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		|  08-05-2004, 05:09 PM | #2986 |  
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		| Originally posted by Alex_de_Large What's up with that?  I will never understand the obsession with that cursed pseudo-title.
 
 ETA:  every time I receive correspondence signed by "Asshole Lawyer, Esq." I immediately think "Bill S. Preston, Esquire".  Not exactly the image that Asshole Lawyer wants to convey, I'm sure.
 |   Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
 
You would be surprised at the number of pompous freaks that put Esq. on their checks after their name.
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:10 PM | #2987 |  
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		| Originally posted by Replaced_Texan She's getting married in nine days, I couldn't crush her completely.
 |   oh.  good call.  wait for the legal world to do that. |  
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:11 PM | #2988 |  
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				question for coltrane and other runners
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick Is this maximum heartrate estimate of (220-your age) bullshit?  Because if that is my maximum heart rate, today I went about 15 above it, so shouldn't I be dead?
 
 I am just beginning this heart rate training and there is so much conflicting information.  Perhaps there is a better board where I can ask this question.
 |  It's bullshit.  According to that formula everyone of the same age has the same maximum heart rate.  It's a guideline , that's all.
 
ETA: hey you who fixed my tabs!  Thanks.
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:12 PM | #2989 |  
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				question for coltrane and other runners
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick Is this maximum heartrate estimate of (220-your age) bullshit?  Because if that is my maximum heart rate, today I went about 15 above it, so shouldn't I be dead?
 
 I am just beginning this heart rate training and there is so much conflicting information.  Perhaps there is a better board where I can ask this question.
 |   It's bullshit.  I think there was a discussion of this at some point on one of the fitness boards. |  
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:13 PM | #2990 |  
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		| Originally posted by Alex_de_Large What's up with that?  I will never understand the obsession with that cursed pseudo-title.
 
 ETA:  every time I receive correspondence signed by "Asshole Lawyer, Esq." I immediately think "Bill S. Preston, Esquire".  Not exactly the image that Asshole Lawyer wants to convey, I'm sure.
 |  San Dimas Highschool football rules!!
 
eta thanks for the answers to my heart rate question
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:14 PM | #2991 |  
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		| Originally posted by ltl/fb If asparagus makes it taste bad, just think of what swallowing quarts of tobacco juice makes it taste like.
 |  I thought asparagus just made your pee smell.  It makes your splooge taste bad too?
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:15 PM | #2992 |  
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		| Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick San Dimas Highschool football rules!!
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:15 PM | #2993 |  
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		| Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? I thought asparagus just made your pee smell.  It makes your splooge taste bad too?
 |   What you eat affects the taste.  I kind of pulled asparagus out of my ass, though. |  
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:16 PM | #2994 |  
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		| Originally posted by ltl/fb What you eat affects the taste.  I kind of pulled asparagus out of my ass, though.
 |  That's just too easy...
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:17 PM | #2995 |  
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		| Originally posted by Alex_de_Large That's just too easy...
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:17 PM | #2996 |  
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		| Originally posted by ltl/fb What you eat affects the taste.  I kind of pulled asparagus out of my ass, though.
 |  Well, that would make my splooge taste like assy asparagus!  
 
Who wants some?
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:17 PM | #2997 |  
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		| Originally posted by ltl/fb It's the other way around, but thanks!
 |  I'm pretty sure he meant post-traumatic stress counseling.
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:21 PM | #2998 |  
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		| Originally posted by taxwonk I'm pretty sure he meant post-traumatic stress counseling.
 |   That doesn't fucking even fucking make any goddamn sense.  So shut the motherfucking fuck up, assjack, and don't start with me. |  
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:23 PM | #2999 |  
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		| Originally posted by ltl/fb That doesn't fucking even fucking make any goddamn sense.  So shut the motherfucking fuck up, assjack, and don't start with me.
 |  Ya'll are so cute together.
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		|  08-05-2004, 05:24 PM | #3000 |  
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		| Originally posted by ltl/fb That doesn't fucking even fucking make any goddamn sense.  So shut the motherfucking fuck up, assjack, and don't start with me.
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