Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
No. And he has the most unattractive torso ever.

Maybe you just didn't "get" the Cheerleader skits on SNL?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe you just didn't "get" the Cheerleader skits on SNL?

That was not his best material. Nor is this yours. Defensiveness is unbecoming.

You know that unfunny Chris Kattan character who slurs his words so much nobody can figure out what he's saying?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
No. And he has the most unattractive torso ever.

I think Stiller is frequently very unfunny. And I think Mike Myers is funny maybe 15% of the time.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That was not his best material. Nor is this yours. Defensiveness is unbecoming.

You know that unfunny Chris Kattan character who slurs his words so much nobody can figure out what he's saying?

Kattan was often quite unfunny. "Mango" comes to mind.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Sunday morning, I-80 near Fairfield, a navy blue Mustang with CA license plates reading: LAW HOTY.

Tuesday morning, I-280 near San Francisco, a blue Saab with the only Dennis Kucinich for Prez bumper sticker I've actually seen affixed to a car, evah. Atticus?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think Stiller is frequently very unfunny. And I think Mike Myers is funny maybe 15% of the time.

I totally agree, but I am on record as hating Ben Stiller. His schtick is more tired than Wonk's. And Mike Myers is so overanimated -- he just never turns it off.

Despite my general distaste for Ben Stiller and mere tolerance for Owen Wilson, I actually liked both of them in the Royal Tenenbaums.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It amused me.

"you pooped in the fridge and ate an entire wheel of cheese?" I'm not even angry. That's just amazing!"

"which of course in german means a whale's vagina"

It's possibly the stupidest movie ever made.

Agreed. Any movie that breaks into an a cappella version of "Skyrockets in Flight" to explain what Love is -- well, it's not aspiring to true art. Sit back, watch, chuckle, and you can almost hear your brain cells die. What's a better way to spend an evening?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I’d have flushed Atlas Shrugged down my toilet, but the goddamned thing is thicker than most Bibles (combined New and Old Testament).

I haven’t read Gravity’s Rainbow, but it sounds Vonnegutesque, so I might. I love Vonnegut. Perfect for those with short attention spans who want constant interesting asides.

As it happens, I picked up a copy of Gravity's Rainbow just yesterday. Maybe the inspiration was thoughts of running dinosaurs, or perhaps that I was in City Lights, and felt pressured to get it or else I'd be stuck buying a Gregory Corso collection. Book review to come, though probably a couple of months hence.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I sense Penske will show up soon. But how will it be proven? Because of deleted posts, we're already into the 200k range.

There will be no post with 200000 on it, as there is no post with 100000 on it. Its a spurious victory. Plus the thing you said.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That was not his best material. Nor is this yours. Defensiveness is unbecoming.

You know that unfunny Chris Kattan character who slurs his words so much nobody can figure out what he's saying?

I wasn't defensive. But, i did invent the "Will Farrell sucks" post.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It appears that you and RT posted at the same time. Since RT doesn't want to have to buy herself that vibrator, I bestow the honor of the 200,000th posts upon you, dear hank. You might want to get the details of the make and model of the vibrator from RT.

Congrats!


ETA: Based on the post numbers that come up when linking to a post, Hank got it. RT was the post after Hank's. (But I note that the official 200,000 Hank post is called post 200,950 b/c of the disappearing Politics board fiasco and any meglomaniacal deletions that may or may not have occurred.)

Tainted.

[Gattigap]

After deep contemplation worthy of Bush's Crawford musings on stem cells, P. Diddy has dropped the P.

Sure, some may mock, but I think the man's on to something. In fact, I myself have noticed that having both "Gatti" and "gap" in my name has gotten between me and my cyberspace fans. We've got to simplify it. Now, with it just being "Gatti," we won't have half the crowd off the mark in the concert halls. Now, everyone can just chant "Gatti."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Tainted.

The only real reason sane people participate in K-racing is to keep you from winning. Really, the only pleasure is keeping you from the pleasure. The more you bitch about this now the more competition there will be next time. Regards!

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Gattigap
After deep contemplation worthy of Bush's Crawford musings on stem cells, P. Diddy has dropped the P.

Sure, some may mock, but I think the man's on to something. In fact, I myself have noticed that having both "Gatti" and "gap" in my name has gotten between me and my cyberspace fans. We've got to simplify it. Now, with it just being "Gatti," we won't have half the crowd off the mark in the concert halls. Now, everyone can just chant "Gatti."

I've always just thought of you as effiette-southern-liberal-commie-pinko, which has a certain ring to it.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The only real reason sane people participate in K-racing is to keep you from winning. Really, the only pleasure is keeping you from the pleasure. The more you bitch about this now the more competition there will be next time. Regards!

Bring it on!

etafwiw, I only let NFH win the last won because I was seeking an in-road to steal her affections from you. And it worked).