Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've never heard anyone say "He's a fat" or "That cat's a fat."

I've never heard anyone (outside of the movies, or really weird dumbasses) use the term "cat" to talk about a person.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is clearly not me. It is an imposter. The chin is not white.

Still waiting for that semen delivery, I see.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
My semen made her smarter.

you're so powerful it can go onto a paper image and actually transmute to her brain?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you're so powerful it can go onto a paper image and actually transmute to her brain?

God I hope not. Does this mean I've impregnated all of those girls in Cheri?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you're so powerful it can go onto a paper image and actually transmute to her brain?

Onto a screen, but close.

Indeed impressive, I agree.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
My in-laws are Jewish you asshole.

this is the quickest way to become an anti-semite

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you're so powerful it can go onto a paper image and actually transmute to her brain?

Damn straight.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Tail end is my specialty and there's nothing wrong with a few freckles here and there.

Nice. Although, you should have let that one go, because now you're going to be none as the spotted ball ass-licker.

Is there SWWT? Anyone?

TM

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I took it as a board affectation, derived from "a gay", that was bandied about on the old infirm. house.

I agree, although I always thought it was just from dropping the "rude" from the phrase "a rude fat."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nice. Although, you should have let that one go, because now you're going to be none as the spotted ball ass-licker.

Is there SWWT? Anyone?

TM

MR's new nickname: Leopard Nuts? Dalmation Dicksack?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
MR's new nickname: Leopard Nuts? Dalmation Dicksack?

Pinto*

*you'd have to have the original animal house script, but trust me on this one.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The smart thing to do in response to my post would have been NOT TO RESPOND.

Good thing Starbucks is across the street!

Would you guys just leave patentpara alone already? Damn. So she likes coffee and responding to everyone, often not making any sense. So what? We should all try to be as cheerful as she -- for the sake of the board. Please join me in making her and everyone else feel at home here.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Nonsmoker semen only, please.

ETA assuming it has to be taken orally.

I didn't know Shape Shifter was a smoker. I'll see if Coltrane can crank out a batch - he seems to have a lot of practice in this area.

And let's review the findings...

1. Easing depression and stress - A recent study of college students at the State University of New York in Albany suggests that semen acts as an antidepressant. At least that's what the guys say. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins.

3. Boosting cardio health - It’s possible that male goo can lower blood pressure. Another recent study found that women who gave their men oral sex, and swallowed, had a lower risk of preeclampsia.


Oral is what works. If you'd like to try another way, be my guest.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is clearly not me. It is an imposter. The chin is not white.

ETA how is it that calling me a fat never gets old for you?

I only embraced it for you after you kept the joke going your own self.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
and bnb.

No. She's just horny. She posted about the relative size of soccer players awhile ago.

TM