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06-24-2004, 12:30 PM
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Late Breaking NJ Shade Tree Scandal.........
Four-Bedroom House Stuck on N.J. Street
Jun 23, 5:56 PM (ET)
CHATHAM TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) - A four-bedroom house will continue to block a road at least until Thursday after becoming stuck when a truck moving it to a new lot up the street broke an axle. Police said on Wednesday afternoon that efforts to move the house would resume Thursday morning. The house became stuck on Tuesday.
But that was not the only problem facing its owner, Craig Rieck. Several neighbors were furious that Rieck had more than a dozen trees and countless limbs and branches cut down so he could move the house from its Meyersville Road lot to another site up the road.
Patric Hyland, administrator for the Morris County Shade Tree Commission, said Rieck only had permission to remove three branches on one tree, and questioned why entire trees were removed.
However, Rieck told the Daily Record of Parsippany that he had a permit that allowed him to remove trees within 25 feet of the center of Meyersville Road that blocked the Colonial's travel path.
"I didn't think we would have to move all the trees we had to remove, (but) until you get the house in the street, you don't know how big it will be," Rieck said.
He now lives in another home, but plans to sell that residence and move his family into the home he is moving.
Messages left Wednesday afternoon by The Associated Press for the shade tree commission and for Morris County Administrator James J. Rosenberg were not returned.
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06-24-2004, 04:30 PM
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Stripper steals hair
A hairdressing salon in Lillehammer is out a lot of money after a woman claiming to be a stripper walked out without paying for NOK 12,000 (USD 1,730) worth of hair extensions, newspaper Gudbrandsdølen Dagningen reports. The case bears a remarkable similarity to a theft of virgin hair last year.
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06-24-2004, 04:49 PM
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Stripper steals hair
A hairdressing salon in Lillehammer is out a lot of money after a woman claiming to be a stripper walked out without paying for NOK 12,000 (USD 1,730) worth of hair extensions, newspaper Gudbrandsdølen Dagningen reports. The case bears a remarkable similarity to a theft of virgin hair last year.
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$1700 worth of extensions? WTF????? Is that like the guy in Vietnam with the 25 ft. dredlock?
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06-24-2004, 05:38 PM
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$1700 worth of extensions? WTF????? Is that like the guy in Vietnam with the 25 ft. dredlock?
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Well, she is an alleged stripper from Lillehammer--tastes run different--perhaps not all of the extension were on her head.
NFH, please research and provide a memo (with pics) for AdL and me. Thanks.
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06-24-2004, 05:45 PM
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Well, she is an alleged stripper from Lillehammer--tastes run different--perhaps not all of the extension were on her head.
NFH, please research and provide a memo (with pics) for AdL and me. Thanks.
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Oh, and we need it by 9:00 am tomorrow*, so get crackin'.
*10:00 am tee time...
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06-24-2004, 05:48 PM
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Oh, and we need it by 9:00 am tomorrow*, so get crackin'.
*10:00 am tee time...
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Slave's got me working on this other thing with rape/consensual sex/splooge on a dress/clinton lied thing. Can I get it to you right before lunch? Otherwise I'll have to work through the night once again.
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06-24-2004, 06:08 PM
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Oh, and we need it by 9:00 am tomorrow*, so get crackin'.
*10:00 am tee time...
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Dude, how many times do I have to tell you--no women (or wanking) right before playing golf, it slows your swing speed down and your distances will all be off. See you at the club.
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Slave's got me working on this other thing with rape/consensual sex/splooge on a dress/clinton lied thing. Can I get it to you right before lunch? Otherwise I'll have to work through the night once again.
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Can't you just recycle a memo for him? He assigns that project to everybody--I think he's going a little senile.
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06-24-2004, 06:15 PM
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Dude, how many times do I have to tell you--no women (or wanking) right before playing golf, it slows your swing speed down and your distances will all be off. See you at the club.
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No, man, it sharpens my, um, reflexes...
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06-24-2004, 06:20 PM
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No, man, it sharpens my, um, reflexes...
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If nothing else, it lightens the load.
And Flinty, I'll check with Hank on that clinton lied/consensual sex is rape memo. I'm sure he's got an old one lying around. I'll just add some clip art, make it look all new - Slave will never know the difference. I'll get the demonstratives of the Swedish hooker extensions to the printer tonight. Expect blow ups tomorrow.
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06-24-2004, 06:27 PM
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If nothing else, it lightens the load.
And Flinty, I'll check with Hank on that clinton lied/consensual sex is rape memo. I'm sure he's got an old one lying around. I'll just add some clip art, make it look all new - Slave will never know the difference. I'll get the demonstratives of the Swedish hooker extensions to the printer tonight. Expect blow ups tomorrow.
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Merci beaucoup. You should expect something nice in your Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Christmukkah stocking this year. Perhaps a HD Tivo for the bedroom tv?
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06-24-2004, 06:45 PM
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Merci beaucoup. You should expect something nice in your Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Christmukkah stocking this year. Perhaps a HD Tivo for the bedroom tv?
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Woo hoo!
Screw Slave, he gave me a gift certificate to Red Lobster as my bonus last year.
I'll have the blow ups to your office first thing!
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06-28-2004, 04:24 PM
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Late Breaking NJ Shade Tree Scandal.........
Four-Bedroom House Stuck on N.J. Street
Jun 23, 5:56 PM (ET)
[tree stuff]
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More tree stuff here and here.
I was down in that neck of the woods this weekend. According to my sources at least one house moving company turned down the job saying it couldn't be done. From the articles, it sounds like he has lots of explaining to do (as do the Chatham cops who never saw the 'permit').
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06-28-2004, 09:13 PM
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Woman "steals" Fish & Neave's identity
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