Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
I said, "a beautiful woman like you should have more than one seeing eye dog."

Does "ho" mean "too good-looking for your ass"? If so, then she is a hidey-hidey-hidey-ho, as Cab Calloway used to sing.

Interesting. Although given your smooth lines (see above), whenever you're around, I change those lyrics to "hidey-hidey-hide-the-ho."

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I mean, since you live in NYC, you gotta figure that dudes ranging from Ed Burns to Bill Clinton to Mike Piazza have tried out their mojo on her.

Uh...just an update: Not so much with the Mike Piazza.

TM

[Can you hear me now?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, maybe 20:1, then.

TM

20:0 when you discount BnB's earlier post.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hate the name of the thread right now. It's depressing and I don't care about the continuation of the theme. The FB is supposed to be fun, not a constant reminder of our mortality and the fleeting nature of our existence and the even more fleeting quality of any enjoyment we have in our lives.

I still love you, Puppy.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Unless you're a Buddhist, in which case you view reincarnation as just another trip through the pain and misery of it all.


Buddhists are really no fun at all.

See, if you're expecting fun, you're still dwelling in suffering.

Namaste

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh...just an update: Not so much with the Mike Piazza.

TM

Break up with her.

What's her name again?

Sincerely,

John Stamos

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
so what is it?

martini

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, my girlfriend told me that this morning, she was hit on by this guy (who apparently is on All My Children):



He asked her out. She said she had a boyfriend. He said, "A beautiful woman like you should have more than one boyfriend."

Can you believe that shit? Fucker.

But get this: She said, "No thanks." Then, when I found his photo and told her that he was very good looking, she told me that she thought I was better looking. Lying bitch.* Should I dump her?

TM

* She also said, "His teeth were kinda brown and he doesn't have great skin."

Well, do you have great teeth? If not, dump the lying bitch, he's got her bent over the arm of the sofa in a room at the Plaza as we speak.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Well, do you have great teeth? If not, dump the lying bitch, he's got her bent over the arm of the sofa in a room at the Plaza as we speak.

The Plaza? Is that where you insist on going when a guy with great teeth bends you over the arm of a sofa?

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
when a guy with great teeth bends you over the arm of a sofa?
TM

When you meet a guy with great teeth, don't you want to be looking at them?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The Plaza? Is that where you insist on going when a guy with great teeth bends you over the arm of a sofa?

TM

Anytime someone mentions the Plaza I am reminded of an old commercial where a well-coiffed woman walks out of a shop, tightens the belt of her fur around her waist, and struts down he street like Thurgreed just bent her over the arm of a sofa. The voice over says "Some women lunch at the Plaza, ski in St. Moritz, and buy expensive furs every year. Other women just look that way."

Why do I remember this crap?

(And TM, I think Wonk might prefer "226-0840, the Poconos Garden Lodge . . .")

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I assume there are other qualities that fuel the attraction.

He's so persistent that she gets exhausted and just gives up and continues to date him? After she stops arguing with him, he resumes his side of the argument until her eyes glaze over?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Anytime someone mentions the Plaza I am reminded of an old commercial where a well-coiffed woman walks out of a shop, tightens the belt of her fur around her waist, and struts down he street like Thurgreed just bent her over the arm of a sofa. The voice over says "Some women lunch at the Plaza, ski in St. Moritz, and buy expensive furs every year. Other women just look that way."

Why do I remember this crap?

(And TM, I think Wonk might prefer "226-0840, the Poconos Garden Lodge . . .")

Do you remember the ad that went
"If you've got a craving for saving
and you passion for fashion
take the wheel of your automobile
and swing on down to Ideal"?

or

"I'm the boss's daughter for Atlantic Transmission. Transmission out of commission? Don't get frantic, call Atlantic."

I'm glad I'm not alone in the remembering crap department.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He's so persistent that she gets exhausted and just gives up and continues to date him? After she stops arguing with him, he resumes his side of the argument until her eyes glaze over?

I am in a generous mood and inclined to believe it's possible that he's good in bed. But it's interesting to note what you find attractive about TM.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Break up with her.

What's her name again?

Sincerely,

John Stamos

I love that this is finally catching on.

I'd rather be quilting,
ABBAKiss