Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, I don't think she digs handing out hummers.

Pssst: fringey was talking about La Gwink, who has told all of her Imaginary Friends here in FB Land that she digs handing out hummers.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Tom Wolfe wins award for bad sex prose (spree: CNN, but contains words your censor might not like)

What I want to know is how, exactly, a sentence can be both "ghastly" and "boring".

I think "Slither slither slither slither went the tongue" works with both adjectives nicely.

ETA: Wolfe beat out the guy who describes a man-eating vagina like this: "(It was) like a large exotic mushroom in the fork of a tree, a little pleasure dome if ever I've seen one, where Alph the sacred river ran down to a tideless sea. No, not tideless. Her tides were convulsive, an ebb and flow that could take you very far, far back, before hurling you out, wildly and triumphantly, on a ribbed and windswept beach without end."

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Similarly*, I saw Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland play with Incubus last night.

Last summer I had the misfortune of sitting through a Sting show with my wife (hi str8!) and wished I had seen Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland play that night. Only did 3 Police songs and massacred one of those...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wow, your listening skills really are for shit today.

Thats probably why.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I've noticed that since I have become single (almost final!!!!!) I feel sort of slutty being on birth control.

San Francisco is lovely in January.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Pssst: fringey was talking about La Gwink, who has told all of her Imaginary Friends here in FB Land that she digs handing out hummers.

He asked a question -- in response to a gwnc post about STDs, specifically, that she, like SD, had never had any -- about hat tricks. I said that a better question for her might be about bjs, and wanting to give more than someone could take. And suddenly he was talking about his wife, and I didn't notice, and god what a fucking travesty.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thats probably why.

WHAT is probably why? Your speaking skills are for shit too.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think "Slither slither slither slither went the tongue" works with both adjectives nicely.

"His mouth looked for the oiled berry" (not from Wolfe) might work for some socks.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Pssst: fringey was talking about La Gwink, who has told all of her Imaginary Friends here in FB Land that she digs handing out hummers.

For the fiftieth time... I don't really enjoy hummers.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Tom Wolfe wins award for bad sex prose (spree: CNN, but contains words your censor might not like)

What I want to know is how, exactly, a sentence can be both "ghastly" and "boring".

I will remember "Otolaryngological cavern" for some time.

But hopefully not while exploring one.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think "Slither slither slither slither went the tongue" works with both adjectives nicely.

You know, I don't read Tom Wolfe for the sex parts (unlike, say, the way I read certain books by Anne Rice), but I don't remember anything that bad in "A Man in Full" or "Bonfire of the Vanities." Maybe I just blotted it out.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
For the fiftieth time... I don't really enjoy hummers.

OH MY GOD, I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU.

Who gives a shit if you like them?

And, SS, I don't think that oiled berry thing is so bad if one's berry has indeed been oiled in an earlier portion of the story.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He asked a question -- in response to a gwnc post about STDs, specifically, that she, like SD, had never had any -- about hat tricks. I said that a better question for her might be about bjs, and wanting to give more than someone could take. And suddenly he was talking about his wife, and I didn't notice, and god what a fucking travesty.

These sentences are positively Wolfian.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Failing that, maybe we could all see the picture picture again?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
You know, I don't read Tom Wolfe for the sex parts (unlike, say, the way I read certain books by Anne Rice), but I don't remember anything that bad in "A Man in Full" or "Bonfire of the Vanities." Maybe I just blotted it out.

The idea of that Monty Burns-like insect writing about sex disturbs me. He needs to bag that suit. That high collar makes him look like one of those African chicks who wear neck lengthening rings. You could behead him with a paring knife.