Fringey's taut-abbed painter

Originally posted by ironweed
Damn. Sloppy thirds on that one from no less than The Paigs? Just WTF is going on here?

Um, Whiff.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Um, Whiff.

Nuh-uh. I'm not buying it. Not this time.

Apparenlty its time for people to post something crazy they did sexually. I realize we are a bored of married old guys and the spinsters they love, but has someone gotten laid recently? I know I have but I aint sharing unless others do. Can we spice this place up? I will pony up if others do.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh thank god you are here. I need entertainment. Can you tell an interesting fraternity story? Something maybe with beer shits?

I'm trying, dear, but the pickins is slim. Robbie Williams? Thats the best thing about Britain anyone can muster? DeLovely? Fuuuuck. I dig Cole as much as the next guy (Shit, I think Cole wrote my wedding song), but Kevin Kline jumped the shark long before saying "jump the shark" was jumping the shark. Randy Johnson? Who the fuck cares about Steinbrenner's latest million dollar Frankenstein? Johnson's damn lucky he has that arm, because he's got the brain the size of a field mouse's. Why is his latest run-in with the press even newsworthy??? Its like the ongoing saga of Don Rumsfeld. "Will he be fired? Is he incompetent? What will George do? What WILL he do?" I DON"T CARE ABOUT DONALD RUMSFELD. Donald Rumsfeld is a decrepit geriatric politician who's lucky if he has two solid bowel movements a week. Why the fuck would I want to read about him?

And why the fuck should I know Robbie Williams? He doesn't suck because Americans are ignorant. Objectively, his music blows. He hasn't broken through like George Michael because he isn't as good as George Michael (I always liked that tune that went "because I don't belong to you, and you don't belong to me" where all the supermodels sing... what the fuck was that called?)

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm trying, dear, but the pickins is slim. Robbie Williams? Thats the best thing about Britain anyone can muster? DeLovely? Fuuuuck. I dig Cole as much as the next guy (Shit, I think Cole wrote my wedding song), but Kevin Kline jumped the shark long before saying "jump the shark" was jumping the shark. Randy Johnson? Who the fuck cares about Steinbrenner's latest million dollar Frankenstein? Johnson's damn lucky he has that arm, because he's got the brain the size of a field mouse's. Why is his latest run-in with the press even newsworthy??? Its like the ongoing saga of Don Rumsfeld. "Will he be fired? Is he incompetent? What will George do? What WILL he do?" I DON"T CARE ABOUT DONALD RUMSFELD. Donald Rumsfeld is a decrepit geriatric politician who's lucky if he has two solid bowel movements a week. Why the fuck would I want to read about him?

And why the fuck should I know Robbie Williams? He doesn't suck because Americans are ignorant. Objectively, his music blows. He hasn't broken through like George Michael because he isn't as good as George Michael (I always liked that tune that went "because I don't belong to you, and you don't belong to me" where all the supermodels sing... what the fuck was that called?)

Can we recruit some new single people please?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm trying, dear, but the pickins is slim. Robbie Williams? Thats the best thing about Britain anyone can muster? DeLovely? Fuuuuck. I dig Cole as much as the next guy (Shit, I think Cole wrote my wedding song), but Kevin Kline jumped the shark long before saying "jump the shark" was jumping the shark. Randy Johnson? Who the fuck cares about Steinbrenner's latest million dollar Frankenstein? Johnson's damn lucky he has that arm, because he's got the brain the size of a field mouse's. Why is his latest run-in with the press even newsworthy??? Its like the ongoing saga of Don Rumsfeld. "Will he be fired? Is he incompetent? What will George do? What WILL he do?" I DON"T CARE ABOUT DONALD RUMSFELD. Donald Rumsfeld is a decrepit geriatric politician who's lucky if he has two solid bowel movements a week. Why the fuck would I want to read about him?

And why the fuck should I know Robbie Williams? He doesn't suck because Americans are ignorant. Objectively, his music blows. He hasn't broken through like George Michael because he isn't as good as George Michael (I always liked that tune that went "because I don't belong to you, and you don't belong to me" where all the supermodels sing... what the fuck was that called?)

Can I sit next to you when you read the newspaper?

[NotFromHere]

Actual fashion news.

LOS ANGELES - Nicollette Sheridan of TV's "Desperate Housewives" is the worst of the worst when it comes to wardrobe, according to Mr. Blackwell's annual list of fashion winners and losers.

"In barely-there bombs, she's a taste-free pain. Let's crown her the Tacky Temptress of Wisteria Lane," he wrote in a statement released Tuesday.
He gave second spot on his list to teen star Lohan, calling her, "Over-hyped and under-dressed. What's happened to Lindsay? When it comes to fashion she's in a schizophrenic frenzy!"

The singing Simpson sisters tied for third, with Mr. Blackwell decrying, "From gaudy to grim to downright frenetic these two prove that bad taste is positively genetic!"

He called singer Courtney Love "a Medusa stuck in a meltdown mode" and named her fourth. Socialite Paris Hilton was fifth: "This is one Hilton that should be closed for renovation."

In sixth place was tennis champ Serena Williams, whom Mr. Blackwell said has moved "from the queen of tennis to fatal fashion menace." He was no less unkind to Britney Spears, saying she is "a "clothes encounter of the catastrophic kind."

He dismissed singer Paula Abdul, calling her "a paint by numbers fashion foul." As for Meryl Streep in ninth place, Mr. Blackwell said, "Forget 'Lemony Snicket,' Streep packs the fashion punch of Jiminy Cricket!"

The final victim on his list was former Playmate married to a millionaire Anna Nicole Smith, whom Mr. Blackwell said looked like "a rag doll trapped in a wind machine."


However, Blackwell gave kudos to "fabulous fashion independents" Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Barbara Walters, Kate Winslet, Annette Bening, Oprah Winfrey, Scarlett Johansson, Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Garner and Sheridan's on-screen nemesis Teri Hatcher.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
(I always liked that tune that went "because I don't belong to you, and you don't belong to me" where all the supermodels sing... what the fuck was that called?)

Freedom. Maybe Freedom '89.

I am old.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can we recruit some new single people please?

Can't we have some sort of FB orgy?

Aren't you married?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ironweed
Please. You've been pining for me for months. Don't even front. You think I didn't check my PMs while I was gone?

I can't believe they forwarded my pining PMs to you. How embarrassing.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Apparenlty its time for people to post something crazy they did sexually. I realize we are a bored of married old guys and the spinsters they love, but has someone gotten laid recently? I know I have but I aint sharing unless others do. Can we spice this place up? I will pony up if others do.

I had sex outside, in broad daylight. Nothing fancy. Standard missionary. But it was 7 am, and people were getting up.

I had no idea what planet I was on at the time and really couldn't have cared if we were caught. She was a really crazy chick, so I think the danger factor juiced her up pretty well.

I recommend it, and I don't just mean fucking in a parked car or screwing on the beach (an atrocious idea - sand is bad for the sex). I mean fucking outdoors in plain view. Where people you know might catch you.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had sex outside, in broad daylight. Nothing fancy. Standard missionary. But it was 7 am, and people were getting up.

I had no idea what planet I was on at the time and really couldn't have cared if we were caught. She was a really crazy chick, so I think the danger factor juiced her up pretty well.

I recommend it, and I don't just mean fucking in a parked car or screwing on the beach (an atrocious idea - sand is bad for the sex). I mean fucking outdoors in plain view. Where people you know might catch you.

when was this? Like, 10 years ago?

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Apparenlty its time for people to post something crazy they did sexually. I realize we are a bored of married old guys and the spinsters they love, but has someone gotten laid recently? I know I have but I aint sharing unless others do. Can we spice this place up? I will pony up if others do.

If this sparks another graphic Thurgreed "How To Blow Me" post I am going to kick your fucking ass.

[Replaced_Texan]

Hummer: The Fragrance

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Apparenlty its time for people to post something crazy they did sexually. I realize we are a bored of married old guys and the spinsters they love, but has someone gotten laid recently? I know I have but I aint sharing unless others do. Can we spice this place up? I will pony up if others do.

If this spawns another graphic MR "how to rim your wife" post Ironweed is gonna lick your fucking ass. After posting your picture, of course.