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Hank Chinaski · 03-18-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Women's backs all look the same. There is no such thing as an attractive back.

the clavicle can be very attractive, and curvy. in facts "all curves" covers most of the back.

03-18-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That was a real question. I don't get the fucking toe thing. they're fucking totally unattractive.

The pieces of a woman I find attractive are:

eyes
cheekbones
neck
hair
lips
breasts
nipples
stomach
ass
cooter
legs
all curves

The digits? No fucking way. Not interested. Unless she's got hands like a blacksmith, whioch would freak me out. The feet are like the back. Women's backs all look the same. There is no such thing as an attractive back. Its a utility area. Its got no appeal - merely holds the other shit in place.

Wow, you must suck in bed. You arent sucking the toes bc you think they are hot tasty little nuggets of nibbly joy, you are pleasuring your partner (pleasuring, now that is a squicky word). She loves it, goes nuts, and wants you inside right now after a few minutes of that. Think of it as dining on a salty sweaty open faced roast beef sandwich. You clearly arent into that but you do it, right?

Of cours,e some freaks do like to put the nasty bits in their mouth for their own edification. See, for example, Rimmer.

ABBAKiss · 03-18-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Women's backs all look the same. There is no such thing as an attractive back. Its a utility area. Its got no appeal - merely holds the other shit in place.

You are dead wrong. Back fat = gross. Nice muscular back = hot. Backs are many and varied.

03-18-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
a salty sweaty open faced roast beef sandwich

I realize this probably isn't the first time this phrase has been used, but this time I think paigow turned me into a gay. Is there someone I can sue?

03-18-2005, 05:04 PM

Gattigap · 03-18-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Women's backs all look the same. There is no such thing as an attractive back. Its a utility area. Its got no appeal - merely holds the other shit in place.

Dissent, for the reasons that everone else in the pile has already offered.

robustpuppy · 03-18-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Dissent, for the reasons that everone else in the pile has already offered.

Mmm, a pile of people with sexy backs.

spookyfish · 03-18-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you like all curves, how can you not appreciate the back and its variations? The shoulders, the waist, the hip, they all curve in the back as well as the front. A woman's back can be extraordinarily graceful.

2.

(Now stop it, or I'm not going to be able to leave my desk, dammit.)

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-18-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Mmm, a pile of people with sexy backs.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=lumberg/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=128g95t8p/EXP=1111267048/*-http%3A//www.funkstop.com/ed/images/movies/lumberg.jpg[/IMG]

Yeaahhh, I'm going to have to say that I like backs, too.

But I don't like tongues in my ear.

robustpuppy · 03-18-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=lumberg/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=128g95t8p/EXP=1111267048/*-http%3A//www.funkstop.com/ed/images/movies/lumberg.jpg[/IMG]

Yeaahhh, I'm going to have to say that I like backs, too.

That should solve Spooky's problem.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-18-2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wow, you must suck in bed. You arent sucking the toes bc you think they are hot tasty little nuggets of nibbly joy, you are pleasuring your partner (pleasuring, now that is a squicky word). She loves it, goes nuts, and wants you inside right now after a few minutes of that. Think of it as dining on a salty sweaty open faced roast beef sandwich. You clearly arent into that but you do it, right?

Of cours,e some freaks do like to put the nasty bits in their mouth for their own edification. See, for example, Rimmer.

I know how to fuck. I zen it. Trust me, I ain't bad. I'm not some fucking porn star, but I've got three or four blowout moments in a session.

I'm usually A Game when fractured. When you can't feel anything, you can porn it up big time. Fire up Jane's Addiction's "Three Days" and ride along with that tune from slow all the way through to that blowout bit where Ferrell is screaming "erotic jesus, lays with his Marys... loves his marys..." That's some heavy shit. I'm a good Christian. Doing God's drilling.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-18-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Dissent, for the reasons that everone else in the pile has already offered.

True. My bad, #3421999. Back fat is the worst.

spookyfish · 03-18-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That should solve Spooky's problem.

Done.

Flinty_McFlint · 03-18-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I know how to fuck. I zen it. Trust me, I ain't bad. I'm not some fucking porn star, but I've got three or four blowout moments in a session.

I'm usually A Game when fractured. When you can't feel anything, you can porn it up big time. Fire up Jane's Addiction's "Three Days" and ride along with that tune from slow all the way through to that blowout bit where Ferrell is screaming "erotic jesus, lays with his Marys... loves his marys..." That's some heavy shit. I'm a good Christian. Doing God's drilling.

Can someone please translate this into Japanese?

notcasesensitive · 03-18-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Can someone please translate this into Japanese?

Three syllables.

Zenfuka