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[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm there.

Where is Big Sur?

Turn left, keep going until you hit the Pacific. Turn north. Keep going until you are no where. Now keep going until you're almost some where. Now you're there.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Aha!

I found the course to take. Anyone wanna to got Big Sur with me in Feburary?

• Weekend of February 11-13
  
  Getting Naked: Writing the Emotional Truth of Erotic Scenes
  
  Lisa Palac
  
  Lisa Palac has been writing about and discussing sexuality for sixteen years. "I believe that honesty encourages honesty," she says. "Telling the truth about sex—the most intimate, contradiction-filled, hard-to-be-honest-about subject of them all—has given me the courage to face the rest of my life as honestly as I can."
  
  In this workshop—for both men and women, beginning and experienced writers—you will find the inspiration to write more honestly. Whether you're working on a screenplay, novel, memoir, or simply writing for self-discovery and personal transformation, this workshop provides a process for crafting powerful sexual narratives. By examining your own personal erotic development, you'll discover how to create compelling erotic lives for characters in any genre. The atmosphere is supportive, thought-provoking, and fun. Through writing and candid group discussion, you will learn:
  
  
  To harness the creativity of your sexual shadow self
  
  How to overcome vulnerability and self-doubt
  
  The courage to speak the unspeakable
  
  A new level of skill and comfort using explicit language
  
  A greater understanding of story structure and character
  Ultimately, writers learn to capture the emotional truth of any sexual situation—"What do we really want? What are we afraid of? What were we thinking?"—adding texture and essential depth to their work. This workshop precedes Valentine's Day and is a wonderful experience for lovers to share.

I'll save my money and just watch the workshop on Real Sex.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Turn left, keep going until you hit the Pacific. Turn north. Keep going until you are no where. Now keep going until you're almost some where. Now you're there.

Or to put it in terms you can find on a map: A little bit south of Carmel, California on Rt. 1.

[SlaveNoMore]

Did you just call me Coltrane?
Pedro to Mets: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_yl...v=st&type=lgns

It's all about winning.

Will the Sox now pay the mediocre Clement 9 mil a year to take his place?

Or will Theo miraculously pull Tim Hudson out of his ass.

Tonight, on Sportscenter, after the game.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Or to put it in terms you can find on a map: A little bit south of Carmel, California on Rt. 1.

Probably near Halfmoon Bay. If you know what I'm sayin'.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Will the Sox now pay the mediocre Clement 9 mil a year to take his place?

Or will Theo miraculously pull Tim Hudson out of his ass.

Tonight, on Sportscenter, after the game.

We have blowjobs. We have ass-fucking. We have writing about sex. We have AK's ass.

And you yap about sports.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Probably near Halfmoon Bay. If you know what I'm sayin'.

I'm festive, so it's more like a moon and a half.

Or were we not discussing ass-fucking?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
My dog had this little "bubble" thing on her leg. It was the color and size of a tick that is ballooned-up with blood. I tried to pull it off, and realized that it was no tick -- but some kind of growth (eew).

So anyway, I just left it there, but now it's grown quite a bit. It's now about the size of a kiwi (the fruit -- not someone from NZ), and it's pretty revolting to look at.

Take your dog out to the barn and blow its brains out with a shotgun. Much better than having to put it to sleep. Cheaper too.

Originally posted by dtb
In fact, I brought her over to my barn yesterday, and one of the barn managers...

How much do you pay your barn managers a month?

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

Or were we not discussing ass-fucking?

Yes, that's what Pedro did to the Red Sox.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes, that's what Pedro did to the Red Sox.

The whole team? That's hot. Nice to know baseball is open to the gay thing.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your first sentence escapes me; am I androgynous? Whatever. I just like the way pantyhose feel. I still read Playboy and prefer my beer out of cans. I have a pistol and I fucking love Jesus.

I get bored with the time-space continuum thing. Call me simple, but I like my flicks to proceed sequentially. I can dig flash forwards like those in Easy Rider, but following a cat running around in the recesses of his mind doesn't do it for me. I got the deeper philosophical point, and it was artfully done as far as flicks go (why they had to make everyone look homeless and bedraggled I don't get, but Kaufman seems to like that imagery), but once that point is made early, where else do I go? I just sit for another hour and wait for the end.

Your last sexist generalization is unfair, as though I've never loved and lost. Actually... I have never loved and lost. There was only one chick who really burned me once. OK, maybe two. Yes, it was two. Maybe my inability to appreciate emotional loss in relationships hobbles my ability to get Chucky K's flicks. I'll update you after I fuck up my marriage. Jesus, did I just say that? That better not happen. They'd find me dead in Costa Rica with a pile of festering sores on my privates and a distended liver.

I watched Before Sunset on Sat nite with the wife. We both agreed that its overrated. That one is very sequential, and very boring. Its just watching "prelude to a fuck" for an hour and a half. That franshise was phoned in from the start.

Your posts read like a Kaufman flick.

TM

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Take your dog out to the barn and blow its brains out with a shotgun. Much better than having to put it to sleep. Cheaper too.

We've done this before, but you must have been working that day.

I'd recommend a rifle rather than a shotgun, and you want to shot point blank just behind the ear. The shotgun can be very messy and not final, and you really don't want the dog looking at you while you do it. Bring a nice steak with you, tie the dog up, and take it out while it's focused on the steak.

I do cry at movies.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll save my money and just watch the workshop on Real Sex.

Have you ever seen the one where the Indian aligns people's "shakras". Jesus, if you were even a bit horny beforehand, the sight of that much middle aged hippy skin and disturbingly hirsute (I mean, it looked like half the participants were learning how to put skunks in leg locks) people killed any sexual urge you might have had.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Your posts read like a Kaufman flick.

TM

His use of "franshise" should have tipped you off that he is totally wasted.

I vote we take him out to the barn, tie him up, put a nice steak in front of him . . .

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He asked a question -- in response to a gwnc post about STDs, specifically, that she, like SD, had never had any -- about hat tricks. I said that a better question for her might be about bjs, and wanting to give more than someone could take. And suddenly he was talking about his wife, and I didn't notice, and god what a fucking travesty.

"Come and knock on our door....."