties are growing weary of the ongoing dicussion of sports promulgated by several gentlemen of the FB (collectively, the "Gentlemen", and each individually but questionably a "Gentleman");and
WHEREAS, the Betties want more of ironweed and his fluffernutter, cigarettes, alcohol and sexy world-weariness (Note to dtb: does this need a hypen or not? Please let me know before I head to Bowne for printing.);
BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED that today, Friday, July 2, 2004, shall hereinafter be known as "ironweed is sexy Friday".
Now if you will all excuse me, I'd like to buy today's namesake a fluffernutter and a martini.
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How about just sexy friday?
And this guy was hot in his day.
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 07-02-2004 at 02:20 PM..
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07-02-2004, 02:15 PM
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#3894
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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More sports
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm sorry, Wonk. You've been replaced on my crush list with ironweed. And besides, you don't get along so nicely with TM or Fringey.
Oh, and by the way, Sebby... I meant to invite you. But lay off the bourbon until after noon, okay?
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Um, sweetie, while I'm pretty sure there can never be too many penises, I may not be able to make it if you are going to be inviting such people.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-02-2004, 02:18 PM
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#3895
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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PLF is Psychic
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Now you're just being a dork to cover up the fact that you clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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No. It was a joke, jackass.
And don't jump in at the tail end of an argument to add your devalued two pesos. If you have something of substance to say, say it. Otherwise, go play with your spotted balls.
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07-02-2004, 02:22 PM
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#3896
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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More sports
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm sorry, Wonk. You've been replaced on my crush list with ironweed. And besides, you don't get along so nicely with TM or Fringey.
Oh, and by the way, Sebby... I meant to invite you. But lay off the bourbon until after noon, okay?
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why? it clashes with your morning bump? |
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07-02-2004, 02:23 PM
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#3897
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Best.Game.This.Year
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
As Apu once said, the South shall come again.
Not Bob and Burger and I will be in the bar down the street. Anne Elk, too, but I think she's just staking out a seat for Sunday.
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Is Anne bringing the licorice? |
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07-02-2004, 02:27 PM
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#3898
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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More sports
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
why? it clashes with your morning bump?
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God, that'd be nice right now. Just a car key's worth... get the weekend rolling. So fucking exhausted these days. Beginning to think the liver is really failing...
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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07-02-2004, 02:30 PM
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#3899
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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More sports
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, sweetie, while I'm pretty sure there can never be too many penises, I may not be able to make it if you are going to be inviting such people.
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Hey, don't knock the drunks. If it wasn't for us, the festive would never get any...
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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07-02-2004, 02:31 PM
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#3900
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Best.Game.This.Year
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Is Anne bringing the licorice?
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Sure. What flavor?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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