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06-02-2004, 10:42 AM
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#3961
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by dtb
Now, I rather enjoy reading the two of you bicker, and don't have a dog in this fight (I love you both, man!!), but that was a good one, fringey.
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Just wait till you get to his really neat rebuttal of "you are a fat unfuckable spinster" -- leaves me in the dust, I tell you. I was in awe. |
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06-02-2004, 10:53 AM
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#3962
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're avatar needs to lay off the Starbucks. Or coke.
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I feel so left out of this avatar-creation groundswell. My firm's firewall won't let me access the site. WTF?!? |
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06-02-2004, 10:54 AM
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#3963
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why can't we just say sex? Marital relations sounds like something that would require me to lie back and think of England.
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I think we should refer to it as "sexual congress". Really sap all the titillation right out of it. |
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06-02-2004, 11:01 AM
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#3964
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Just a little something for RT
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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
For those who like their Clive Owen in moody pictures directed by Mike Hodges, I give you I'll Sleep When I'm Dead.
Sadly, not yet in theatres.
So I guess I can't give it to RT yet.
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Awww, you shouldn't have. Or, I guess you really didn't.
Thanks for keeping an eye out for me. 
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-02-2004, 11:12 AM
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#3965
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Just a little something for RT
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Awww, you shouldn't have. Or, I guess you really didn't.
Thanks for keeping an eye out for me.
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We're all looking out for you.
http://www.houstonsymphony.org/press...105&contid=145
If you're still in town, I could use someone to translate the choruses for me.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-02-2004, 11:18 AM
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#3966
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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More evidence that most Americans have terrible senses of humour
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
B/c of Bilmore, we really didn't need confirmation, but nevertheless:
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...113187,00.html
(spree: the American version of the Office gets the worst ratings for a sitcom in NBC TV history. A TV insider said "Americans are used to sitcoms where good-looking people sit on a sofa and crack a joke every 15 seconds."
I blame SUVs and fat people.
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I can't speak for the American version, but the BBC version could not be funnier. Way to go out on a limb there, I know, I know. But I'm thinking that the casting of Mackenzie Crook as Gareth is the best casting job of all time. Who else could play the "weasel-faced arse" but this guy? 
So poll: Best examples of casting from TV/movies? What roles just had to be played by the person who ended up playing them? |
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06-02-2004, 11:37 AM
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#3967
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Just wait till you get to his really neat rebuttal of "you are a fat unfuckable spinster" -- leaves me in the dust, I tell you. I was in awe.
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What's your fucking problem?
Anyway, I'm done with responding to you. I'll just link to your "I want to be your tampon" post any time you accuse me of not being funny.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-02-2004, 11:37 AM
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#3968
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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More evidence that most Americans have terrible senses of humour
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So poll: Best examples of casting from TV/movies? What roles just had to be played by the person who ended up playing them?
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Jack Nicholson, as The Joker and also as Col. Nathan Jessup.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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06-02-2004, 11:45 AM
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#3969
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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More evidence that most Americans have terrible senses of humour
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So poll: Best examples of casting from TV/movies? What roles just had to be played by the person who ended up playing them?
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John Malkovich in "Being John Malkovich".
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-02-2004, 11:49 AM
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#3970
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
What's your fucking problem?
Anyway, I'm done with responding to you. I'll just link to your "I want to be your tampon" post any time you accuse me of not being funny.
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This is a crappy start at not responding, esp. as you already said you were not going to respond yesterday.
http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=7746 |
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06-02-2004, 11:56 AM
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#3971
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Please show me my post from yesterday where I said I wasn't going to respond to you anymore, you crazy fuck. And then click here for the height of funny:
http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...8747#post98747
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-02-2004, 11:57 AM
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#3972
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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More Tales of Holiday Madness
I mowed the lawn. It was hot. I should hire someone.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-02-2004, 11:58 AM
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#3973
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Post-Holiday Boredom
You realize that most of the fun I derive from this is that you are utterly unable to keep yourself from responding? |
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06-02-2004, 12:04 PM
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#3974
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You realize that most of the fun I derive from this is that you are utterly unable to keep yourself from responding?
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We are all getting a great lesson in what happens when both people take "rubber" in the "I am rubber; you are glue" game. |
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06-02-2004, 12:05 PM
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#3975
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
We are all getting a great lesson in what happens when both people take "rubber" in the "I am rubber; you are glue" game.
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Isn't it fun? Doesn't it make you want to procreate so you can have this going on at the dinner table? |
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