Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I plan to be cremated. And I do not want to waste space anywhere. There is nothing more idiotic than cemetaries.

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Plus I have no desire to think of "worms playing pinochle on my snout" once I slough off this mortal coil. Which means I need to get this shit put into my will, otherwise I am sure my wishes will not be complied with.

BTW, you'll be happy to know, that the "Mass of the Christian Burial" does not now require that one actually be buried, if you really care about all that doctrinal stuff.

http://www.cathcemchgo.org/cremation.htm

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I was surprised to see Janelle vote for Ivette, even after she said that she respected the fact that she chose friendship over $ but also asked if she had made a $450,000 mistake. Ivette was visibly pissed and didn't hug Howie even though her own people turned on her.

It was also nice to see Kaysar still fuming at Jennifer, who's a total bitch. That look he flashed her was scary. It was also nice to see that Cappy is still petty and holding a grudge against Kaysar for something far less than Jennifer pulled.

I was suprised Janelle went for Ivette after Ivette admitteed that she picked Maggine over her bc otherwise the Friendship would never vote for Ivette (ie, it wasn't a "big heart" thing, it was a blackball thing). She should have just kicked out Maggie and rolled the dice that the friendship, despite what they said, coul dnever have voted for Janie.

I am so sad that I will probably never hear from Howie again, except maybe if I decide to watch Housecalls next year, which I wont. Janelle, see ya in Playboy, giflfriend, thoguh I would rather listen to her 40s drama queen boozy remarks than watch her spread her legs (which I think she is above)

I thought Kaysar seemed sour grapes and took the low road. Made him look like he held a grudge for weeks.

Howie however, was excellent in his parting shot.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So tingly.

But that could be from the hurrishave.

No, that is more of an itchy and scratchy sensation. Clearly that category 5 unnatural disaster hasn't blown into your parts.

Originally posted by LessinSF
Can we take up a collection to have NFH apply to BB7, much like the idea that donations to PETA could make Paigow go away? -
http://www.ilovereality.com/Bigbrother/Bb7/index.html (application link).

If this board can raise ten grand for my charity of choice, which would not be PETA, I will go away. You can PM me to find out what charity it is. Ten grand and I am gone. Donation made in the name of Ms. Paigow Princess. Seriously. Maybe RT can set it up?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Oh, quite the contrary. I would say a good third of my Ipod is soul. I just don't have any of the heavy metal, which resonates in my head like the sound of someone chewing tin foil.

I thought the problem with chewing tinfoil is that it reacted with your fillings to create an unpleasant sensation, not that it sounded bad.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Do you still use leeches for a good bloodletting because you aren't a wuss about that whole bandage thing?

Actually, leeches are very forward thinking, medically speaking:

Link to informative FDA information

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Don't think I don't know you don't care, but it was a conversation about how gross people are. Like the asshole who spits big loogies in the water fountain every day. And the asshole who takes the newspaper in the mens room for an hour and then takes it back to the library. Or the guy who drinks too much coffee and not enough water so that the color and consistency of certain things I don't want to repeat is orange and syrupy. And he had rancid coffee breath all the time. One of these assholes never washes his hands either. But he's gone now. Yay.

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[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If this board can raise ten grand for my charity of choice, which would not be PETA, I will go away. You can PM me to find out what charity it is. Ten grand and I am gone. Donation made in the name of Ms. Paigow Princess. Seriously. Maybe RT can set it up?

$30K in total and I am gone with you. We can start a blog or a t-shirt factory or something.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
$30K in total and I am gone with you. We can start a blog or a t-shirt factory or something.

Are you saying you are twice as undesirable as me? Becuase I think you flatter yourself. I am not sure that people would donate thirty grand total. How about ten for me and twenty for both of us? Could we get that money raised?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
God, if he's there, has a lot of explaining to do for me.

I agree that he has some explaining to do for you. I'm guessing he tries to play you off as some sort of babyjesus experimentation phase, but maybe there is some larger reason that you were put here. Ying to Paigow's Yang or something.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Are you saying you are twice as undesirable as me? Becuase I think you flatter yourself. I am not sure that people would donate thirty grand total. How about ten for me and twenty for both of us? Could we get that money raised?

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Nirvana is now Foo Fighters, so no.
Ramones - aren't they down to like one Ramone? They'll need more than a front guy.

the Experience needs a singer/guitar player.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Are you saying you are twice as undesirable as me? Becuase I think you flatter yourself. I am not sure that people would donate thirty grand total. How about ten for me and twenty for both of us? Could we get that money raised?

there is an exponential benefit to both of us being gone. $25k?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ooooh, I gotta do that. BTW, I heard there's a Stoogish band from Australia called The Saints, but I can't find any of their shit. Ever heard any of their stuff?

You can get their box set All Times Through Paradise at Amazon. Buy it through the LT link, though, etc.

If you want a single album instead of laying out the bucks for the complete box set, you might also try HMV Australia , which appears to be one of the few remaining Australian online music stores that will ship to the US, with the sad and completely unexpected demise of Whammo . Usually the exchange rate and lack of taxes will make it even out for the additional shipping. Takes a couple of weeks though.

[BTW, they're very good, what I've heard.]

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Many, many people will go to hell for doing this.

What difference does it make? All the good looney tunes cartoons were made so long ago. All the new cartoons suck ass.

TM