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[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Fat kid in Stand By Me. Alternatively, dumb quarterback from Texas in Jerry Maguire. Or the lead character in Sliders.

You mean the putz whose brother was on the Bachelor?

That guy? How does he land Rebecca Romaine?

[andViolins]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So Rebecca Romijn is engaged to Jerry O'Connell. Who's Jerry O'Connell? And is he hot enough?

He was the fat kid in the movie "Stand By Me," he was in that weird MTV cockroach movie, and he was on the t.v. show Sliders. I think he is on a current t.v. show. Couldn't tell you what though.

And no.

aV

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ironweed
Can you believe that despite all the filth on the World Wide Internets typing "dog licking balls" into Google image search does not bring up a picture of a dog licking his balls? What, I ask, what is this world coming to?

Dude, do yourself a favor and type in Rebecca Romijn instead. I think you'll be much happier for it. The pic I posted is the most work-safe of the bunch on the first page.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hi!

I bet if you could lick your own balls, you probably would. At least once. Just to try it. But probably the contortion to position yourself would be uncomfortable enough to outweigh the pleasure.

I might lick my balls, but I wouldn't lick my asshole.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dude, do yourself a favor and type in Rebecca Romijn instead. I think you'll be much happier for it. The pic I posted is the most work-safe of the bunch on the first page.

Dude! Dude?

[nononono]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Fat kid in Stand By Me. Alternatively, dumb quarterback from Texas in Jerry Maguire. Or the lead character in Sliders.

Also currently in the really awful Crossing Jordan.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
so, hypothetically, if you had a 100 lbs of chocolate, at least THAT you would give to the PEOPLE of New Orleans instead of to animals?

Is there something wrong with donating to abandoned, starving animals who do nothing for humans but give unconditional love when the government only helps out the humans and not the critters?

(my donations to red cross and animals are 1:1 at this point, but I was just wondering,. actually higher to people if you count musiciansa as people)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I might lick my balls, but I wouldn't lick my asshole.

Because you don't really like being rimmed, or because it's gross?

[Replaced_Texan]

The guys at the gym this morning said most of the hardware stores are out of plywood, the bottled water section at the grocery store was pretty decimated last night, my work activated the emergency plan at noon, and I'm kinda concerned about the rest of the pecan tree in my neighbor's back yard.

I'm kinda glad that I wasn't planning on being around this weekend as it was.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I might lick my balls, but I wouldn't lick my asshole.

How much money would it take for Sebby to lick your balls? Your asshole? How much more if a live studio audience was involved?

[Nut Case, Sensitive]

Originally posted by ironweed
Can you believe that despite all the filth on the World Wide Internets typing "dog licking balls" into Google image search does not bring up a picture of a dog licking his balls? What, I ask, what is this world coming to?

Well, I caught my first Oprah since maybe season 2 yesterday, and it was the mother of all oprahs. Did anyone see it? We had the Jen Aniston interview (love her, she is just so real, man) and then, the Hermes Incident Explanation!. What a crock of shit. She was upset not bc they wouldnt stay open after closing for her, but while they were closing. I went intoa tee shirt store on sudnay that was closing and they booted me. That is what closing is. Getting the custoers out. And she dragged the flaming US president of Hermes on who was like "we are sorry, but she didnt know who you are" and Oprah was like "this aint a celebrity thang"
. Hey, Oprah, they probalby would not have let anyone in who wasnt famous to them. get over yourself.

then there was this cloying segment of Oprah's adopting of three yellow lab puppies. Could we pick a more cliche breed? At first, I thoguht she was at an animal shelter and thought that was so nice that she was promoting adopting homeless dogs at this time when so many animals need homes. But no. So I dont' get the point of that segment. How entrenched is this woman in her own bullshit? And steadman? what a pussy. a real yes man.

Also, she appears to be the color of Michael Jackson in the studio, but regular African American in her offsite clips. Odd.


but I like her Diana Ross hairstyle.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by nononono
Also currently in the really awful Crossing Jordan.

str8 and I both have a 2 degrees of separation thing with Jerry O'Connell. that is how connected he is.

my connection also involves the mutual friend who he got onto the writer staff of Crossing Jordan. I can't vouch for its non-suckiness, however, as I've never seen it. that would violate my all-reality-tv-all-the-time motto.

the artificial islands episode of Megastructures received four thumbs up from my household last night. that Crown Prince of Dubai is one nutty guy. I consider Megastructures and Modern Marvels to be reality tv. My definition of the genre is expansive.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ironweed
Dude! Dude?

You prefer baby?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
How much money would it take for Sebby to lick your balls? Your asshole? How much more if a live studio audience was involved?

What about NFH's balls? Penske says she has big hairy ones.