Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
That is not a picture of a human.

Neither is this. It's either the bad contacts or something wrong with her eyes.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Really, once they start jumping up and down for the NFL, they are pretty much knocking on the door of the slippery slope into colagen injections and thingmasters.

You really should look into getting yourself a thingmaster. You might not have to give so many blowjobs.

TM

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That couldn't be me. I always brought my own cardboard.

Nice try.

BTW, I find it interesting that you were the one providing the entertainment, yet Bilmore's dough was going into Slave's hat. Was it some sort of deal to get him out of that flannel shirt?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Nice try.

BTW, I find it interesting that you were the one providing the entertainment, yet Bilmore's dough was going into Slave's hat. Was it some sort of deal to get him out of that flannel shirt?

And so the fuzzy sweater was born.



TM

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That couldn't be me. I always brought my own cardboard.

TM

You've been hepful.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You've been hepful.

Get the fuck out of here!

Of course I cannot!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I couldn't do that well.

It's really not nearly as much fun if you take the punch lines yourself.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Get the fuck out of here!

Of course I cannot!

You know what I think? I think you had two scrolls and you smoked one. Am I right?



TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
NFL cheerleaders in bikinis- is that reason enough for guys to watch?

The girls of Bachelor 5 There's a professional inline skater - is that a job?

A law student.
Attorney from San Antonio.

NFL cheerleader - bleah.

And prosthetic technician - I don't even know what that is.

Sure, all of these women are fairly attractive, but not one of them would make me walk into a wall. And the prosthetic technician looks like she had a serious run-in with a Dr. Nick Ventura-caliber plastic surgeon.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Prima?

Finally, she remembers the guy who was into HS girls.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Sure, all of these women are fairly attractive, but not one of them would make me walk into a wall. And the prosthetic technician looks like she had a serious run-in with a Dr. Nick Ventura-caliber plastic surgeon.

How about this? Hot pro soccer player.
Or, this woman who looks like someone and I can't put my finger on it.


The women of The Bachelor 5 "were sexier, hotter and showed a lot more skin" according to B-5 producer Mike Fleiss. The premiere will also offer a new "first impression" rose, extended the woman who has made the best first impression on Jesse.

Additionally, ABC says the very first rose ceremony will take "a startling turn" when Jesse makes "a terrible mistake."

He probably calls out the wrong name at rose time. There are 2 Jennys, 3 Jessicas and 2 Mandys.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

The women of The Bachelor 5 "were sexier, hotter and showed a lot more skin" according to B-5 producer Mike Fleiss.

I call bullshit. Every rose ceremony is the "most exciting rose ceremony ever." They have no credibility on the comparatives. What's next: This Bachelor has the best soundtrack yet?

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The women of The Bachelor 5 "were sexier, hotter and showed a lot more skin" according to B-5 producer Mike Fleiss. The premiere will also offer a new "first impression" rose, extended the woman who has made the best first impression on Jesse.

Additionally, ABC says the very first rose ceremony will take "a startling turn" when Jesse makes "a terrible mistake."

He probably calls out the wrong name at rose time. There are 2 Jennys, 3 Jessicas and 2 Mandys.

Potential Spoiler:

The best thing about this show is that one of the bachelorettes is really a mole -- she's really Jesse's best friend (and married to one of his friends) and she's going to tell him all the bitchy things the other women do behind his back. That is the only thing about this season that tempts me to watch. Otherwise, big yawn. Tired of this format and watching dumbass men who aren't ready to get married string along a bunch of ditzy pharmaceutical reps (is that a real job?) just to dump them a week after the final show airs and they realize that being on tv made it easier for them to have casual sex with lots of random women. Seriously, the bachelors are 0 for 4 so far. The bachelorettes are 2 and 0 (although it's early days for Meredith and Ian). All dating shows should have women choosing men.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by barely_legal
pharmaceutical reps (is that a real job?)

No. But it pays well. That's why it's one of the best jobs out there.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Potential Spoiler:

The best thing about this show is that one of the bachelorettes is really a mole -- she's really Jesse's best friend (and married to one of his friends) and she's going to tell him all the bitchy things the other women do behind his back. That is the only thing about this season that tempts me to watch.

MORE POTENTIAL SPOILER:



Maybe the "terrible mistake" is that Jock Boy forgets to give his friend a rose, so she can't help him any more???